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Started by Doktor Howl, April 17, 2012, 05:17:06 PM

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Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:56:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:52:46 PM
The Europeans took it.

I fucking knew it.  And why?  You have no use for it.

It's just plain selfishness, I say.

What Guru Coyote said.
Also, if it's American™, we want a piece of the pie.

And after all we've done for you.

You know Those Filthy BelgiansTMPatent Pending ALL claim that MICKEY MOUSE and DONALD DUCK are theirs. Like they invented them or something.

WITHOUT THAT MOUSE AND DUCK AMERICATM HAS NO ECONOMY!!!!!!!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:56:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:52:46 PM
The Europeans took it.

I fucking knew it.  And why?  You have no use for it.

It's just plain selfishness, I say.

What Guru Coyote said.
Also, if it's American™, we want a piece of the pie.

And after all we've done for you.

You've said it yourself. We are egoistic, communist individualists.

We gave you McDonalds.  Euro Disney.  WalMart.  We fought some war for you once, when the Japanese invaded you.  And THIS is how you repay us?
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 19, 2012, 08:59:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:56:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:52:46 PM
The Europeans took it.

I fucking knew it.  And why?  You have no use for it.

It's just plain selfishness, I say.

What Guru Coyote said.
Also, if it's American™, we want a piece of the pie.

And after all we've done for you.

You know Those Filthy BelgiansTMPatent Pending ALL claim that MICKEY MOUSE and DONALD DUCK are theirs. Like they invented them or something.

WITHOUT THAT MOUSE AND DUCK AMERICATM HAS NO ECONOMY!!!!!!!

What has Europe ever done for us?
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:01:05 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 19, 2012, 08:59:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:56:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:52:46 PM
The Europeans took it.

I fucking knew it.  And why?  You have no use for it.

It's just plain selfishness, I say.

What Guru Coyote said.
Also, if it's American™, we want a piece of the pie.

And after all we've done for you.

You know Those Filthy BelgiansTMPatent Pending ALL claim that MICKEY MOUSE and DONALD DUCK are theirs. Like they invented them or something.

WITHOUT THAT MOUSE AND DUCK AMERICATM HAS NO ECONOMY!!!!!!!

What has Europe ever done for us?

Something something cheese? I do know they inflicted the Beetles on us, but at the sametime Mossleman? Altough I think Mossleman has to be a secret American.


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 19, 2012, 09:03:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:01:05 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 19, 2012, 08:59:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:56:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:52:46 PM
The Europeans took it.

I fucking knew it.  And why?  You have no use for it.

It's just plain selfishness, I say.

What Guru Coyote said.
Also, if it's American™, we want a piece of the pie.

And after all we've done for you.

You know Those Filthy BelgiansTMPatent Pending ALL claim that MICKEY MOUSE and DONALD DUCK are theirs. Like they invented them or something.

WITHOUT THAT MOUSE AND DUCK AMERICATM HAS NO ECONOMY!!!!!!!

What has Europe ever done for us?

Something something cheese? I do know they inflicted the Beetles on us, but at the sametime Mossleman? Altough I think Mossleman has to be a secret American.

Mosselman is a special case.

And yeah, rock & roll was pretty cool before the British fucked it up.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:00:31 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:56:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:52:46 PM
The Europeans took it.

I fucking knew it.  And why?  You have no use for it.

It's just plain selfishness, I say.

What Guru Coyote said.
Also, if it's American™, we want a piece of the pie.

And after all we've done for you.

You've said it yourself. We are egoistic, communist individualists.

We gave you McDonalds.  Euro Disney.  WalMart.  We fought some war for you once, when the Japanese invaded you.  And THIS is how you repay us?

You know we love you for all that, but we want it all. Our Way™. Slow fast-food, pro-semite disney. We don't have walmart in Norway. We even kicked out Lidl.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 09:06:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:00:31 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:56:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:52:46 PM
The Europeans took it.

I fucking knew it.  And why?  You have no use for it.

It's just plain selfishness, I say.

What Guru Coyote said.
Also, if it's American™, we want a piece of the pie.

And after all we've done for you.

You've said it yourself. We are egoistic, communist individualists.

We gave you McDonalds.  Euro Disney.  WalMart.  We fought some war for you once, when the Japanese invaded you.  And THIS is how you repay us?

You know we love you for all that, but we want it all. Our Way™. Slow fast-food, pro-semite disney. We don't have walmart in Norway. We even kicked out Lidl.

Who is Lidl?  Is she related to Bjork?
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 09:06:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:00:31 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:56:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:52:46 PM
The Europeans took it.

I fucking knew it.  And why?  You have no use for it.

It's just plain selfishness, I say.

What Guru Coyote said.
Also, if it's American™, we want a piece of the pie.

And after all we've done for you.

You've said it yourself. We are egoistic, communist individualists.

We gave you McDonalds.  Euro Disney.  WalMart.  We fought some war for you once, when the Japanese invaded you.  And THIS is how you repay us?

You know we love you for all that, but we want it all. Our Way™. Slow fast-food, pro-semite disney. We don't have walmart in Norway. We even kicked out Lidl.

And after we saved you from the Vietnamese, you REJECT Walmart?
Fucking communists the lot of you.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:06:50 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 09:06:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:00:31 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:56:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:52:46 PM
The Europeans took it.

I fucking knew it.  And why?  You have no use for it.

It's just plain selfishness, I say.

What Guru Coyote said.
Also, if it's American™, we want a piece of the pie.

And after all we've done for you.

You've said it yourself. We are egoistic, communist individualists.

We gave you McDonalds.  Euro Disney.  WalMart.  We fought some war for you once, when the Japanese invaded you.  And THIS is how you repay us?

You know we love you for all that, but we want it all. Our Way™. Slow fast-food, pro-semite disney. We don't have walmart in Norway. We even kicked out Lidl.

Who is Lidl?  Is she related to Bjork?

Walmart, Nazi-style.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 09:12:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:06:50 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 09:06:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:00:31 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:56:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:52:46 PM
The Europeans took it.

I fucking knew it.  And why?  You have no use for it.

It's just plain selfishness, I say.

What Guru Coyote said.
Also, if it's American™, we want a piece of the pie.

And after all we've done for you.

You've said it yourself. We are egoistic, communist individualists.

We gave you McDonalds.  Euro Disney.  WalMart.  We fought some war for you once, when the Japanese invaded you.  And THIS is how you repay us?

You know we love you for all that, but we want it all. Our Way™. Slow fast-food, pro-semite disney. We don't have walmart in Norway. We even kicked out Lidl.

Who is Lidl?  Is she related to Bjork?

Walmart, Nazi-style.

WalMart IS Nazi-style.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 09:12:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:06:50 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 09:06:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:00:31 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:56:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:52:46 PM
The Europeans took it.

I fucking knew it.  And why?  You have no use for it.

It's just plain selfishness, I say.

What Guru Coyote said.
Also, if it's American™, we want a piece of the pie.

And after all we've done for you.

You've said it yourself. We are egoistic, communist individualists.

We gave you McDonalds.  Euro Disney.  WalMart.  We fought some war for you once, when the Japanese invaded you.  And THIS is how you repay us?

You know we love you for all that, but we want it all. Our Way™. Slow fast-food, pro-semite disney. We don't have walmart in Norway. We even kicked out Lidl.

Who is Lidl?  Is she related to Bjork?

Walmart, Nazi-style.

WalMart IS Nazi-style.   :lulz:

:lulz:

But Walmart ain't German!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 09:16:23 PM
But Walmart ain't German!

Neither are most Nazis, these days.   :lulz:

On the other hand, we're up to our assholes in 'em.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:17:09 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 09:16:23 PM
But Walmart ain't German!
On the other hand, we're up to our assholes in 'em.

Germans or Nazis? Both?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 09:17:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:17:09 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 09:16:23 PM
But Walmart ain't German!
On the other hand, we're up to our assholes in 'em.

Germans or Nazis? Both?

Um, I answered that in the part of my post you didn't quote.
Molon Lube

Triple Zero

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:56:29 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 19, 2012, 08:55:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 08:52:46 PM
The Europeans took it.

I fucking knew it.  And why?  You have no use for it.

It's just plain selfishness, I say.

To market Ikea brand Lutefisk and other sordid and immoral products on an unsuspecting and innocent AmericaTM

They only need SOME data for that.  They don't have NEEDS like we Americans™ have.  They have wants.

They shouldn't have gotten my UNLIMITED DATA.

:tgrr:

No European is willing to admit this but ... we needed your UNLIMITED DATA to pull off that Wikileaks stunt.

That's how you can tell we took it, instead of making our own. It was all American data.



Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 09:06:50 PM
Who is Lidl?  Is she related to Bjork?

:lulz:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.