Atheists Owned

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

My favorite one is a common saying of Jehovah's Witnesses that every culture has a story of a flood, which therefore proves the deluge. But most of them actually think the people's ancestors remembered it, forgetting that there was no one alive to tell the story. If you point that out to them, they'll usually just realize that Noah told them about it.

The bolded mean the same thing.  We are all descended from Noah.  Google "Table of Nations", with the quotes.

FACT: The Mighty Hercules was Noah's great-great grandson (Noah -> Japheph -> Javan -> Dodanim -> Hercules)

Edit: added sauce.

[Phox]

My favorite one is a common saying of Jehovah's Witnesses that every culture has a story of a flood, which therefore proves the deluge. But most of them actually think the people's ancestors remembered it, forgetting that there was no one alive to tell the story. If you point that out to them, they'll usually just realize that Noah told them about it.

The bolded mean the same thing.  We are all descended from Noah.  Google "Table of Nations", with the quotes.

FACT: The Mighty Hercules was Noah's great-great grandson (Noah -> Japheph -> Javan -> Dodanim -> Hercules)

Edit: added sauce.

ETA: The mixing of Greek and Latin and the weird fucking spellings of some names boggle the mind. There is absolutely no way that this is 16th century English invention at all, uh-uh.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

C'mon Phox, you know that was a joke.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

FWIW, TWJ, I appreciated your post.  I have always been a fan of Dr. Dino.  I think he is funny as hell.  I can neither listen to anything he says nor read anything he writes without giggling like a ninny.  I hope he comes back with a vengeance once he gets out of prison.

[Phox]

C'mon Phox, you know that was a joke.

Oh, yeah, I know. See edit. 

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

C'mon Phox, you know that was a joke.

Oh, yeah, I know. See edit.  

It was a joke to me, anyway.  It is not, however, a joke to the authors of most of the nearly 200,000 pages that come up when you google "Table of Nations".

ETA: I have seen a genealogy of Charlemagne in several places that traces his lineage all the way to Adam through Hercules.  Here's one: http://www.homeofourfathers.com/lisbeth/ahnentafelcharlemagne.htm

[Phox]

C'mon Phox, you know that was a joke.

Oh, yeah, I know. See edit. 

It was a joke to me, anyway.  It is not, however, a joke to the authors of most of the nearly 200,000 pages that come up when you google "Table of Nations".

ETA: I have seen a genealogy of Charlemagne in several places that traces his lineage all the way to Adam through Hercules.  Here's one: http://www.homeofourfathers.com/lisbeth/ahnentafelcharlemagne.htm

Oh I know. Those people have no understanding of the realities of genealogy and why it is incredibly unlikely that Hercules could be the ancestor of a Frankish king, and though were such a person as Hercules to have actually existed, then it is possible he might have had a Semitic (i.e. Phoenician) ancestor, though it seems unlikely. 

ETA: All of this is an attempt by medieval Europeans to claim ancestry from both Biblical and Classical figures, which is unsurprising, as claiming a respected/famous/semi-divine lineage is great propaganda,.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

You might like this link: Where did the races come from?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You might like this link: Where did the races come from?

I fucking love those guys.

That explains the three major races, but what about all of the sub-races? Where did the Armenians, or the Kurds, or the Chinese come from? We'll see all of the microevolution that led to the generation of those races here.

That line alone is pure genius.

[Phox]

So instead of the classic Caucasoid/Mongoloid/Negroid divide in "races" he's going with Mongoloids as a Negroid off-shoot.  

Fuck black people and Asian people, they were begat by sinners so they shouldn't even qualify as people.  

Just like the Canaanites pre-stole land from the Semites, the Cushites and the Mizraimites pre-stole land rightfully belonging to the Japhephites.

This line is pure fucking gold. Hell yes! "pre-stole" is now my favorite fucking word EVER. 

[Don Coyote]

You might like this link: Where did the races come from?

I just don't even... ...religions are made of crazy.

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LOOK THIS IS PROOF THAT TGGR IS SATAN!!!!!!!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's almost impossible to effectively lampoon crazy religious people anymore. Even the Landover Baptists are hitting too close to home.

[Pinprop]

It's likely that a branch of the Sinites went across the Pacific and spread into the Americas through Alaska, and as they spread southward they encountered the Mizraimites who were spreading northward. Instead of going to war and establishing borders like Godly folks would have done, they interbred with each other and became a bunch of hybridized mongrels.

Oh come on, that's blatantly un-Christian. They have to be trolls right?
I thought I didn't have any faith left to lose  

Edit: It HAS to be a joke. There's a graph that says retarded people are descendants of Nephilim. Aside from that being ridiculous, ALL the nephilim were killed in the flood. It's like they're too stupid to read the bible even, I refuse to believe it!

[Pinprop]

The bolded mean the same thing.  We are all descended from Noah.  Google "Table of Nations", with the quotes.

FACT: The Mighty Hercules was Noah's great-great grandson (Noah -> Japheph -> Javan -> Dodanim -> Hercules)

Edit: added sauce.

Yes I see they do. I meant ancestors that remembered the floods happening in their native land

[Kai]

You might like this link: Where did the races come from?

I find it terrifying that the same mind which can say that anthropology is bullshit can make up this shit and claim it as true.


Actually, I just find the fundamentalist mind terrifying in general. Who knows what sort of things a mind not based in reality is capable.