OH, Arizona!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So what youre saying pent is that i should schedule a return to scotland sooner rather than later?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Everyone should schedule a return to Scotland (even people who have never set foot on it) ASA-f'kin-P! Scotland is the bona fide center of the universe. Why the fuck would anyone want to be anywhere else? 

[Cain]

When a man is tired of Scotland, he is tired of a rain-sodden land of drunken belligerents with a poor grasp of the English language.

[P3nT4gR4m]

That's what I'm saying! how could anyone ever tire of that?

[Don Coyote]

The one time I was in Scotland is was sunny. I was disappoint.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Scotland reminds me of ireland but with bigger hills and weirder accents. I loved it there. Spend my 23rd birthday in inverness.

[Cain]

The one time I was in Scotland is was sunny. I was disappoint.

You weren't in Scotland.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh and the irish dudes with funnier accents also occasionally wear skirts.

[Don Coyote]

The one time I was in Scotland is was sunny. I was disappoint.

You weren't in Scotland.

I was in Bizzaro-Scotland?

I WANT MY SUMMER TRIP REFUNDED

[P3nT4gR4m]

Glen Etive 10:00am last month

[Don Coyote]

I take this as proof that not only is Pent a Scottishman, but also that he is from Bizzaro-Scottishland and is therefore even more deviant than "normal" Scots.

[P3nT4gR4m]

 

[Triple Zero]

Glen Etive 10:00am last month

Is Scotland always bent out of shape like that or just your presence putting strain on Euclidean geometry?

[P3nT4gR4m]

I repel everything, including light.

[Triple Zero]

I repel everything, including light.

Do you ... repel without a caustic?