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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2012, 04:20:12 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

January 04, 2012, 04:20:12 PM
Pray the Black Away.

Various Christian groups have a "pray the gay away" thing.  It occurred to me that 13% of the country is Black, and if we bill them $50 a piece for special prayer shawls, etc, that means we collect just under $2 Bn.  That's a billion each.

You can be our spokesperson, as you have IIRC, gone from 1/8th Black to not Black at all, under Oregon rules.  We have a 100% success rate.

And it makes just as much sense as what Rick Warren is peddling, right (ie, pray the gay away)?

I don't see a downside, here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
January 04, 2012, 04:23:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 04:20:12 PM
Pray the Black Away.

Various Christian groups have a "pray the gay away" thing.  It occurred to me that 13% of the country is Black, and if we bill them $50 a piece for special prayer shawls, etc, that means we collect just under $2 Bn.  That's a billion each.

You can be our spokesperson, as you have IIRC, gone from 1/8th Black to not Black at all, under Oregon rules.  We have a 100% success rate.

And it makes just as much sense as what Rick Warren is peddling, right (ie, pray the gay away)?

I don't see a downside, here.

THIS IS AWESOME

Also I am still legally black under Federal law.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
January 04, 2012, 04:24:28 PM
LEGALLY BLACK

This still fucks  my head up.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
January 04, 2012, 04:26:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 04, 2012, 04:24:28 PM
LEGALLY BLACK

This still fucks  my head up.

That's so they have probable cause to pull you over.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
January 04, 2012, 04:27:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 04, 2012, 04:23:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 04:20:12 PM
Pray the Black Away.

Various Christian groups have a "pray the gay away" thing.  It occurred to me that 13% of the country is Black, and if we bill them $50 a piece for special prayer shawls, etc, that means we collect just under $2 Bn.  That's a billion each.

You can be our spokesperson, as you have IIRC, gone from 1/8th Black to not Black at all, under Oregon rules.  We have a 100% success rate.

And it makes just as much sense as what Rick Warren is peddling, right (ie, pray the gay away)?

I don't see a downside, here.

THIS IS AWESOME

Also I am still legally black under Federal law.

That's okay.  We'll make the "before" pic Angela Davis, and you the "after" pic.

Jesus won't mind.  It's in a good cause.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
January 04, 2012, 04:27:27 PM
Not that I mind being black, mind you. But being LEGALLY black according to a Federal law which overrides State laws about legal blackness... well jesus fuck what is that? Also under former Oregon law my children were legally black, under this new overarching Federal law they are not.

My children, legally speaking, are white.

Also I hate humanity what is this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
January 04, 2012, 04:27:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 04:27:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 04, 2012, 04:23:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 04:20:12 PM
Pray the Black Away.

Various Christian groups have a "pray the gay away" thing.  It occurred to me that 13% of the country is Black, and if we bill them $50 a piece for special prayer shawls, etc, that means we collect just under $2 Bn.  That's a billion each.

You can be our spokesperson, as you have IIRC, gone from 1/8th Black to not Black at all, under Oregon rules.  We have a 100% success rate.

And it makes just as much sense as what Rick Warren is peddling, right (ie, pray the gay away)?

I don't see a downside, here.

THIS IS AWESOME

Also I am still legally black under Federal law.

That's okay.  We'll make the "before" pic Angela Davis, and you the "after" pic.

Jesus won't mind.  It's in a good cause.

This is a glorious idea and a surefire moneymaker.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
January 04, 2012, 04:28:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 04, 2012, 04:27:27 PM
Not that I mind being black, mind you. But being LEGALLY black according to a Federal law which overrides State laws about legal blackness... well jesus fuck what is that? Also under former Oregon law my children were legally black, under this new overarching Federal law they are not.

My children, legally speaking, are white.

Also I hate humanity what is this.

You must have a blast filling out the census.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#8
January 04, 2012, 04:28:47 PM
YOU HAVE TO LEGISLATE SKIN COLOR IN AMERICA?
What is this
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The Good Reverend Roger

#9
January 04, 2012, 04:29:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 04, 2012, 04:27:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 04:27:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 04, 2012, 04:23:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 04:20:12 PM
Pray the Black Away.

Various Christian groups have a "pray the gay away" thing.  It occurred to me that 13% of the country is Black, and if we bill them $50 a piece for special prayer shawls, etc, that means we collect just under $2 Bn.  That's a billion each.

You can be our spokesperson, as you have IIRC, gone from 1/8th Black to not Black at all, under Oregon rules.  We have a 100% success rate.

And it makes just as much sense as what Rick Warren is peddling, right (ie, pray the gay away)?

I don't see a downside, here.

THIS IS AWESOME

Also I am still legally black under Federal law.

That's okay.  We'll make the "before" pic Angela Davis, and you the "after" pic.

Jesus won't mind.  It's in a good cause.

This is a glorious idea and a surefire moneymaker.

Sure.  If "skin lightener" creams and hair straightening goo still sell like hotcakes, this is a sure thing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
January 04, 2012, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 04, 2012, 04:28:47 PM
YOU HAVE TO LEGISLATE SKIN COLOR IN AMERICA?
What is this

This, sir, is FREEDOM™.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
January 04, 2012, 04:29:59 PM
I was just listening to David Duke or Rick Perry or whatever his name is talking about how being gay isn't like being black, but it's pretty obvious that there are some strong correlations, and there is no conceivable reason we shouldn't capitalize on this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
January 04, 2012, 04:31:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 04:28:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 04, 2012, 04:27:27 PM
Not that I mind being black, mind you. But being LEGALLY black according to a Federal law which overrides State laws about legal blackness... well jesus fuck what is that? Also under former Oregon law my children were legally black, under this new overarching Federal law they are not.

My children, legally speaking, are white.

Also I hate humanity what is this.

You must have a blast filling out the census.   :lulz:

I just stare at it for  hours.

Also last year I put that we are all Hispanic, because I want to panic white people and Hispanic is the new Black.

Next time I'm going to put that we are Muslim Hispanics.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
January 04, 2012, 04:32:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 04, 2012, 04:29:59 PM
I was just listening to David Duke or Rick Perry or whatever his name is talking about how being gay isn't like being black, but it's pretty obvious that there are some strong correlations, and there is no conceivable reason we shouldn't capitalize on this.

Every single argument against gay rights and gay marriage is descended directly from segregationist arguments.

No matter how thin Perry slices it, it's still baloney.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#14
January 04, 2012, 04:32:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 04, 2012, 04:28:47 PM
YOU HAVE TO LEGISLATE SKIN COLOR IN AMERICA?
What is this

This, sir, is FREEDOM™.

Oh yeah. FREEDOM™ is lacking here in Godless Heathen Belgium, so I can't really relate.
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