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I AM THE 110%!!!!!!!!!!

Started by rong, November 01, 2011, 10:21:14 PM

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Cramulus

QuoteI AM THE 110%!!!!!!!!!!

:lulz: :lulz:

gotta admit, that cracked me up



the rest of this thread is just styrofoam packing peanuts

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 04:01:03 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 03:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 08:20:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 08:15:43 AM
I think I want to take this opportunity to point out that I'm not Welsh. Also that my European ancestors don't even have a cuisine at all.


Psst... Hey Nigel.... There's no shame in being Welsh. You may be Brythonic, but you're one of us. Join with the Gaels. Only then can we form the Six Nation Confederacy and onwards to glory! We will make the world pay for speaking English! Death to the Anglophones (except us and the people we give a crap about, and the accidental non-Anglophones who learned English because they had to). DEATH!!!!!!!


AM NOT WELSH!!!! :crankey:

I thought you were? Meh.

It was a dirty rumor. I'm Orcadian.

Ah, I thought that was an "in addition to" background as opposed to a "rather than."

My mistake  :)
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 04:16:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 04:01:03 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 03:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 08:20:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 08:15:43 AM
I think I want to take this opportunity to point out that I'm not Welsh. Also that my European ancestors don't even have a cuisine at all.


Psst... Hey Nigel.... There's no shame in being Welsh. You may be Brythonic, but you're one of us. Join with the Gaels. Only then can we form the Six Nation Confederacy and onwards to glory! We will make the world pay for speaking English! Death to the Anglophones (except us and the people we give a crap about, and the accidental non-Anglophones who learned English because they had to). DEATH!!!!!!!


AM NOT WELSH!!!! :crankey:

I thought you were? Meh.

It was a dirty rumor. I'm Orcadian.

Ah, I thought that was an "in addition to" background as opposed to a "rather than."

My mistake  :)

You can't mix them.  They explode.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 04:19:35 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 04:16:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 04:01:03 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 03:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 08:20:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 08:15:43 AM
I think I want to take this opportunity to point out that I'm not Welsh. Also that my European ancestors don't even have a cuisine at all.


Psst... Hey Nigel.... There's no shame in being Welsh. You may be Brythonic, but you're one of us. Join with the Gaels. Only then can we form the Six Nation Confederacy and onwards to glory! We will make the world pay for speaking English! Death to the Anglophones (except us and the people we give a crap about, and the accidental non-Anglophones who learned English because they had to). DEATH!!!!!!!


AM NOT WELSH!!!! :crankey:

I thought you were? Meh.

It was a dirty rumor. I'm Orcadian.

Ah, I thought that was an "in addition to" background as opposed to a "rather than."

My mistake  :)

You can't mix them.  They explode.

oshi....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 04:16:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 04:01:03 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 03:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 08:20:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 08:15:43 AM
I think I want to take this opportunity to point out that I'm not Welsh. Also that my European ancestors don't even have a cuisine at all.


Psst... Hey Nigel.... There's no shame in being Welsh. You may be Brythonic, but you're one of us. Join with the Gaels. Only then can we form the Six Nation Confederacy and onwards to glory! We will make the world pay for speaking English! Death to the Anglophones (except us and the people we give a crap about, and the accidental non-Anglophones who learned English because they had to). DEATH!!!!!!!


AM NOT WELSH!!!! :crankey:

I thought you were? Meh.

It was a dirty rumor. I'm Orcadian.

Ah, I thought that was an "in addition to" background as opposed to a "rather than."

My mistake  :)

Actually, that was the disturbing part. My mom did the DNA sequencing thing and somehow, her entire ancestry came up as being from THIS ONE FUCKING CLUSTER OF ISLANDS.

Can you say "inbreeding"?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 04:37:14 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 04:16:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 04:01:03 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 03:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 08:20:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 08:15:43 AM
I think I want to take this opportunity to point out that I'm not Welsh. Also that my European ancestors don't even have a cuisine at all.


Psst... Hey Nigel.... There's no shame in being Welsh. You may be Brythonic, but you're one of us. Join with the Gaels. Only then can we form the Six Nation Confederacy and onwards to glory! We will make the world pay for speaking English! Death to the Anglophones (except us and the people we give a crap about, and the accidental non-Anglophones who learned English because they had to). DEATH!!!!!!!


AM NOT WELSH!!!! :crankey:

I thought you were? Meh.

It was a dirty rumor. I'm Orcadian.

Ah, I thought that was an "in addition to" background as opposed to a "rather than."

My mistake  :)

Actually, that was the disturbing part. My mom did the DNA sequencing thing and somehow, her entire ancestry came up as being from THIS ONE FUCKING CLUSTER OF ISLANDS.

Can you say "inbreeding"?

It's not like they have a choice in Orkeney.

It's like living in the town of Asshole, Newfoundland.  There's 30 people, and nobody's driving way the fuck out there to fuck.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 04:38:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 04:37:14 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 04:16:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 04:01:03 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 03:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 08:20:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 08:15:43 AM
I think I want to take this opportunity to point out that I'm not Welsh. Also that my European ancestors don't even have a cuisine at all.


Psst... Hey Nigel.... There's no shame in being Welsh. You may be Brythonic, but you're one of us. Join with the Gaels. Only then can we form the Six Nation Confederacy and onwards to glory! We will make the world pay for speaking English! Death to the Anglophones (except us and the people we give a crap about, and the accidental non-Anglophones who learned English because they had to). DEATH!!!!!!!


AM NOT WELSH!!!! :crankey:

I thought you were? Meh.

It was a dirty rumor. I'm Orcadian.

Ah, I thought that was an "in addition to" background as opposed to a "rather than."

My mistake  :)

Actually, that was the disturbing part. My mom did the DNA sequencing thing and somehow, her entire ancestry came up as being from THIS ONE FUCKING CLUSTER OF ISLANDS.

Can you say "inbreeding"?

It's not like they have a choice in Orkeney.

It's like living in the town of Asshole, Newfoundland.  There's 30 people, and nobody's driving way the fuck out there to fuck.

:lulz: Good point.

Also, explains why my grandmother's side of the family is DWARVES.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


trippinprincezz13

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that it snowed in New England the other day. We lost power for a little bit, some people still don't have power and some never lost it. Also, it's cold out.

I know this may come as a shock to some people.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on November 02, 2011, 04:57:34 PM
Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that it snowed in New England the other day. We lost power for a little bit, some people still don't have power and some never lost it. Also, it's cold out.

I know this may come as a shock to some people.

Might be as low as 81F here, today.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 04:59:07 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on November 02, 2011, 04:57:34 PM
Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that it snowed in New England the other day. We lost power for a little bit, some people still don't have power and some never lost it. Also, it's cold out.

I know this may come as a shock to some people.

Might be as low as 81F here, today.

Don't forget your mittens


:argh!:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 02, 2011, 05:03:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 04:59:07 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on November 02, 2011, 04:57:34 PM
Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that it snowed in New England the other day. We lost power for a little bit, some people still don't have power and some never lost it. Also, it's cold out.

I know this may come as a shock to some people.

Might be as low as 81F here, today.

Don't forget your mittens


:argh!:

The heater in my jeep is broked.  :(
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on November 02, 2011, 04:57:34 PM
Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that it snowed in New England the other day. We lost power for a little bit, some people still don't have power and some never lost it. Also, it's cold out.

I know this may come as a shock to some people.

JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE FUCKING SHITTING ME

NO FUCKING WAY!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


rong

After giving some consideration to the content of this thread, I have realized that I tend to think of new threads as being analogous to things whizzing by as you drive your car.  Some things catch your attention and you stare for awhile.  Some things don't and are quickly forgotten, if noticed at all.

To take that one step further, I would say what is going on in this thread is akin to a passerby telling a tree it isn't interesting enough. 

"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

trippinprincezz13

I was merely providing an important weather update. No reason to get all sensitive about it
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

rong

Weather also whizzes by you when you drive your car.
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"