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[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I sorta wanna take a road trip now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I sorta wanna take a road trip now.

If you go to Victoria, you might like to visit here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butchart_Gardens

[navkat]

I don't even understand what's going on!

[Doktor Howl]

How is this thread now about Northern communists?

[East Coast Hustle]

Hey man, you started talking about The City. THE City can't possibly be contained in ONE city.

[Doktor Howl]

Hey man, you started talking about The City. THE City can't possibly be contained in ONE city.

The City is the fucking dusty pressure cooker in the desert somewhere.

All those other Cities are a different story.   They are accurately shown on maps, for example.  Tucson sorta wanders around.

[East Coast Hustle]

Nah, it's like one of those huge fungal colonies that grow in old forests, where there's miles of it underground but you only see a few shoots sticking up out of the forest floor. That's how The City is. Just little nodules sticking up in places, living in a symbiotic/parasitic relationship with those humans.

But the humans have taught The City some things too. Like how to specialize. So now some of the different nodules serve different purposes. Portland, for example, is a mouth. Everyone keeps moving here, but the population data doesn't reflect the increase that would be necessary given how many people you know or know of that have moved to Portland.

What is Tucson's function?

[Doktor Howl]

Nah, it's like one of those huge fungal colonies that grow in old forests, where there's miles of it underground but you only see a few shoots sticking up out of the forest floor. That's how The City is. Just little nodules sticking up in places, living in a symbiotic/parasitic relationship with those humans.

But the humans have taught The City some things too. Like how to specialize. So now some of the different nodules serve different purposes. Portland, for example, is a mouth. Everyone keeps moving here, but the population data doesn't reflect the increase that would be necessary given how many people you know or know of that have moved to Portland.

What is Tucson's function?

It's the snot.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Nah, it's like one of those huge fungal colonies that grow in old forests, where there's miles of it underground but you only see a few shoots sticking up out of the forest floor. That's how The City is. Just little nodules sticking up in places, living in a symbiotic/parasitic relationship with those humans.

But the humans have taught The City some things too. Like how to specialize. So now some of the different nodules serve different purposes. Portland, for example, is a mouth. Everyone keeps moving here, but the population data doesn't reflect the increase that would be necessary given how many people you know or know of that have moved to Portland.

What is Tucson's function?

It's the snot.

Houston is the kidneys. It pisses out the native Houstonians and more people move in.