ATTN: FRIENDS OF EARTHA

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You two are pathetic.

How dare you attempt to involve him in this? Tell me in what manner he has had any part in any dispute you have ever had with me.Tell the whole forum just how you justify this calling him out in public on a board where I would warrant every regular user appreciates his contribution; his humour, his intelligence and his good nature.

Over something he has no knowledge of or control over.

Grow the fuck up and fight your own battles.

That last line is precious coming from you.

Anyway, I wasn't calling him out... he's not in any way responsible for your batshittery. More like, sharing the joke with him.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I found the poem kinda amusing, I'll admit.

I certainly hope she wasn't intending to insult you with it.  I'd laugh if someone wrote hate-poetry about me.  I mean, the jokes just write themselves.

It's a little too much like someone with a "wide stance" sponsoring anti-gay ballot measures.

THIS IS HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, ROGER

NO REALLY, I DON'T CARE AT ALL

I AM GOING TO WRITE A LENGTHY POEM FULL OF HATE AND WEIRD EROTIC IMAGERY TO HOW YOU JUST HOW LITTLE YOU ARE ON MY MIND ALL THE TIME.
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[BadBeast]

You two are pathetic.

How dare you attempt to involve him in this? Tell me in what manner he has had any part in any dispute you have ever had with me.Tell the whole forum just how you justify this calling him out in public on a board where I would warrant every regular user appreciates his contribution; his humour, his intelligence and his good nature.

Over something he has no knowledge of or control over.

Grow the fuck up and fight your own battles.

That last line is precious coming from you.

Anyway, I wasn't calling him out... he's not in any way responsible for your batshittery. More like, sharing the joke with him.

Just saw this. Yeah, thanks Nigel. You're so funny! And you had the fucking neck to go on and on about my slightly "Unfunny" joke in your thread?? Well fucking hell! Way to go. Just start a thread, to slag off my fucking friend, who doesn't even fucking post here? And title it "Attn BadBeast". Yeah, nice one. Well, you got my fucking attention. Only I can't see the fucking joke. But as you're being so up front, and personal here, I'll try again. . . nnng . . Nope. Not just unfunny, it's nasty, personal, and quite fucking hostile. So fuck you. And the horse that rode in on you.

Is your "New Shiny Life" that fucking boring that you want to call me out? On this shit??? A personal attack, on my friend? (Who doesn't even post here) C'mon, what's the real reason? If you got a problem with me, lets fucking have it! Because all I can see is you being a nasty cunt. And while this is not really any big surprise to me, when it's in a thread titled "Attn BadBeast" and then it just starts slagging off my friend, well, that's something else entirely. I can't just skim over this shit and ignore it.

So, unless you've actually got some fucking point that eludes me, (one that isn't just "sharing the joke with me") that you'd like to address, can you re-title the thread to "Nigel's being a nasty, snaggletoothed old bitch". Because as far as I can make out, that's all you are. Although, If you want to push in that direction, I can probably come up with a whole bunch of shit, and while I'd rather just ignore your sorry arse, I'm quite fucking prepared to rip as many holes in you as I can. You want to go that way? Because I kinda fucking do right now!


Dok, you're a prize cunt too btw. Fuck you as well.

[BadBeast]

And fuck any other cunt who tells me to chill the fuck out, or that I'm taking this the wrong way, or reading too much into it! It is what it is. Look at the title. Read the nasty shit that's in there, then tell me where exactly I'm missing it? Because you know what? Fuck you too!

[Salty]

Before some epic, and probably unavoidable, shitflinging begins may I make a reasonable utterance?

Yes/No? Kay, thanks.

I like badbeast, I like nigel, I do not enjoy the electronic communications of ertha. Especially since she kinda sorta went after MY friend.

Now, I'm all for dumping on ertha because I do not like anything about her.
I ALSO have some friends I would never send this way for reasons that may be obvious to many of you.

I do not think its fair, when shitting on someone, to involve that person's friend needlessly. Badbeast can only account for so much of his friend and I hold ZERO judgements toward BB in relation to ertha, who I cannot abide, electronically.

There. I felt the need to say that, I did, and now feel better.

Big hug? No? All right. That's ok too.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Before some epic, and probably unavoidable, shitflinging begins may I make a reasonable utterance?

Yes/No? Kay, thanks.

I like badbeast, I like nigel, I do not enjoy the electronic communications of ertha. Especially since she kinda sorta went after MY friend.

Now, I'm all for dumping on ertha because I do not like anything about her.
I ALSO have some friends I would never send this way for reasons that may be obvious to many of you.

I do not think its fair, when shitting on someone, to involve that person's friend needlessly. Badbeast can only account for so much of his friend and I hold ZERO judgements toward BB in relation to ertha, who I cannot abide, electronically.

There. I felt the need to say that, I did, and now feel better.

Big hug? No? All right. That's ok too.

God dammit, I had a long thread full of juicy shit I was about to fling. STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN REASONABLE. 

[Salty]

 

While I'm at it, I do not think Nigel was trying to fuck with BB either.

So there EAT MY BIG FAT BAG OF OPINIONS.

[BadBeast]

While I'm at it, I do not think Nigel was trying to fuck with BB either.

So there EAT MY BIG FAT BAG OF OPINIONS.

What? Really? Look at the title Dude. Then look at the content. In what way was that "Not trying to fuck with me"?

[Salty]

Oh no, please don't mistake my desire to express my opinions with a desire to explain the actions of another. Perhaps I am wrong, but I stand by what I said until proven otherwise.

With that, I'm out of this thread forever.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

In what way was that "Not trying to fuck with me"?

Observe:

"Oh hey X, that Y friend of yours sure is acting crazy."

This is not an insult against X.

[LMNO]

Damn.

I enjoyed the Ertha burns. Because she made an ass out of herself on PD.com.
And that's what we do.

But BB has a point: not only was he called out in a thread that wasn't even about him, he's brought into a side of a flame fest he didn't want to be on.

Attack Eartha all you want, but I think you need to apologize to BB for bringing him into it.

[East Coast Hustle]

I don't know about all the rest of it, but as for the "she doesn't even post here" bit, well, I consider sending nasty insulting PMs to whoever is on her hooch-fueled shit-list to be "posting here".

And while I can appreciate wanting to stick up for one's friend, regardless of how much of a completely worthless and insane fucknozzle that friend may be, I think it's plainly obvious that Nigel wasn't trying to attack BB or insult him in any way.

I'm also kind of disappointed that I didn't make this latest round of Eartha's screechingly obsessive PMs. Perhaps I was a little too harsh sane towards her the last time I responded to one of her mind-numbingly retarded PMs.

[BadBeast]

Damn.

I enjoyed the Ertha burns. Because she made an ass out of herself on PD.com.
And that's what we do.

But BB has a point: not only was he called out in a thread that wasn't even about him, he's brought into a side of a flame fest he didn't want to be on.

Attack Eartha all you want, but I think you need to apologize to BB for bringing him into it.

Thanks LMNO, I was hoping that someone might actually try looking at this from my point of view. That's what I call "Fucking with me"! 
I've very consciously stayed right the fuck out of this whole situation. I mean, I was aware Eartha was in co-respondence, PM wise, with some of you, but she seemed quite able to defend herself in kind, never asked me for any help, not once.

But no, that's not fucking good enough for some people, is it? Got to drag every other fucker into it. And what a fucking shit way to do it. How the fuck else am I supposed to respond to this shit?
I'm not here to defend Eartha, this as an attack on me. Directly, obliquely, or however fucking else I look at it. And I don't think I'm over reacting at all, or fucking deluded, or any of that other shit. I'm fairly laid back for the most part. I don't invent shit to get bent out of shape over. I don't hold grudges, and I like to get on with people. Which is why I'm so fucking angry at getting dragged into this complete jug of titwank.

Oh Nigel knew exactly what would happen here. Well now she's got my fucking attention. Which is why my estimation of her character is like, fucking zero squared at the moment. Low blow. Didn't need doing. So that's why I might be coming across as hostile right now! And I'm not even breaking any sweat here, I'm up for anything anyone can throw at me. And they'd better be ready to fucking virtually kill me, because I ain't backing down, bitches! This thread is fucking shameful.   

[BadBeast]

Goodnight.

[East Coast Hustle]

I agree that putting you in the title of the thread was poor judgment and wasn't necessary to get the point of the thread across, I'm just saying I think it was JUST a moment of poor judgment and not a malicious attack on you.