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Started by The Wizard Joseph, August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM

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Doktor Howl

This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.

:attentionwhore:  <--- ETA:  I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.

:attentionwhore:  <--- ETA:  I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.

You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug.....  :mrgreen:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.

:attentionwhore:  <--- ETA:  I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.

You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug.....  :mrgreen:

No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.

:attentionwhore:  <--- ETA:  I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.

You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug.....  :mrgreen:

No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.


:x

P3nT4gR4m

Don't tempt me. I can totally do that shit and I can make it look so real your motherfucking spleens will CURDLE!!!!  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.

:attentionwhore:  <--- ETA:  I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.

You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug.....  :mrgreen:

No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.


:x

You would too.  I was hoping for a demon face with one of those neato party hats.   :evil: +  :lulz: = ?

I mean not from you, just sharing a dream.   :lol:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Doktor Howl

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 08:38:47 PM
Don't tempt me. I can totally do that shit and I can make it look so real your motherfucking spleens will CURDLE!!!!  :evil:

I dare you.

I double dawg dare you.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 08:42:55 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.

:attentionwhore:  <--- ETA:  I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.

You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug.....  :mrgreen:

No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.


:x

You would too.  I was hoping for a demon face with one of those neato party hats.   :evil: +  :lulz: = ?

I mean not from you, just sharing a dream.   :lol:

What my buttplugs aren't good enough for you?

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:43:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 08:38:47 PM
Don't tempt me. I can totally do that shit and I can make it look so real your motherfucking spleens will CURDLE!!!!  :evil:

I dare you.

I double dawg dare you.

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:44:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:43:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 08:38:47 PM
Don't tempt me. I can totally do that shit and I can make it look so real your motherfucking spleens will CURDLE!!!!  :evil:

I dare you.

I double dawg dare you.

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

DOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT   :fnord:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:44:19 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 08:42:55 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.

:attentionwhore:  <--- ETA:  I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.

You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug.....  :mrgreen:

No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.


:x

You would too.  I was hoping for a demon face with one of those neato party hats.   :evil: +  :lulz: = ?

I mean not from you, just sharing a dream.   :lol:

What my buttplugs aren't good enough for you?

Actually couldn't say.  Within a year or so I should have some of my first limited edition gear made up.  One of those is a purple and gold plug that says SHAMELESS on one side and has the company logo on the other. 

Novelty purposes only of course, but if you see them and think the Jesus one ain't cutting it anymore I'll get you a free one.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

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P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 09:08:01 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:44:19 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 08:42:55 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.

:attentionwhore:  <--- ETA:  I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.

You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug.....  :mrgreen:

No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.


:x

You would too.  I was hoping for a demon face with one of those neato party hats.   :evil: +  :lulz: = ?

I mean not from you, just sharing a dream.   :lol:

What my buttplugs aren't good enough for you?

Actually couldn't say.  Within a year or so I should have some of my first limited edition gear made up.  One of those is a purple and gold plug that says SHAMELESS on one side and has the company logo on the other. 

Novelty purposes only of course, but if you see them and think the Jesus one ain't cutting it anymore I'll get you a free one.

Ben Mack, we hardly knew ye!

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 09:18:53 PM
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 26, 2011, 09:13:43 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 07:17:50 PM
ERIS KNOWS  :buttsecks: ME... in the biblical sense. 

:lulz:

The strap-ons of The Goddess are legendary.  :lulz:

:?
Wait that was a strap on??  Then how did she... er,  umm.... I better not spill the secrets of the temple here.  :fnord:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl