ATTN: BLEACHERS

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

The time has come, to say fair's fair.
To pay the rent, TO PAY OUR SHARE!!!

The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back

[AFK]

Cue the trombone!

[Lies]

Incidentally Peter Garrett is now a minister of the enviroment here. And he supports logging mills. 

[AFK]

That's because he has a Dead Heart!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

How can we dance when our Earth is turning? 

Inertia.

[Suu]

How can we dance when our Earth is turning? 

Inertia.

PHYSICS!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

How can we dance when our Earth is turning? 

Inertia.

PHYSICS!

Oh man, suddenly I have the urge to do mad PHYSICS! 

[AFK]

How can we dance when our Earth is turning? 

Inertia.

Oh, a wise-guy eh?
  /

[Nephew Twiddleton]

How can we dance when our Earth is turning? 

Inertia.

Oh, a wise-guy eh?
  /

Book smarts maybe. Wise guy is a stretch. I've been known to make some stupid decisions.

[Doktor Howl]

Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.

Sorry to hear your head shrank.

Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.

Heh.

Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

You didn't think it was funny, but you did it to get at me for being white.  No, Lies, I don't think this is some kind of Swiftian rage thing, I think it's you having found a new religion...The same religion Lester Maddox found, come to think of it.

Every 3 months or so, you feel the need to take another run at me.  Each time you do, you INSIST on being a bigger ass than the last few times.  So you'll forgive me if I don't buy your bullshit that this was some form of satire, especially given the fact that you stated that you weren't joking.

Now, fuck off.  I have a limited amount of time on this planet, and I see no reason to waste it on teabaggers, klansmen, or you.

[Lies]

Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.

Sorry to hear your head shrank.

Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.

Heh.

Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

You didn't think it was funny, but you did it to get at me for being white.  No, Lies, I don't think this is some kind of Swiftian rage thing, I think it's you having found a new religion...The same religion Lester Maddox found, come to think of it.

Every 3 months or so, you feel the need to take another run at me.  Each time you do, you INSIST on being a bigger ass than the last few times.  So you'll forgive me if I don't buy your bullshit that this was some form of satire, especially given the fact that you stated that you weren't joking.

Now, fuck off.  I have a limited amount of time on this planet, and I see no reason to waste it on teabaggers, klansmen, or you.

No, I'm poking fun at you for taking a made up word that really means nothing too seriously and and not being able to take some harmless poking from the other side.
Seriously? You seriously think that I think Im better than you because of arbitary bullshit like skin colour?
No, I think I'm better than you because I can take a fucking joke. You're such a fucking melodramatic queen of drama, I've got some advice for you you crazy old man, try eating a teaspoon of cement and hardening the fuck up.
Geez man, I figured you of all people would go along with the joke, but no, instead, you choose to grossly misinterpret playful friendly jabs as malevolent, direct attacks upon you.
Sure, it was a shit joke in the end, pardon me for fucking trying.
You know what, I'm sorry, I didn't mean what you think.
I don't hate you because you're white, I hate you because you're a fucking grey. There. I said it.
Fuck man, there's just nothing I can do to gain any trust from you, it's like you ENJOY attacking me on baseless and trivial bullshit.
Fuck you if you're just gonna keep doing this. If after all this time, you still don't seem to get that IM NOT YOUR FUCKING ENEMY and HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE, and all I want is some mutual respect, but I know this is asking a lot from you because I know you've made up your mind about me and don't want to give me a fair go.

Fuck you and the ass you rode in on, Don Quixote

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.

Sorry to hear your head shrank.

Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.

Heh.

Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

You didn't think it was funny, but you did it to get at me for being white.  No, Lies, I don't think this is some kind of Swiftian rage thing, I think it's you having found a new religion...The same religion Lester Maddox found, come to think of it.

Every 3 months or so, you feel the need to take another run at me.  Each time you do, you INSIST on being a bigger ass than the last few times.  So you'll forgive me if I don't buy your bullshit that this was some form of satire, especially given the fact that you stated that you weren't joking.

Now, fuck off.  I have a limited amount of time on this planet, and I see no reason to waste it on teabaggers, klansmen, or you.

No, I'm poking fun at you for taking a made up word that really means nothing too seriously and and not being able to take some harmless poking from the other side.
Seriously? You seriously think that I think Im better than you because of arbitary bullshit like skin colour?
No, I think I'm better than you because I can take a fucking joke. You're such a fucking melodramatic queen of drama, I've got some advice for you you crazy old man, try eating a teaspoon of cement and hardening the fuck up.
Geez man, I figured you of all people would go along with the joke, but no, instead, you choose to grossly misinterpret playful friendly jabs as malevolent, direct attacks upon you.
Sure, it was a shit joke in the end, pardon me for fucking trying.
You know what, I'm sorry, I didn't mean what you think.
I don't hate you because you're white, I hate you because you're a fucking grey. There. I said it.
Fuck man, there's just nothing I can do to gain any trust from you, it's like you ENJOY attacking me on baseless and trivial bullshit.
Fuck you if you're just gonna keep doing this. If after all this time, you still don't seem to get that IM NOT YOUR FUCKING ENEMY and HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE, and all I want is some mutual respect, but I know this is asking a lot from you because I know you've made up your mind about me and don't want to give me a fair go.

Fuck you and the ass you rode in on, Don Quixote

Roger's an alien?

[Doktor Howl]

No, I'm poking fun at you for taking a made up word that really means nothing too seriously and taking some harmless poking from the other side.
Seriously? You seriously think that I think Im better than you because of arbitary bullshit like skin colour?
No, I think I'm better than you because I can take a fucking joke. You're such a fucking melodramatic queen of drama, I've got some advice for you you crazy old man, try eating a teaspoon of cement and hardening the fuck up.
Geez man, I figured you of all people would go along with the joke, but no, instead, you choose to grossly misinterpret playful friendly jabs as malevolent, direct attacks upon you.
Sure, it was a shit joke in the end, pardon me for fucking trying.
You know what, I'm sorry, I didn't mean what you think.
I don't hate you because you're white, I hate you because you're a fucking grey. There. I said it.
Fuck man, there's just nothing I can do to gain any trust from you, it's like you ENJOY attacking me on baseless and trivial bullshit.
Fuck you if you're just gonna keep doing this. If after all this time, you still don't seem to get that IM NOT YOUR FUCKING ENEMY and HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE, and all I want is some mutual respect, but I know this is asking a lot from you because I know you've made up your mind about me and don't want to give me a fair go.

Fuck you and the ass you rode in on, Don Quixote

I'm friendly with people I like.  I liked you until your facebook rant about how "if women didn't want to be raped, they wouldn't dress like sluts".  You may have noticed that I haven't bothered fucking with you since then.  There's a reason for that, which I'll get to at the end of this post.

Also, given that and this new arseholism, I won't be getting too upset by you calling me a grey.  It's sort of like having some torture freak call me "anti-American".  It just doesn't have the punch it would have coming from someone with some moral authority on the subject, you know?

Next, when you first called me by a racial epithet and stated that I was somehow responsible for how anyone in Australia was treated, I responded with "This is interesting", and waited for you to state that you were kidding.  Your two responses were to say that you didn't find it to be funny, and to post a new thread about your new radical racism.

So, yeah, I haven't been fucking with you for a while, and I don't imagine I will.  I fuck with friends, and I fuck with enemies...In different ways, of course; in both cases, they are people who are on my radar screen.  As someone who feels women should have to dress like nuns to avoid being rape-bait, and someone who holds me accountable for the actions of people on the other side of the world solely based on my "de-evolutionized" skin color, you simply don't fit the bill.

In short, you don't matter one way or the other.  You are beneath my notice.

I have explained this so that you won't waste any more of your time writing justifications for the unjustifiable.  And it's all I have to say on this subject or any other.  

So, like I said, fuck off.

[Lies]

No, I'm poking fun at you for taking a made up word that really means nothing too seriously and taking some harmless poking from the other side.
Seriously? You seriously think that I think Im better than you because of arbitary bullshit like skin colour?
No, I think I'm better than you because I can take a fucking joke. You're such a fucking melodramatic queen of drama, I've got some advice for you you crazy old man, try eating a teaspoon of cement and hardening the fuck up.
Geez man, I figured you of all people would go along with the joke, but no, instead, you choose to grossly misinterpret playful friendly jabs as malevolent, direct attacks upon you.
Sure, it was a shit joke in the end, pardon me for fucking trying.
You know what, I'm sorry, I didn't mean what you think.
I don't hate you because you're white, I hate you because you're a fucking grey. There. I said it.
Fuck man, there's just nothing I can do to gain any trust from you, it's like you ENJOY attacking me on baseless and trivial bullshit.
Fuck you if you're just gonna keep doing this. If after all this time, you still don't seem to get that IM NOT YOUR FUCKING ENEMY and HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE, and all I want is some mutual respect, but I know this is asking a lot from you because I know you've made up your mind about me and don't want to give me a fair go.

Fuck you and the ass you rode in on, Don Quixote

I'm friendly with people I like.  I liked you until your facebook rant about how "if women didn't want to be raped, they wouldn't dress like sluts".  You may have noticed that I haven't bothered fucking with you since then.  There's a reason for that, which I'll get to at the end of this post.

Also, given that and this new arseholism, I won't be getting too upset by you calling me a grey.  It's sort of like having some torture freak call me "anti-American".  It just doesn't have the punch it would have coming from someone with some moral authority on the subject, you know?

Next, when you first called me by a racial epithet and stated that I was somehow responsible for how anyone in Australia was treated, I responded with "This is interesting", and waited for you to state that you were kidding.  Your two responses were to say that you didn't find it to be funny, and to post a new thread about your new radical racism.

So, yeah, I haven't been fucking with you for a while, and I don't imagine I will.  I fuck with friends, and I fuck with enemies...In different ways, of course; in both cases, they are people who are on my radar screen.  As someone who feels women should have to dress like nuns to avoid being rape-bait, and someone who holds me accountable for the actions of people on the other side of the world solely based on my "de-evolutionized" skin color, you simply don't fit the bill.

In short, you don't matter one way or the other.  You are beneath my notice.

I have explained this so that you won't waste any more of your time writing justifications for the unjustifiable.  And it's all I have to say on this subject or any other.  

So, like I said, fuck off.

At what point did you think I was being serious? Was it the part where I called you a made up racial slur that doesnt mean anything? The part where I formed a made up movement called The S.H.I.T? Was it the part in my OP where I pointed out bullshit reasons for being racist? Was it the part where I want to encourage the greenhouse effect to kill you guys off? The part where I said programs for breeding a superior race? The part where I said we're taking all the wealth and giving it to nigerian scam artists?

You taking this so seriously is what bothers me.

And once more, you take things I'm saying, and spit them out of context. I don't think women should dress like nuns you fuck wit.
I mean, fuck you, Im just questioning things, I have thoughts about subjects, and I want peoples opinions.
But you, you always go onto a fucking holy crusade nitpicking and squawking and screeching about how I'm a terrible person for having fucking thoughts that just arent in your way of seeing things.
Seriously man, ffs, seriously, you don't think this whole think isn't one big subtle "Hey, I'm just kidding"?

If you can't take a joke, go fuck yourself.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.

Sorry to hear your head shrank.

Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.

Heh.

Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

You didn't think it was funny, but you did it to get at me for being white.  No, Lies, I don't think this is some kind of Swiftian rage thing, I think it's you having found a new religion...The same religion Lester Maddox found, come to think of it.

Every 3 months or so, you feel the need to take another run at me.  Each time you do, you INSIST on being a bigger ass than the last few times.  So you'll forgive me if I don't buy your bullshit that this was some form of satire, especially given the fact that you stated that you weren't joking.

Now, fuck off.  I have a limited amount of time on this planet, and I see no reason to waste it on teabaggers, klansmen, or you.

This.

It's not like it isn't painfully obvious to everyone who is forced to witness it. It's ugly, Lies, and it's pathetic.