ATTN: BLEACHERS

[Doktor Howl]

That one wins the honor of being one of the angstiest butthurt flounce posts I've ever seen.

You should have seen some of my stuff back in 2004 or so.   

That was during the flounce-a-week period of PD.

[Adios]

That one wins the honor of being one of the angstiest butthurt flounce posts I've ever seen.

You should have seen some of my stuff back in 2004 or so.   

That was during the flounce-a-week period of PD.

I think Shadow Dreamer still holds the record at EB&G. Now, that was a fucking flounce.

[Doktor Howl]

That one wins the honor of being one of the angstiest butthurt flounce posts I've ever seen.

You should have seen some of my stuff back in 2004 or so.   

That was during the flounce-a-week period of PD.

I think Shadow Dreamer still holds the record at EB&G. Now, that was a fucking flounce.

Link?

[Adios]

That one wins the honor of being one of the angstiest butthurt flounce posts I've ever seen.

You should have seen some of my stuff back in 2004 or so.   

That was during the flounce-a-week period of PD.

I think Shadow Dreamer still holds the record at EB&G. Now, that was a fucking flounce.

Link?

Impossible. He spent all one night going through every single post he ever made and editing every one of them to read ...

Yes, every post was just ...

It was fucking epic.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That one wins the honor of being one of the angstiest butthurt flounce posts I've ever seen.

You should have seen some of my stuff back in 2004 or so.   

That was during the flounce-a-week period of PD.

I think Shadow Dreamer still holds the record at EB&G. Now, that was a fucking flounce.

Link?

Impossible. He spent all one night going through every single post he ever made and editing every one of them to read ...

Yes, every post was just ...

It was fucking epic.

Wow.... taht's dedication to leaving right there.

[Adios]

I wish I could remember what he changed his username to when he left so I could see the post count, but it seems like it was over a thousand.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

While the thread was unfunny, was it really worth chewing Lies up like that?

Maybe you missed the part where instead of saying he was sorry his "joke" was unfunny, he decided to attack the people who pointed it out?

Especially Roger, who he had decided to make the butt of his unfunny joke?

[Doktor Howl]

While the thread was unfunny, was it really worth chewing Lies up like that?

Yeah.  It was.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Eh, I have a hard time with Lys.  Some times I think he is honestly trying to be funny and it just falls flat and sometimes he pisses me right the fuck off. 

[Adios]

*shrug*

Carry on.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Eh, I have a hard time with Lys.  Some times I think he is honestly trying to be funny and it just falls flat and sometimes he pisses me right the fuck off. 

He's been rubbing me way the fucking hell the wrong way for quite some time. First it was the bragging about doing drugs, and then it was the bragging about how many fine bitches he was fucking, and then it was the bragging about manipulating and lying to people, and then it was the the obnoxious posting gimmicks, and then the bit about how women should take responsibility for not getting raped... the list of delight just goes on and on. He's been called on his obnoxious shit, and flounced over it, a dozen times.

Yet he keeps on coming back. 

[Luna]

...the bit about how women should take responsibility for not getting raped...

I managed to miss this bit.  If he posted that shit, even as a joke (and I have no reason to believe he didn't, as both Dok and Nigel say he did, and he didn't deny it), then I hope the doorknob DOES hit him in the ass on the way out, hard enough that he pisses out his prostate.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

...the bit about how women should take responsibility for not getting raped...

I managed to miss this bit.  If he posted that shit, even as a joke (and I have no reason to believe he didn't, as both Dok and Nigel say he did, and he didn't deny it), then I hope the doorknob DOES hit him in the ass on the way out, hard enough that he pisses out his prostate.

It was on Facebook. He's said it here a few times as well, about how women should dress modestly etc. in order to avoid getting raped. He called it "common sense".

[Luna]

...the bit about how women should take responsibility for not getting raped...

I managed to miss this bit.  If he posted that shit, even as a joke (and I have no reason to believe he didn't, as both Dok and Nigel say he did, and he didn't deny it), then I hope the doorknob DOES hit him in the ass on the way out, hard enough that he pisses out his prostate.

It was on Facebook. He's said it here a few times as well, about how women should dress modestly etc. in order to avoid getting raped. He called it "common sense".

As he as fucked off, I'll spare you all the comments I have on THAT shit.

[Chairman Risus]

BTW I saw this thread right after you posted it and refrained from responding at the time even though I found it instantly TOTALLY fucking unfunny and offensive. And I'm the one with the "ATTN BORED WHITE PEOPLE" thread, remember?

UN FUCKING FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE "JOKE" IS UNFUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.

I have a tip for you: Go post some rape and nigger jokes on Facebook and follow up with "Just kidding". When people are offended, blame them for being thin-skinned.

Fine. You win. I'm going. For real. I'm sick of this shit.
It's clear you don't want me around, Im not going to stick around where I'm not wanted.

Don't worry, I'm gone. And I'll try to choke on a dick on the way out cus I need some money for mo meth.
Cus that's all I am right? A drug addled idiot who makes unfunny jokes ALL THE TIME and is a waste of meatspace and carbon.

-Gone for good.

1. Ought we to take "Gone for good" literally? (One can only hope, eh?)

White people generally mean it when they flounce, they often come back, sometimes in a matter of days.

This is totally how I first read your post.