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READING THIS THREAD MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 25, 2011, 08:45:52 PM

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Payne

#75
July 14, 2011, 06:45:54 AM
Recent concerted efforts to legalise Nigel for medicinal use have resulted in 12 deaths and 30 injuries.

Don Coyote

#76
July 14, 2011, 06:52:50 AM
Quote from: Payne on July 14, 2011, 06:45:54 AM
Recent concerted efforts to legalise Nigel for medicinal use have resulted in 12 deaths by prolapse and 30 injuries .

FTFY

Telarus

#77
July 14, 2011, 07:00:27 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 06:02:14 AM
Once Nigel sneezed, and the resulting shockwave in the space/time continuuinuum caused a semi with 14 tons of bees to accidentally all over the Lost Highway.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#78
July 14, 2011, 07:11:08 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 14, 2011, 06:02:14 AM
Once Nigel sneezed, and the resulting shockwave in the space/time continuuinuum caused a semi with 14 tons of bees to accidentally all over the Lost Highway.

WHAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#79
July 14, 2011, 07:11:31 AM
Quote from: Payne on July 14, 2011, 06:45:54 AM
Recent concerted efforts to legalise Nigel for medicinal use have resulted in 12 deaths and 30 injuries.

:lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#80
July 14, 2011, 07:11:50 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 14, 2011, 06:52:50 AM
Quote from: Payne on July 14, 2011, 06:45:54 AM
Recent concerted efforts to legalise Nigel for medicinal use have resulted in 12 deaths by prolapse and 30 injuries .

FTFY

JESUS FUCK  :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#81
July 14, 2011, 03:57:19 PM
The real reason geologists can't directly observe the interior of the Earth has nothing to do with pressure or heat.

Nigel's secret clubhouse is down there, and no nerds allowed!

Cainad (dec.)

#82
July 14, 2011, 03:58:59 PM
The reason one can only observe a particle's velocity or its location, but not both simultaneously, is because they're trying to avoid being captured by Nigel.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#83
July 14, 2011, 04:31:28 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

This thread is the best way to start my day.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

#84
July 14, 2011, 06:58:25 PM
It is said by some that Nigel is the only person ever to successfully hack the periodic table of elements, placing herself above PD of course.

Triple Zero

#85
July 14, 2011, 07:16:48 PM


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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#86
July 14, 2011, 11:50:19 PM
Hahahaha

WTF?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#87
July 15, 2011, 01:09:26 PM
apparently it's a site

http://theendisnigel.com/

the intro is kinda ominous, too. but after that it's just some random blogging with a bit of ARG thrown in or something, didn't check it out that close.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#88
July 23, 2011, 06:27:43 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 15, 2011, 01:09:26 PM
apparently it's a site

http://theendisnigel.com/

the intro is kinda ominous, too. but after that it's just some random blogging with a bit of ARG thrown in or something, didn't check it out that close.

This makes me happy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

President Television

#89
July 24, 2011, 05:13:37 AM
Once, Nigel decided to have a pool party. They called it the Permian die-off.
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