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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 08, 2011, 06:09:42 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#225
November 13, 2011, 09:28:00 PM
This is entirely too :vom: ...I quit.
Thanks for showing me my troll limits, guys.  :horrormirth:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#226
November 13, 2011, 09:44:27 PM
One thing I've learned about dating is that no matter what you put in your ad, there will be several much-older guys who think they can somehow trick you into sleeping with them even though they're very specifically NOT what you asked for.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#227
November 13, 2011, 09:56:03 PM
Lulz, YES. On my real account (which very specifically says "not looking for dating/sex), I just got a message from a fifty one year old man asking to be my sugar daddy.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#228
November 13, 2011, 10:06:58 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 13, 2011, 09:56:03 PM
Lulz, YES. On my real account (which very specifically says "not looking for dating/sex), I just got a message from a fifty one year old man asking to be my sugar daddy.

SO GROSS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#229
November 13, 2011, 10:12:39 PM
I know, right? :lulz: I'm going to troll him into the ground, though.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Pæs

#230
November 14, 2011, 12:45:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 13, 2011, 04:29:55 AM
Currently I have your Prince William Sound/Exxon Valdez ad in there, but for

I worked that into a question about roleplay, because it was MAGIC.

Juana

#231
November 14, 2011, 07:34:56 AM
Roger's personal ad magic strikes again! (though on my actual account, not the crazy Sleepytiem one) I'm reconsidering my this-is-not-for-dating thing for this guy (he said he IS there for that, but I sounded too cool to pass up because I'm not looking for it and he sounded pleasingly regretful that I wasn't) - cute, very well educated, employed, matches my social and political conscious fairly well, and our hobbies line up nicely. :D
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Freeky

#232
November 14, 2011, 07:40:55 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 14, 2011, 07:34:56 AM
Roger's personal ad magic strikes again! (though on my actual account, not the crazy Sleepytiem one) I'm reconsidering my this-is-not-for-dating thing for this guy (he said he IS there for that, but I sounded too cool to pass up because I'm not looking for it and he sounded pleasingly regretful that I wasn't) - cute, very well educated, employed, matches my social and political conscious fairly well, and our hobbies line up nicely. :D

SCIENCE! ?

Juana

#233
November 14, 2011, 07:49:09 AM
I'm thinking about keeping him, so not yet. He's kind of naive from all appearances (despite being like five years my senior and having gone to a fucking Ivy League school - you think he'd be at least little jaded after that), so I'd have to be gentle at first.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Freeky

#234
November 14, 2011, 07:59:02 AM
Good luck with him, chicka.  Try not to let him get away, if you like him, because I think his kind (saying that your first impression is correct) are Limited Edition, now.

Cain

#235
November 14, 2011, 07:59:25 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 14, 2011, 07:49:09 AM
I'm thinking about keeping him, so not yet. He's kind of naive from all appearances (despite being like five years my senior and having gone to a fucking Ivy League school - you think he'd be at least little jaded after that), so I'd have to be gentle at first.

Actually, the Ivy League school thing screams naitivety to me.  No-one is more naive than a graduate of Harvard, for example, except a graduate from Yale. 

Juana

#236
November 14, 2011, 08:01:52 AM Last Edit: November 14, 2011, 08:03:38 AM by Secret Agent GARBO
Quote from: Cain on November 14, 2011, 07:59:25 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 14, 2011, 07:49:09 AM
I'm thinking about keeping him, so not yet. He's kind of naive from all appearances (despite being like five years my senior and having gone to a fucking Ivy League school - you think he'd be at least little jaded after that), so I'd have to be gentle at first.

Actually, the Ivy League school thing screams naitivety to me.  No-one is more naive than a graduate of Harvard, for example, except a graduate from Yale. 
Than I will have to educate him. He's in for a rude awakening anyway, since he wants to work in the fucking Fresno prosecutor's office (what the hell is he doing here anyway?).

Quote from: Science me, babby on November 14, 2011, 07:59:02 AM
Good luck with him, chicka.  Try not to let him get away, if you like him, because I think his kind (saying that your first impression is correct) are Limited Edition, now.
Oh yeah. I'm reserving total judgement until (if) we actually met up in person, but I think I may want to keep him.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cain

#237
November 14, 2011, 08:11:18 AM
Are you sure he just doesn't want to met your only local celebrity, the War Nerd?

Juana

#238
November 14, 2011, 08:16:40 AM
Who? Unless you mean Victor Davis Hanson, who lives in LA now, I can't think of anyone else you might mean. Because our only other local celeb is one of the weather guys on a local station.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cain

#239
November 14, 2011, 10:30:01 AM
I cannot believe you are not aware of Fresno's only claim to actual fame (as opposed to infamy, in the case of VD Hanson)

http://exiledonline.com/cat/war-nerd/
http://exile.ru/articles/list.php?IBLOCK_ID=35&SECTION_ID=156
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Brecher

He's the exact opposite of V.D. Hanson (with whom he had a hilarious spat, back in 2005 or so).  He's genuinely funny, not at all pompous and, while he is a hardware nerd at heart, realises it is people, not weapons, that win wars in this modern age.
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