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Elder Iptuous

#45
October 10, 2011, 04:54:54 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 10, 2011, 04:48:49 PM

Is that the kind that hangs out in caves and eats bats?

according to wiki, it can catch them in mid-flight!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
October 10, 2011, 04:57:03 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 10, 2011, 04:54:54 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 10, 2011, 04:48:49 PM

Is that the kind that hangs out in caves and eats bats?

according to wiki, it can catch them in mid-flight!


There's a video of it. <shudder>
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#47
October 10, 2011, 06:06:36 PM
Argh...

This thread now has got enough skeeve to keep me awake for a month...   :x
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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BadBeast

#48
October 10, 2011, 07:35:38 PM
Nomnomnom
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#49
October 10, 2011, 07:38:57 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#50
October 10, 2011, 07:49:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 10, 2011, 04:52:37 PM
I don't really get the caption but I like it anyway.



It's what the New Age people don't want you to know about.

For every Indigo Child born, there's a Lilac Centipede.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#51
October 10, 2011, 07:54:26 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 10, 2011, 07:49:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 10, 2011, 04:52:37 PM
I don't really get the caption but I like it anyway.



It's what the New Age people don't want you to know about.

For every Indigo Child born, there's a Lilac Centipede.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#52
October 10, 2011, 10:32:37 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 10, 2011, 07:49:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 10, 2011, 04:52:37 PM
I don't really get the caption but I like it anyway.



It's what the New Age people don't want you to know about.

For every Indigo Child born, there's a Lilac Centipede.

So, it's like the child's spiritual power animal.
   \
:hippie:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#53
October 10, 2011, 10:46:22 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 10, 2011, 10:32:37 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 10, 2011, 07:49:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 10, 2011, 04:52:37 PM
I don't really get the caption but I like it anyway.



It's what the New Age people don't want you to know about.

For every Indigo Child born, there's a Lilac Centipede.

So, it's like the child's spiritual power animal.
   \
:hippie:


Oh man. NOW we're going places!

I'm an Indigo Child, and my spirit animal is the mighty House Centipede!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BadBeast

#54
October 11, 2011, 12:20:05 AM
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Sir Squid Diddimus

#55
October 11, 2011, 04:08:47 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 10, 2011, 03:23:09 PM
I thought Daddy Long Legs/Harvestmen weren't spiders?  :?

Not that I'm a fan, regardless. GAAAAAAAAAHHHH PUBIC HAIR SPIDERZ.


Also, centipedes fucking gross me out. I haven't seen too many of them in RI, and they aren't in FL because there are scarier things down there to worry about, but I DO remember them on Long Island.


You wanna know what I hate up here? Gypsy Moths. They aren't indigenous to North America, and they ruin our trees!



Like hell! We have these! I've had these fuckers get in my house after summer rains.


Elder Iptuous

#56
October 11, 2011, 04:16:28 AM
how big are they, squid?
also, i wonder what good are their ass-legs?

trix

#57
October 11, 2011, 06:19:51 AM
Note to self:

STOP. :shudder: CLICKING. :scared: ON. :aaaah: THIS. :vom: THREAD!! :walken:

- trix,
way too bugophobic for all this.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#58
October 11, 2011, 08:54:30 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 11, 2011, 04:16:28 AM
how big are they, squid?
also, i wonder what good are their ass-legs?

Not big. Couple inches long or so. Still, they piss me off, they can crawl into your anus ears nose urethra vagina and their ass legs look totally fucking useless to me.

Luna

#59
October 11, 2011, 11:15:57 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 11, 2011, 08:54:30 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 11, 2011, 04:16:28 AM
how big are they, squid?
also, i wonder what good are their ass-legs?

Not big. Couple inches long or so. Still, they piss me off, they can crawl into your anus ears nose urethra vagina and their ass legs look totally fucking useless to me.

Okay, Luna has just been reduced to whimpering and vowing to never again venture south of the Mason-Dixon line...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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