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Started by Doktor Howl, April 05, 2012, 05:37:47 PM

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Hey man, you started talking about The City. THE City can't possibly be contained in ONE city.
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Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 09, 2012, 05:59:48 PM
Hey man, you started talking about The City. THE City can't possibly be contained in ONE city.

The City is the fucking dusty pressure cooker in the desert somewhere.

All those other Cities are a different story.   They are accurately shown on maps, for example.  Tucson sorta wanders around.
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Nah, it's like one of those huge fungal colonies that grow in old forests, where there's miles of it underground but you only see a few shoots sticking up out of the forest floor. That's how The City is. Just little nodules sticking up in places, living in a symbiotic/parasitic relationship with those humans.

But the humans have taught The City some things too. Like how to specialize. So now some of the different nodules serve different purposes. Portland, for example, is a mouth. Everyone keeps moving here, but the population data doesn't reflect the increase that would be necessary given how many people you know or know of that have moved to Portland.

What is Tucson's function?

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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 09, 2012, 06:28:20 PM
Nah, it's like one of those huge fungal colonies that grow in old forests, where there's miles of it underground but you only see a few shoots sticking up out of the forest floor. That's how The City is. Just little nodules sticking up in places, living in a symbiotic/parasitic relationship with those humans.

But the humans have taught The City some things too. Like how to specialize. So now some of the different nodules serve different purposes. Portland, for example, is a mouth. Everyone keeps moving here, but the population data doesn't reflect the increase that would be necessary given how many people you know or know of that have moved to Portland.

What is Tucson's function?

It's the snot.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2012, 06:28:55 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 09, 2012, 06:28:20 PM
Nah, it's like one of those huge fungal colonies that grow in old forests, where there's miles of it underground but you only see a few shoots sticking up out of the forest floor. That's how The City is. Just little nodules sticking up in places, living in a symbiotic/parasitic relationship with those humans.

But the humans have taught The City some things too. Like how to specialize. So now some of the different nodules serve different purposes. Portland, for example, is a mouth. Everyone keeps moving here, but the population data doesn't reflect the increase that would be necessary given how many people you know or know of that have moved to Portland.

What is Tucson's function?

It's the snot.

Houston is the kidneys. It pisses out the native Houstonians and more people move in.
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