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Zalgo is running for president.
« on: July 11, 2011, 11:33:11 pm »
Not a shoop (yet, that will change).  Zoom in on Michelle Bachmann's face. 



THERE'S NO EYEBALLS!  JUST BLACK HOLES!

(NOW, I'm gonna shoop it.)
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2011, 11:40:32 pm »
Not a shoop (yet, that will change).  Zoom in on Michelle Bachmann's face. 



THERE'S NO EYEBALLS!  JUST BLACK HOLES!

(NOW, I'm gonna shoop it.)

I don't for even one minute believe that she's a lesbian.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2011, 11:48:35 pm »
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2011, 11:49:56 pm »


NO.  FUCKING. 
EYEBALLS.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2011, 12:22:04 am »
“Gee. He was just here a minute ago.” -GC

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2011, 12:22:56 am »
 :lulz:
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2011, 02:23:14 am »
:lulz: Nice, Vaud!
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2011, 02:38:30 am »
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2011, 03:46:01 am »
This thread makes me happy.  :)

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2011, 07:34:47 am »
I wish I could see those at work.

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2011, 11:06:28 am »
They're evolving...  :lulz:
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2011, 01:16:24 pm »

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2011, 02:37:24 pm »
Bachmann is a black eyed kid!
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2011, 04:08:56 pm »
I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN!
I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN!
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2011, 05:32:58 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”