DEVASTATION DESTINY

[Doktor Howl]

OK THEN MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. IM SORRY. REALLY ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I THINK OR FEEL AND REALLY, I ALWAYS GET CALLED AN IDIOT FOR IT. I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR ONCE I FOUND A GROUP WHO COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.

Oh, we understand it all too well.  It's exactly this sort of pinealist garbage that drove us all to bad acid back in 2005.  

SO YOURE ACTING UPON A LACK OF TRUST?

Is English your first language?  Just curious.

[LMNO]

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?

WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE.  WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.

[Payne]

FWIW, I too like Rancid. Olympia, WA. is one of my top five favourite songs.

[Payne]

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?

WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE.  WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.

WHO ARE WE?

[Cramulus]

FWIW, I too like Rancid. Olympia, WA. is one of my top five favourite songs.

seriously? I can't stand that garbage



Rancid ruuuuules
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[LMNO]

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?

WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE.  WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.

WHAT IS IT YOU THINK IM ASKING FOR?

YOU MUST BE A LEVEL THREE USER TO ACCESS THAT INFORMATION.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?

WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE.  WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.

WHAT IS IT YOU THINK IM ASKING FOR?

I DONT KNOW BUT I SEEM TO RECALL POLITELY ASKING YOU TO STOP SHOUTING.

TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF. SERIOUSLY.

[Doktor Howl]

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?

WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE.  WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.

WHO ARE WE?

We're the happy people.  The people who want you to be happy.  Let's just say that you're a "basket case", you lost all of your limbs fighting in Iraq for Halliburton's bottom line.  How would that make you feel?  Well, thanks to our proven technology, your shattered dreams of today can be your nightmare of tomorrow!  And all for 20% less than our competition!

Who are we?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Capslock, "I'm a nonconformist", early use of "you people"... troll training wheels. I'm guessing he just found a handbook, but I'll give him a 6/10 for effort. Shows promise.

[Doktor Howl]

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?

WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE.  WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.

WHAT IS IT YOU THINK IM ASKING FOR?

Who cares?  As long as you keep shouting, you're just a chew toy.  Nothing you say will even be read, let alone contemplated.

You can't communicate your ideas, so nothing you have to say matters.

It's really that simple.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

FWIW, I too like Rancid. Olympia, WA. is one of my top five favourite songs.

seriously? I can't stand that garbage



Rancid ruuuuules
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Neither can I.

Are Rancid even considered legit punk?

[Doktor Howl]

Capslock, "I'm a nonconformist", early use of "you people"... troll training wheels. I'm guessing he just found a handbook, but I'll give him a 6/10 for effort. Shows promise.

Either that or poptard.

I'd prefer to think it was poptard.  There's nothing so tiresome as a fuckwad who tries to stand out by theatrics instead of ideas.

[LMNO]

FWIW, I too like Rancid. Olympia, WA. is one of my top five favourite songs.

SO ARE YOU INTO PUNK OR JUST SKA PUNK?

SKAPUNK IS NOT A GENRE, IT'S AN ABOMINATION, OP IVY NOTWITHSTANDING.

[Doktor Howl]

Best part is, we're going to waste all day dealing with this arse biscuit.   

[Freeky]

I manipulate myself on a regular basis, heathen!