Rant #2 (or Why I Hate Each and Every One of You #2)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You guys are funny.  But probably not for the reasons that you think you are.  But also for the reasons you think you are.  Carry on.

And you are outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

So he is the Jem of wannabe trolls?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

ALSO⁴
:chekov:
WHERE THE SHITCOCKING ASSSTAINS IS THE CHEKOV EMOTICON!!!!!!!!!!!

Will this do?

That's excellent!

[Don Coyote]

I hate you Twambo.

[NewSpag]

I have to say, I'm loving the character you guys are creating for me.  When you guys tell me what I am it saves me the trouble of deciding for myself.  Which is the point of Discordia amirite? 

[Don Coyote]

Stop fitting into the preexisting mold of those who came before you and you will stop finding yourself placed in it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I hate you Twambo.

That's an old one too!

Anyway, I'm going to use all of those names at some point. Maybe go through the list.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

He's gonna tell us what the REALLY REAL point of REALLY REAL Discordia is. 

[Phox]

Meh, sorry guys, I just can't get it up for this one. I'm out. Good womp though, Twid. I DEMAND MORE 80S CARTOON WOMPS.

[NewSpag]

Stop fitting into the preexisting mold of those who came before you and you will stop finding yourself placed in it.

What's wrong with fitting into a mold?  Fitting into a mold makes mass production a fairly simple task.   

[Don Coyote]

Meh, sorry guys, I just can't get it up for this one. I'm out. Good womp though, Twid. I DEMAND MORE 80S CARTOON WOMPS.

Me too. Imma go back to trolling this dude about armor in a video game.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Who do you think I am, your mommy? You're not my problem. Think for yourself.

[Freeky]

 

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

The answer is simple: Because you (or at least most of you) are cowards and closet gray faces.  That's right, I went there.  When is the last time any of you guys caused any REAL discord (defined here as: strife and chaos).  Uh huh.  Uh huh.  Very good.  So if you're out there spreading all this chaos then WHY THE FUCK have I never once met a single other Discordian?  You'd think that with all of your FABULOUS antics Discordian philosophy would be spreading like wildfire right?  Oh wait, I forgot, you guys haven't done SHIT.  You sit on your asses and play word games with each other on a forum in a constant verbal circle jerk. 

Yes, popularity = success, you know what we do offline, and we've never run across a Really Real Discordian troll before.

[NewSpag]

I think some of you may be missing the joke?  Either that or I'm missing YOUR jokes.  The only thing I can say for sure is that we'll definitely maybe come to some sort of ununderstanding in past and future transmissions.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I think some of you may be missing the joke?  Either that or I'm missing YOUR jokes.  The only thing I can say for sure is that we'll definitely maybe come to some sort of ununderstanding in past and future transmissions.

May butts be upon you.