Help me help blacks who hate whites

[Doktor Howl]

(For those noobs that didn't get the punchline...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JW133F0AK4 )

[East Coast Hustle]

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

Is he Haitian? The word for white in French is blanc. I imagine that is where it comes from.

I'm not aware of that being used as a slang term in any of the islands, but that doesn't mean it might not come from further down-island like Guadeloupe or Martinique.

[Freeky]

(For those noobs that didn't get the punchline...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JW133F0AK4 )

I like how it is supposed to be a 60 second spot, but it's like, 4 minutes long.

[Doktor Howl]

(For those noobs that didn't get the punchline...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JW133F0AK4 )

I like how it is supposed to be a 60 second spot, but it's like, 4 minutes long.

The real payoff is at about 3:10, but you have to see the whole thing to appreciate it.

[Don Coyote]

BEAN CUP

[Doktor Howl]

BEAN CUP

Una zebra et una cascada!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

Is he Haitian? The word for white in French is blanc. I imagine that is where it comes from.

I'm not aware of that being used as a slang term in any of the islands, but that doesn't mean it might not come from further down-island like Guadeloupe or Martinique.

I thought I recalled a Haitian friend of mine telling me that Haitians referred to not just white people, but also Americans in general as blancs, but I could be mistaken. I haven't seen him at work in about a year.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

Oh hey hey hey I've heard that, only it was pronounced "blankay"

No idea where it's from.

There's also Hawaiian haole.

[Suu]

BEAN CUP

That reminds me of the Royal Wedding episode of South Park where they come up with these horrific racial slurs for Inuit/Eskimos.

Snowmonkies
Icebeaners
Polar Gooks


I couldn't help it. I was fucking floored.

[East Coast Hustle]

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

Is he Haitian? The word for white in French is blanc. I imagine that is where it comes from.

I'm not aware of that being used as a slang term in any of the islands, but that doesn't mean it might not come from further down-island like Guadeloupe or Martinique.

I thought I recalled a Haitian friend of mine telling me that Haitians referred to not just white people, but also Americans in general as blancs, but I could be mistaken. I haven't seen him at work in about a year.

That could be. I don't think any of the Haitians I've met have been to the states. I definitely get the sense that the ones that immigrate illegally into the VI are poor and desperate even by Haitian standards. They have to cross the DR to get there and they HATE Haitians in the DR. Like, they'll shoot them in the street if they see them and the cops won't care. Then they have to cross the Mona Strait from the DR to Puerto Rico which is a notoriously rough and fatally unpredictable piece of water and since they can't blend in in Puerto Rico they have to cross 40 more miles of water on the other side of that to get to STT. So it's a ridiculously dangerous journey that nobody would undertake unless they couldn't get to Florida for one reason or another.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

Is he Haitian? The word for white in French is blanc. I imagine that is where it comes from.

I'm not aware of that being used as a slang term in any of the islands, but that doesn't mean it might not come from further down-island like Guadeloupe or Martinique.

I thought I recalled a Haitian friend of mine telling me that Haitians referred to not just white people, but also Americans in general as blancs, but I could be mistaken. I haven't seen him at work in about a year.

That could be. I don't think any of the Haitians I've met have been to the states. I definitely get the sense that the ones that immigrate illegally into the VI are poor and desperate even by Haitian standards. They have to cross the DR to get there and they HATE Haitians in the DR. Like, they'll shoot them in the street if they see them and the cops won't care. Then they have to cross the Mona Strait from the DR to Puerto Rico which is a notoriously rough and fatally unpredictable piece of water and since they can't blend in in Puerto Rico they have to cross 40 more miles of water on the other side of that to get to STT. So it's a ridiculously dangerous journey that nobody would undertake unless they couldn't get to Florida for one reason or another.

Holy fuck...

[BabylonHoruv]

I e-mailed a college buddy of mine who lives in Oakland.

He says that when he's only with his fellow folk, they call us "blanks." (example -> "Look at this blank drivin' through here like he's lost, or something...")

He won't tell me the origins of the word and, apparently, they don't call us that when we're around.

What the fuck good is that?

blank like a blank piece of paper, makes sense. 

[Triple Zero]

You're all wrong, it's a Dutch word. "Blank" is the adjective used to describe white skin or a white-skinned person.

[LMNO]

I BELONG TO THE BLANK GENERATION!

[GIGGLES]

I don't see why it's racism.

And even if it is, FUCK white people.

SHUT YOUR CRACKA ASS UP HONKY!