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Started by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ, October 09, 2011, 12:42:26 AM

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Elder Iptuous

#60
October 11, 2011, 03:20:19 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 11, 2011, 08:54:30 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 11, 2011, 04:16:28 AM
how big are they, squid?
also, i wonder what good are their ass-legs?

Not big. Couple inches long or so. Still, they piss me off, they can crawl into your anus ears nose urethra vagina and their ass legs look totally fucking useless to me.

Sounds like the Bondage Fairies comic...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#61
October 13, 2011, 06:14:18 AM
I was just in the bathroom having a pee and a house centipede sprinted under the door and raced behind the toilet, prompting a very rapid end to my sojourn there.

And then I came out and my friend b had sent me this:



DAWWWWWWW!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#62
October 13, 2011, 06:31:03 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#63
October 13, 2011, 06:46:39 AM
The patch of hair on his wrist freaks me out more than the spider, which seems to be saying "I love you, Daddy!"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#64
October 13, 2011, 06:48:10 AM
um i shrieked and scrolled back to the top quickly so i didnt see that lol. NOR WILL I LOOK AT THAT PICTURE AGAIN TO FIND IT

once i had a camp councilor and her arm hair was long enough to braid.  :lol:

Telarus

#65
October 13, 2011, 11:47:51 AM
This wolf spider from Australia moves faster than the camera shutter of 1.6 seconds (note the glowey line from the eye-reflection of the flash):







y'know.... as long as we're sharing.  :lol:

If you're on Google+ and you like tesla-punk experiments, you should follow +Peter Terren because he also does stuff like blowing up fruit with voltage:



and long-exposure photography like this:

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Triple Zero

#66
October 13, 2011, 07:38:47 PM
I'm actually more intrigued by the awesome Penrose tiles :)

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#67
October 13, 2011, 09:17:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 13, 2011, 07:38:47 PM
I'm actually more intrigued by the awesome Penrose tiles :)

APERIODIC FIVEFOLD SYMMETRIC TILING OF THE PLANE, Y0 8)

Glad I'm not the only one who sees that sort of thing. :lulz:


I had a prof who discussed and showed us a tiny sample of a quasicrystal, which is a solid crystal-like substance that exhibits that sort of aperiodic symmetry, but, you know, in 3 dimensions. Apparently their existence is like the Nyalarthotep of the mineral physics world; people spend their whole careers studying them and go batshit.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#68
October 14, 2011, 04:46:35 AM
JESUS FUCK THIS IS CUTE!

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#69
October 14, 2011, 05:50:41 AM
UGGGGGH AT LEAST IN WHAT I LINKED TO YOU COULDNT SEE ITS LEGS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#70
October 14, 2011, 06:18:45 AM
BUT IT'S DARLING!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#71
October 14, 2011, 10:18:42 AM
Look at it's things that appear to be eyelashes!!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#72
October 14, 2011, 05:08:57 PM
I know! It's all "Hi! I love you!"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BadBeast

#73
October 23, 2011, 04:19:23 AM
Here's a quite tasteful and easy on the ear spider.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwdAxA4K-Cc
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Epimetheus

#74
October 23, 2011, 07:17:22 AM
There is no such thing as an easy on the ear spider if Fred is in the vicinity.
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