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READING THIS THREAD MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 25, 2011, 08:45:52 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
May 25, 2011, 09:28:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 25, 2011, 09:26:51 PM
There is a unique and horrifying noun in every single known language, dialect, pidgin and creole that describes Nigels dildo collection.

"Nigel" means, in the language of the Papau New Guinea tribes, "I just shat myself in terror".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#31
May 25, 2011, 09:28:40 PM
Nigel thought Japan would look good with a couple craters, so she gave Einstein the idea for the A-bomb in exchange for a couple "favors."  Einstein always thought he got the raw end of the deal.

Payne

#32
May 25, 2011, 09:29:32 PM
Nigel defined absolute zero by her aura of coolness. She is literally so cool that atoms stop moving and stars die.

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
May 25, 2011, 09:30:31 PM
The palm of Nigel's hand moves faster than light.

Damn straight, chump...She's gonna slap you yesterday.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#34
May 25, 2011, 09:31:15 PM
Nigel once took a piss while she was mad, the result is the Grand Canyon.

Payne

#35
May 25, 2011, 09:31:20 PM
In the End Times, God will give Nigel an extra letter, "O", and send her out as a horde of Anagrammatic Daemons.

Freeky

#36
May 25, 2011, 09:31:53 PM
The first time Nigel saw holographics, she felt flattered that someone would go to all that trouble to invent a way she herself looks naturally in photographs, so she stopped eating orphan hearts for lent.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
May 25, 2011, 09:32:39 PM
Fucking hell.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Adios

#38
May 25, 2011, 09:34:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 25, 2011, 09:31:20 PM
In the End Times, God will give Nigel an extra letter, "O", and send her out as a horde of Anagrammatic Daemons.

Nonsense, Nigel takes what she wants from God.

Freeky

#39
May 25, 2011, 09:35:14 PM
Nigel encourages the seven deadly sins in other people because she had an argument with Jesus right after his resurrection, and is trying to see how far Jesus' sacrifice really goes.

Luna

#40
May 25, 2011, 09:35:25 PM
Titanic?  Nigel wanted more ice for her drink, and the waiter was too slow...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
May 25, 2011, 09:35:34 PM
Nigel warms her car up in the winter by glaring at it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#42
May 25, 2011, 09:36:33 PM
Spontaneous combustion is caused by the shame provoked in thinking of Nigel laughing at them.

Payne

#43
May 25, 2011, 09:36:57 PM
Famous Last Words

John Adams: "Nigel--still survives..."

Humphrey Bogart: "I should never have switched from Scotch to Nigel."

Horatio Nelson: "Kiss Me, Nigel"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
May 25, 2011, 09:37:44 PM
This is making my day.  :lol: :lol: :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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