Give me ambiguity or give me something else!

[EK WAFFLR]

But Walmart ain't German!

On the other hand, we're up to our assholes in 'em.

Germans or Nazis? Both?

Um, I answered that in the part of my post you didn't quote.

Oh yeah. We Europeans aren't as smart as we look you know.

[Doktor Howl]

But Walmart ain't German!

On the other hand, we're up to our assholes in 'em.

Germans or Nazis? Both?

Um, I answered that in the part of my post you didn't quote.

Oh yeah. We Europeans aren't as smart as we look you know.

Oh, but you are.  You can't fool me with your brains and your "educations" (spit).

[Cain]

I hear Japan has UNLIMITED DATA.

For purposes involving unlimited schoogirls and unlimited numbers of naughty tentacles.

[EK WAFFLR]

But Walmart ain't German!

On the other hand, we're up to our assholes in 'em.

Germans or Nazis? Both?

Um, I answered that in the part of my post you didn't quote.

Oh yeah. We Europeans aren't as smart as we look you know.

Oh, but you are.  You can't fool me with your brains and your "educations" (spit).

It's only a clever ruse. We all aspire to be just as stupid as americans are portrayed.

[Doktor Howl]

But Walmart ain't German!

On the other hand, we're up to our assholes in 'em.

Germans or Nazis? Both?

Um, I answered that in the part of my post you didn't quote.

Oh yeah. We Europeans aren't as smart as we look you know.

Oh, but you are.  You can't fool me with your brains and your "educations" (spit).

It's only a clever ruse. We all aspire to be just as stupid as americans are portrayed.

Portrayed? 

Totally serious, here:  On average, Americans are the DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH.  Mostly because we've had it too good for too long.

[EK WAFFLR]

But Walmart ain't German!

On the other hand, we're up to our assholes in 'em.

Germans or Nazis? Both?

Um, I answered that in the part of my post you didn't quote.

Oh yeah. We Europeans aren't as smart as we look you know.

Oh, but you are.  You can't fool me with your brains and your "educations" (spit).

It's only a clever ruse. We all aspire to be just as stupid as americans are portrayed.

Portrayed? 

Totally serious, here:  On average, Americans are the DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH.  Mostly because we've had it too good for too long.

I was trying to be nice.
And Eurpoeans are following the trend. In norway, 65% of the people believe an old kook can see the future and heal cancer.

[Doktor Howl]

I was trying to be nice.
And Eurpoeans are following the trend. In norway, 65% of the people believe an old kook can see the future and heal cancer.

L Ron Hubbard? 

Anyway, our dumbness is a cultural thing, and it's driven into peoples' heads from the cradle to the grave.  "We're #1!", they wheeze from their Rascal scooters, as they watch CNN footage of 18 year old kids shooting people 10,000 miles from home, for reasons that nobody can properly explain.

We have this superiority complex that is based on three things:

1)  Our invincibility.  Because apparently, it was our good planning that put an ocean on either side of us.
2)  Using our children as weapons to make 1% of our population even more grotesquely wealthy than they already are.
3)  Our weird-ass image of other nations as somehow being unable to manage their own affairs.

Americans see themselves as "rugged individualists".  What most actually are is "morbidly obese helpless slobs who exist only due to the efforts of the government they screech about."

[Don Coyote]

I was trying to be nice.
And Eurpoeans are following the trend. In norway, 65% of the people believe an old kook can see the future and heal cancer.

L Ron Hubbard? 

Anyway, our dumbness is a cultural thing, and it's driven into peoples' heads from the cradle to the grave.  "We're #1!", they wheeze from their Rascal scooters, as they watch CNN footage of 18 year old kids shooting people 10,000 miles from home, for reasons that nobody can properly explain.

We have this superiority complex that is based on three things:

1)  Our invincibility.  Because apparently, it was our good planning that put an ocean on either side of us.
2)  Using our children as weapons to make 1% of our population even more grotesquely wealthy than they already are.
3)  Our weird-ass image of other nations as somehow being unable to manage their own affairs.

Americans see themselves as "rugged individualists".  What most actually are is "morbidly obese helpless slobs who exist only due to the efforts of the government they screech about."

More and more I feel myself sliding into PILLZ HERE^TM territory.

[EK WAFFLR]

No, an old Norwegian kook, named Joralf Gjerstad.

And, while I loathe the contempt for knowledge that runs rampant in Europe nowadays, I'm quite happy to not be in America. For the exact reasons you just mentioned. 

[Doktor Howl]

I was trying to be nice.
And Eurpoeans are following the trend. In norway, 65% of the people believe an old kook can see the future and heal cancer.

L Ron Hubbard? 

Anyway, our dumbness is a cultural thing, and it's driven into peoples' heads from the cradle to the grave.  "We're #1!", they wheeze from their Rascal scooters, as they watch CNN footage of 18 year old kids shooting people 10,000 miles from home, for reasons that nobody can properly explain.

We have this superiority complex that is based on three things:

1)  Our invincibility.  Because apparently, it was our good planning that put an ocean on either side of us.
2)  Using our children as weapons to make 1% of our population even more grotesquely wealthy than they already are.
3)  Our weird-ass image of other nations as somehow being unable to manage their own affairs.

Americans see themselves as "rugged individualists".  What most actually are is "morbidly obese helpless slobs who exist only due to the efforts of the government they screech about."

More and more I feel myself sliding into PILLZ HERE^TM territory.

Sanity is no way to run a human.

[Doktor Howl]

No, an old Norwegian kook, named Joralf Gjerstad.

Have to look that up.

And, while I loathe the contempt for knowledge that runs rampant in Europe nowadays, I'm quite happy to not be in America. For the exact reasons you just mentioned. 

It's even worse than it appears.

[EK WAFFLR]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joralf_Gjerstad

[Doktor Howl]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joralf_Gjerstad

Um.

He has also written several autobiographies

[EK WAFFLR]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joralf_Gjerstad

Um.

He has also written several autobiographies

His SIXTH autobiography is coming this summer. He's written EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM since 2003.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joralf_Gjerstad

Um.

He has also written several autobiographies

His SIXTH autobiography is coming this summer. He's written EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM since 2003.

Gotta love these people.