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READING THIS THREAD MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 25, 2011, 08:45:52 PM

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Payne

#45
May 25, 2011, 09:38:28 PM
Nigel invented the cone. Just to fuck with Plato.

Freeky

#46
May 25, 2011, 09:39:51 PM
Global warming was caused by Nigel getting the flu nd spreading it to Earth.

Adios

#47
May 25, 2011, 09:40:19 PM
We don't pledge allegiance to Nigel, only because we saw what happened to the Roman Empire when they tried that.

The Good Reverend Roger

#48
May 25, 2011, 09:41:00 PM
Men in PDX dress like clowns to avoid attracting Nigel's praying mantis-like attentions.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#49
May 25, 2011, 09:41:46 PM
Somebody was too slow getting Nigel a light for her cigarette, once.  Incidentally, it was the last time she traveled via airship, the Hindenburg was just too damn slow.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Payne

#50
May 25, 2011, 09:41:54 PM
Nigel causes ley lines.

The Good Reverend Roger

#51
May 25, 2011, 09:42:39 PM
Nigel is the reason hipsters want to be "underground".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#52
May 25, 2011, 09:43:24 PM
Nigel was in a good mood when she told Custer there were only a handful of Sioux in that valley.

Freeky

#53
May 25, 2011, 09:44:12 PM
The Mayans tried to sacrifice Nigel once.  

Coincidentally, that was the same year they became extinct or whatever it is civilizations do.

Payne

#54
May 25, 2011, 09:44:31 PM
Nigel has been every US President (except JFK) since Jackson.

The Good Reverend Roger

#55
May 25, 2011, 09:44:53 PM
"Go for it, Admiral Tojo!  If you make a mess at Pearl Harbor, America will back down quietly!"
- Nigel, 1940
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#56
May 25, 2011, 09:45:21 PM
NIGEL GIVES REDMAN GOOD ADVICE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#57
May 25, 2011, 09:45:56 PM
Nigel once got tired of waiting for the moneys to evolve, so she started a fire for some of them.

ETA:  In fact, every invention of usefulness has been Nigel's in the entire history of humanity

Adios

#58
May 25, 2011, 09:47:14 PM
December 21, 2012 is Nigels XXXXXXth birthday. Hawk knows when to keep his mouth shut about certain numbers.

Luna

#59
May 25, 2011, 09:47:58 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 25, 2011, 09:47:14 PM
December 21, 2012 is Nigels XXXXXXth birthday. Hawk knows when to keep his mouth shut about certain numbers.

Good plan.  "Immortal" does not mean "Invincible" or "Incapable of Feeling Nigel's Boot Up One's Arse."
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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