UNLIMITED MICHELLE BACHMANN APPRECIATION THREAD

[Cramulus]

My money's still on Romney for the primary. He's got the most swing appeal.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I introduced to my band the concept of voting for Bachmann for the "the house of cards is already falling, let's give it a good kick" line of reasoning.

We riffed on this, and came up with the "Anarchists for Bachmann" PAC. 

Anyone interested?

This woman couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed upside down on the heel. Of course I'm in.

FTFY

[Luna]

My money's still on Romney for the primary. He's got the most swing appeal.

Maybe, but there enough skeletons in his closet to rattle that may disqualify him.

http://www.realchange.org/romney.htm

[Cain]

Wont matter - compared to Perry, it'll seem trivial in comparison for swing voters.  Corrupt is always better than crazy in their eyes (Bush fooled them, by being Bush senior's son).

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Yeah, the more publicity Perry, Bachmann, and Palin get, the more the reasonable Romney looks by comparison.  Overton window and all that.

[Luna]

Video of Bachmann trying to dodge the question about whether or not God communicates by laying down the smack with weather.  

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/09/bachmann-dodges-question-on-whether-god-uses-weather-to-send-messages-video.php

ETA:  More stupid.

Painting herself as a "constitutional conservative" Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann told Sen. Jim DeMint's forum Monday that if elected president she would look to get rid of the Department of Education, among other things.
"Because the Constitution does not specifically enumerate nor does it give to the federal government the role and duty to superintend over education that historically has been held by the parents and by local communities and by state governments," she said...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/05/bachmann-why-is-there-a-department-of-education/

[Doktor Howl]

My money's still on Romney for the primary. He's got the most swing appeal.

I'll take that bet.

[Doktor Howl]

Video of Bachmann trying to dodge the question about whether or not God communicates by laying down the smack with weather.  

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/09/bachmann-dodges-question-on-whether-god-uses-weather-to-send-messages-video.php

ETA:  More stupid.

Painting herself as a "constitutional conservative" Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann told Sen. Jim DeMint's forum Monday that if elected president she would look to get rid of the Department of Education, among other things.
"Because the Constitution does not specifically enumerate nor does it give to the federal government the role and duty to superintend over education that historically has been held by the parents and by local communities and by state governments," she said...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/05/bachmann-why-is-there-a-department-of-education/

She's never read article I or II, I see. 

[Freeky]

It's getting to the point where I don't know who to NOT vote for, because I am not into trolling myself, anymore.

[Doktor Howl]

Ed Rollins just quit Bachmann's campaign.

She's officially done.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

WHEW.

I know eerything still sucks, but still...WHEW.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

More room for Perry now.  I imagine a good number of Bachmann supporters will join his camp.

[Iason Ouabache]

So in other words.....

"I have once again shown myself to be a complete idiot and I can make it all better by saying.... 'It was a joke' right"?

Cause joking about massive destruction and possible loss of human life is always in good taste.  I bet she thought the Japanese tsunami was high larious.

If Hurricane Irene was a sign from God then God might really really hate Rick Perry right now. Perry prays for rain, God gives him fire instead.

Ed Rollins just quit Bachmann's campaign.

She's officially done.

Trump gone. Newt gone. Bachmann gone. Palin will probably jump in for about a month to grab some headlines. Romney is being smart and playing low. Everyone is peaking too early.

[PopeTom]

Ed Rollins just quit Bachmann's campaign.

She's officially done.

I can only assume he resigned when he came to realize that the stroke he suffered last year didn't do enough damage to his brain that he could legitimately support a Bachmann presidency.

[Suu]

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/09/13/bachmann_woman_told_me_gardasil_made_her_daughter_mentally_retarded.html