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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 25, 2011, 08:45:52 PM

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May 25, 2011, 08:45:52 PM Last Edit: May 26, 2011, 02:22:00 AM by The Good Reverend Roger
The very concept of walled cities was designed to protect towns from Nigel.  They added gates later on, when Nigel pointed out the obvious flaw in the design.

Portland's biggest export is Nigel's boot.  IN YOUR ASS.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#1
May 25, 2011, 09:04:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2011, 08:45:52 PM
The very concept of walled cities was designed to protect towns from Nigel.  They added gates later on, when Nigel pointed out the obvious flaw in the design.

Portland's biggest export is Nigel's boot.  IN YOUR ASS.



169% TRUTH

Cainad (dec.)

#2
May 25, 2011, 09:05:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2011, 08:45:52 PM
The very concept of walled cities was designed to protect towns from Nigel.  They added gates later on, when Nigel pointed out the obvious flaw in the design.

Portland's biggest export is Nigel's boot.  IN YOUR ASS.

Remember Atlantis?

Used to be the nicest waterfront resort you could ask for, back in the day. Then they mixed Nigel's drink wrong, and were insufficiently polite about replacing it.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
May 25, 2011, 09:07:41 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 25, 2011, 09:05:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2011, 08:45:52 PM
The very concept of walled cities was designed to protect towns from Nigel.  They added gates later on, when Nigel pointed out the obvious flaw in the design.

Portland's biggest export is Nigel's boot.  IN YOUR ASS.

Remember Atlantis?

Used to be the nicest waterfront resort you could ask for, back in the day. Then they mixed Nigel's drink wrong, and were insufficiently polite about replacing it.

In the back of The Guinness Book of World Records, in small print, it explains that all records are held by Nigel.  The people listed in each entry are just the people who came closest to her score.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
May 25, 2011, 09:07:52 PM
 :lulz: What the hell is happening in here?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
May 25, 2011, 09:08:33 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 25, 2011, 04:20:59 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 25, 2011, 04:08:28 AM
Quote from: Aloe on May 25, 2011, 03:33:58 AM
He sent a bunch of random chit chat messages, my kid's cute, he's married now, going to Afghanistan soon, etc, and I respond with similar random chit chat, then suddenly blocked.  Weird.

If I had to bet?  Wife pitched a fit.

I second that idea.

I was gonna say that too.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
May 25, 2011, 09:09:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 25, 2011, 09:07:52 PM
:lulz: What the hell is happening in here?

It's a warning, like on a cigarette package.

QuoteCaution:  Angering Nigel may lead to heart failure, stroke, or an inverted colon with shoe polish all over it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#7
May 25, 2011, 09:09:44 PM
The reason JFK limited how many times a person could become president is because he knew Nigel would just scare everyone into keeping her forever, and KICK EVERYONE'S ASS ALL THE TIME

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
May 25, 2011, 09:10:32 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 25, 2011, 09:09:44 PM
The reason JFK limited how many times a person could become president is because he knew Nigel would just scare everyone into keeping her forever, and KICK EVERYONE'S ASS ALL THE TIME

So she had him shot.  INNA FACE.

DO YOU SEE WHAT WE'RE GETTING AT HERE, PEOPLE?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#9
May 25, 2011, 09:12:11 PM
Nigel is really in charge of the orbital mind lazors.  Not Roger.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
May 25, 2011, 09:13:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2011, 09:09:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 25, 2011, 09:07:52 PM
:lulz: What the hell is happening in here?

It's a warning, like on a cigarette package.

QuoteCaution:  Angering Nigel may lead to heart failure, stroke, or an inverted colon with shoe polish all over it.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
May 25, 2011, 09:13:52 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 25, 2011, 09:12:11 PM
Nigel is really in charge of the orbital mind lazors.  Not Roger.

HEY!  :argh!:

You're not supposed to TELL them! :crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#12
May 25, 2011, 09:14:10 PM
Nigel once suggested to Ayn Rand that she ought to get into writing.

Freeky

#13
May 25, 2011, 09:14:52 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 25, 2011, 09:13:52 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 25, 2011, 09:12:11 PM
Nigel is really in charge of the orbital mind lazors.  Not Roger.

HEY!  :argh!:

You're not supposed to TELL them! :crankey:

I AM TIRED OF KEEPING YOUR SECRETS.  THE TIME HAS COME.  THE TRUTH MUST SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
May 25, 2011, 09:14:56 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 25, 2011, 09:14:10 PM
Nigel once suggested to Ayn Rand that she ought to get into writing.

:argh!::1fap:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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