ATTN: Ewe People

[Doktor Howl]

Also, I gotta ask you, RWHN...You want to keep this up?  I mean, if I know that each and everything I write is going to get chewed up by RWHN's butthurt, I'll just say fuck it, and go at it with you hammer and tongs.

So, I'm gonna ask you one more time...How far do you want to go down this road?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Nope, she sticks to trashing reputations, like she did with me, like she did with Cram, like she did with TTM, like she did with PurpleEris, anyone she doesn't like.  She doesn't get threads, she gets personal.  Good on you for sticking up for that. 

I'm done with you, think what you want.  I won't lose any sleep over it.

Dude, you're coming off like Khara's pet parrot.

[Doktor Howl]

Nope, she sticks to trashing reputations, like she did with me, like she did with Cram, like she did with TTM, like she did with PurpleEris, anyone she doesn't like.  She doesn't get threads, she gets personal.  Good on you for sticking up for that. 

I'm done with you, think what you want.  I won't lose any sleep over it.

Dude, you're coming off like Khara's pet parrot.

Well, everyone knows that Nigel is the root of all evil, and I am her henchman.

Muhaha, and all that shit.

Thing is, after this week, I see no reason to write anything at least until this shit is put to bed.  So it's all-brawling, all day, until this shit gets resolved.  I have no intention of sweating out another rant just so he can shit on it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nope, she sticks to trashing reputations, like she did with me, like she did with Cram, like she did with TTM, like she did with PurpleEris, anyone she doesn't like.  She doesn't get threads, she gets personal.  Good on you for sticking up for that. 

I'm done with you, think what you want.  I won't lose any sleep over it.

I questioned your credentials, which is certainly no less than you did with my friend. You refused to so much as say what degree you have, and yet, even so, I opted to take Kai's word for it when he said you have a degree that qualifies you to be an expert in drug prevention. Cram? I called him on two things he actually did and said. I showed where he did the one thing and said the other. He had the option of saying "Yeah, that's not cool and I'll be more concientious", but instead he bailed without addressing it.

And TTM 

He called me a slut, among other things, and vowed to drive me off the board. For no reason that I can recall other than that I bored him. You really want to align yourself with that? Go for it. I think you're a fairly shitty human being already, it's not like you can go much lower. It's gotta be a pretty lonely life, being you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, and Purple Eris... what reputation? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nope, she sticks to trashing reputations, like she did with me, like she did with Cram, like she did with TTM, like she did with PurpleEris, anyone she doesn't like.  She doesn't get threads, she gets personal.  Good on you for sticking up for that. 

I'm done with you, think what you want.  I won't lose any sleep over it.

Dude, you're coming off like Khara's pet parrot.

Well, everyone knows that Nigel is the root of all evil, and I am her henchman.

Muhaha, and all that shit.

Thing is, after this week, I see no reason to write anything at least until this shit is put to bed.  So it's all-brawling, all day, until this shit gets resolved.  I have no intention of sweating out another rant just so he can shit on it.

I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON

AND ROGER DOES MY BIDDING AND USES HIS MIND-LAZORS TO MAKE BAD THINGS HAPPEN

OR SOMETHING.

There's no way any two people can agree on stuff without it being some kind of nefarious conspiracy

hell, ECH and 000 and Cain are probably in on it. Just because. I mean, they're Terrible People too, aren't they?

Terrible People with Bad Judgement who have been hoodwinked by my abrasively seductive personality and irritating habit of contradicting them into working for the forces of EVUL just because. Of. Um. My powerful charm-rays?

Yes. Yes, that's it! I am so clearly terribly wrong about everything and everyone, and I have tricked people into agreeing with me with my CHARM RAYS! They're homeopathic; it's actually just an extremely diluted version of annoyance rays.

[Doktor Howl]

Nope, she sticks to trashing reputations, like she did with me, like she did with Cram, like she did with TTM, like she did with PurpleEris, anyone she doesn't like.  She doesn't get threads, she gets personal.  Good on you for sticking up for that. 

I'm done with you, think what you want.  I won't lose any sleep over it.

Dude, you're coming off like Khara's pet parrot.

Well, everyone knows that Nigel is the root of all evil, and I am her henchman.

Muhaha, and all that shit.

Thing is, after this week, I see no reason to write anything at least until this shit is put to bed.  So it's all-brawling, all day, until this shit gets resolved.  I have no intention of sweating out another rant just so he can shit on it.

I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON

AND ROGER DOES MY BIDDING AND USES HIS MIND-LAZORS TO MAKE BAD THINGS HAPPEN

OR SOMETHING.

There's no way any two people can agree on stuff without it being some kind of nefarious conspiracy

hell, ECH and 000 and Cain are probably in on it. Just because. I mean, they're Terrible People too, aren't they?

Terrible People with Bad Judgement who have been hoodwinked by my abrasively seductive personality and irritating habit of contradicting them into working for the forces of EVUL just because. Of. Um. My powerful charm-rays?

Yes. Yes, that's it! I am so clearly terribly wrong about everything and everyone, and I have tricked people into agreeing with me with my CHARM RAYS! They're homeopathic; it's actually just an extremely diluted version of annoyance rays.

Personally, I have been a helpless & willing slave of Nigelcorp since she came down to visit.  It's the pheremones, see, they DIG INTO THE FRONTAL LOBES OF YOUR BRAIN and you CAN'T HELP YOURSELF.

I AM NIGEL.  I AM LEGION.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's all the contradicting. It lulls people into merging with The Nigel.

[Doktor Howl]

It's all the contradicting. It lulls people into merging with The Nigel.

Didn't take right, though.  My boobs grew out of my knees.  I keep tripping on my bra.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's all the contradicting. It lulls people into merging with The Nigel.

Didn't take right, though.  My boobs grew out of my knees.  I keep tripping on my bra.

It's more convenient for feeding toddlers, though. You should crank a few out.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

NIGEL IS THE MASTERMIND WHO CONTROLS DOK, AND DOK CONTROLS THE CULT OF ROGER

WHEN WE AGREE WITH EITHER OF THEM OR CEDE A POINT WE WERE TRYING TO MAKE, IS IT BECAUSE THEY WERE CORRECT?
BECAUSE THEY SOMEHOW PROVOKED US TO SEE A SITUATION FROM ANOTHER ANGLE, OR POINTED OUT A FLAW IN OUR LOGIC, OR PROVIDED SOME FRESH INFORMATION?

OH HO, FOOLISH CABBAGES! HOW YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED!  IT'S THEIR NEFARIOUS MIND CONTROL CULT BRAINWASHING!

SOME HAVE TRIED TO LEAVE THE CULT.

"NIGEL TAKES IT IRL"

"NIGEL WILL TRASH YOUR REPUTATION"

THE TENTACLES OF NIGELCORP ARE OMNISCIENT, OMNIPRESENT AND UPPITY.

DID YOU SEE HER SIG? THIS WOMAN WEARS MOTHER TERESA'S SKULL.

RUN. RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND DON'T STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE SAFETY OF A DESOLATE RV PARK IN THE DESERT WHERE YOU CAN GO COMPLETELY BONKERS.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

NIGEL IS THE MASTERMIND WHO CONTROLS DOK, AND DOK CONTROLS THE CULT OF ROGER

WHEN WE AGREE WITH EITHER OF THEM OR CEDE A POINT WE WERE TRYING TO MAKE, IS IT BECAUSE THEY WERE CORRECT?
BECAUSE THEY SOMEHOW PROVOKED US TO SEE A SITUATION FROM ANOTHER ANGLE, OR POINTED OUT A FLAW IN OUR LOGIC, OR PROVIDED SOME FRESH INFORMATION?

OH HO, FOOLISH CABBAGES! HOW YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED!  IT'S THEIR NEFARIOUS MIND CONTROL CULT BRAINWASHING!

SOME HAVE TRIED TO LEAVE THE CULT.

"NIGEL TAKES IT IRL"

"NIGEL WILL TRASH YOUR REPUTATION"

THE TENTACLES OF NIGELCORP ARE OMNISCIENT, OMNIPRESENT AND UPPITY.

DID YOU SEE HER SIG? THIS WOMAN WEARS MOTHER TERESA'S SKULL.

RUN. RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND DON'T STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE SAFETY OF A DESOLATE RV PARK IN THE DESERT WHERE YOU CAN GO COMPLETELY BONKERS.

ALL WHO AGREE WITH THE WICKED NIGEL ARE SIMPLY SQUISHY-MINDED PAWNS, BOWING TO THE MIGHTY POWERS OF MY THIRST FOR CORRUPTION!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

As if you aren't intelligent people who make up your own minds. Also, as if we haven't totally had arguments, sometimes quite heated ones.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

NIGEL IS THE MASTERMIND WHO CONTROLS DOK, AND DOK CONTROLS THE CULT OF ROGER

WHEN WE AGREE WITH EITHER OF THEM OR CEDE A POINT WE WERE TRYING TO MAKE, IS IT BECAUSE THEY WERE CORRECT?
BECAUSE THEY SOMEHOW PROVOKED US TO SEE A SITUATION FROM ANOTHER ANGLE, OR POINTED OUT A FLAW IN OUR LOGIC, OR PROVIDED SOME FRESH INFORMATION?

OH HO, FOOLISH CABBAGES! HOW YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED!  IT'S THEIR NEFARIOUS MIND CONTROL CULT BRAINWASHING!

SOME HAVE TRIED TO LEAVE THE CULT.

"NIGEL TAKES IT IRL"

"NIGEL WILL TRASH YOUR REPUTATION"

THE TENTACLES OF NIGELCORP ARE OMNISCIENT, OMNIPRESENT AND UPPITY.

DID YOU SEE HER SIG? THIS WOMAN WEARS MOTHER TERESA'S SKULL.

RUN. RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND DON'T STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE SAFETY OF A DESOLATE RV PARK IN THE DESERT WHERE YOU CAN GO COMPLETELY BONKERS.

ALL WHO AGREE WITH THE WICKED NIGEL ARE SIMPLY SQUISHY-MINDED PAWNS, BOWING TO THE MIGHTY POWERS OF MY THIRST FOR CORRUPTION!!!

I DON'T REMEMBER WRITING THAT POST!  I WAS SITTING HERE EATING A FRUIT SALAD AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW IT WAS THREE HOURS LATER! SHE MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!!

[Don Coyote]

As if you aren't intelligent people who make up your own minds. Also, as if we haven't totally had arguments, sometimes quite heated ones.

Ya I mean I never ever ever EVER got into a stupid with Roger over my own stupidity. I have always been his dutiful thrall.