Well, that's interesting...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Where the hell did you get that?

[Don Coyote]

I found it, AND I WON'T SHARE!!!!

[Payne]

I traded it for my dignity.

[Cramulus]

I "won" mine.

[Payne]

Where did you get yours, Roger?

And how did you get it to do that retracting thing, and make all those ridges?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Where did you get yours, Roger?

And how did you get it to do that retracting thing, and make all those ridges?

I got it off the black market, down in Nogales.  Traded it straight up for a case of pulque and a truckload of out of work actors.  The retracting thing is standard in this model, which is why it was outlawed in this state, and why you can't send it through the mail, even if you could find a big enough box.  I tied it to the roof of the jeep, put a tarp over it, and hoped I wouldn't get pulled over (I would have told the cop that I thought it was drugs or something).

[Richter]

Childhood medical mishap.

[Juana]

Big item pickup day. You wouldn't believe what you can find.

[Don Coyote]

Free Issue. You would be surprised at what deactivating units will just throw out.

[Phox]

Spils of war, man, spoils of war. You need to get yourself into the field more.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Where did you get yours, Roger?

And how did you get it to do that retracting thing, and make all those ridges?

I got it off the black market, down in Nogales.  Traded it straight up for a case of pulque and a truckload of out of work actors.  The retracting thing is standard in this model, which is why it was outlawed in this state, and why you can't send it through the mail, even if you could find a big enough box.  I tied it to the roof of the jeep, put a tarp over it, and hoped I wouldn't get pulled over (I would have told the cop that I thought it was drugs or something).

Nogales is not a good place. I was only there for 15 minutes, and it was not good.

[Suu]

Oh, this? Richter gave it to me.

[Triple Zero]

We get ours at the city council dispenser office, as the Dutch are required by law to have one on them at all times. Some say they put a tracking chip in it, but others say "Well of course they would! How else are we going to tell apart the surprise Belgians?".

You know what I think, of course. You also know that I'm probably right, and that next year, your government will buy up all our used ones for cheap, so they can tape them behind the walls in your DMV offices. Again. Like they did three years ago and some places sometimes smelled like burned chocolate, but afterwards, you mostly remember how the ground below your feet felt ... hilarious. Like it had bubbles in it, but nobody was laughing. You remember, right? Next year you'll probably get the slightly more lubricated ones, so they won't make your earlobes tingle and itch as much.

Unless you were talking about the chicken.

Then forget I said anything, I traded it with the nice lady for a fried chocolate, you know, the ones shaped like clams or snails?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

French hooker undercover as a Russian spy. She said it was a matter of great international importance that she gave it to me.



Wish she picked someone else to give it to.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Where did you get yours, Roger?

And how did you get it to do that retracting thing, and make all those ridges?

I got it off the black market, down in Nogales.  Traded it straight up for a case of pulque and a truckload of out of work actors.  The retracting thing is standard in this model, which is why it was outlawed in this state, and why you can't send it through the mail, even if you could find a big enough box.  I tied it to the roof of the jeep, put a tarp over it, and hoped I wouldn't get pulled over (I would have told the cop that I thought it was drugs or something).

Nogales is not a good place. I was only there for 15 minutes, and it was not good.

For a while, I held life so cheap that I'd get helplessly fucked up in Nogales.

God protects the stupid, apparently.