Excuse me, that's against the law.

[Adios]

Last I knew, in the state of Florida, sex in any position other than the missionary position is illegal.

Still is, and it's illegal to kiss your wifes breasts and to deflower a virgin regardless of marital status.

[Luna]

Last I knew, in the state of Florida, sex in any position other than the missionary position is illegal.

Still is, and it's illegal to kiss your wifes breasts and to deflower a virgin regardless of marital status.

Reasons to NOT visit Florida...

[Adios]

Last I knew, in the state of Florida, sex in any position other than the missionary position is illegal.

Still is, and it's illegal to kiss your wifes breasts and to deflower a virgin regardless of marital status.

Reasons to NOT visit Florida...

"Joe, grab the bimbo and the sheets for evidence."

"Okay pal, you're coming with us."

"But it's our honeymoon!"

WHACK

"Don't get lippy punk."

[the last yatto]

Washington, D.C.
It's against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.

Knows what he's doing next year when he visits the east coast

[Iason Ouabache]

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-

AMERICA, AMERICA....

Bullshit! That bill never became law. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

[Iason Ouabache]

Up until 6 years ago, you couldn't get booze on a Sunday in RI. Now you can, unfortunately, sales of alcohol are still limited to JUST liquor stores. 

It's the opposite in Indiana. Only restaurants call sell alcohol on Sunday. And it is illegal to sell an automobile on Sunday. No idea WTF that is about.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Jason Ouabache is illegal in 52 states and in international waters.

Oh wait, this thread is for silly laws only; my bad.

[Adios]

Jason Ouabache is illegal in 52 states and in international waters.

Oh wait, this thread is for silly laws only; my bad.

I heard he is worshiped in Somalia though.

[Doktor Howl]

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-

AMERICA, AMERICA....

Bullshit! That bill never became law. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

Ah, back from the dead to spread your evil.

I can see that nuking Indianapolis wasn't enough.

[Iason Ouabache]

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-

AMERICA, AMERICA....

Bullshit! That bill never became law. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

Ah, back from the dead to spread your evil.

I can see that nuking Indianapolis wasn't enough.

It wasn't a nuke, it was a dirty bomb. And it came from my pantz!

[Doktor Howl]

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-

AMERICA, AMERICA....

Bullshit! That bill never became law. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

Ah, back from the dead to spread your evil.

I can see that nuking Indianapolis wasn't enough.

It wasn't a nuke, it was a dirty bomb. And it came from my pantz!

BEST FC THREAD EVER.   

[Luna]

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-

AMERICA, AMERICA....

Bullshit! That bill never became law. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

Ah, back from the dead to spread your evil.

I can see that nuking Indianapolis wasn't enough.

It wasn't a nuke, it was a dirty bomb. And it came from my pantz!

Godfuckit, my brother lives in Indiana.  My nieces and nephews are gonna be born with three arms...

Which is, upon reflection, kinda cool, actually...

[trippinprincezz13]

Up until 6 years ago, you couldn't get booze on a Sunday in RI. Now you can, unfortunately, sales of alcohol are still limited to JUST liquor stores. 

Meanwhile in Florida, I could go to the goddamn Farm Stores drive through and get a 12 pack at 1am on Sunday if I wanted to.

What do you mean JUST liquor stores?

Eastern MA,
does not sell beer in gas stations

Really? Are there some loopholes to that then, maybe about convenience stores/gas stations? Because while I know most places don't, the Shell stations around here can/do.  Of course, I prefer to shop in NH anyway, where I can buy "hurricane supplies" including a bottle of bourbon and some nice beer at 9am on Sunday.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I dont think its law its just how it seems to happen. One of my friends parents were helping her move from upstate new york and they asked me where the nearest gas station was so they could get beer. I responded with laughter and told them where the nearest packie was.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also i forgot you were a mass spag. Im guessing youre north if you go to nh for booze? I think i previously thought you were in boston too.