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Started by The Johnny, May 14, 2012, 07:10:50 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#60
May 15, 2012, 07:58:23 PM
So what youre saying pent is that i should schedule a return to scotland sooner rather than later?
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#61
May 15, 2012, 10:09:33 PM
Everyone should schedule a return to Scotland (even people who have never set foot on it) ASA-f'kin-P! Scotland is the bona fide center of the universe. Why the fuck would anyone want to be anywhere else?  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Cain

#62
May 15, 2012, 10:11:26 PM
When a man is tired of Scotland, he is tired of a rain-sodden land of drunken belligerents with a poor grasp of the English language.

P3nT4gR4m

#63
May 15, 2012, 10:12:59 PM
That's what I'm saying! how could anyone ever tire of that?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Don Coyote

#64
May 15, 2012, 10:13:53 PM
The one time I was in Scotland is was sunny. I was disappoint.

Nephew Twiddleton

#65
May 15, 2012, 10:18:16 PM
Scotland reminds me of ireland but with bigger hills and weirder accents. I loved it there. Spend my 23rd birthday in inverness.
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Cain

#66
May 15, 2012, 10:19:17 PM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 15, 2012, 10:13:53 PM
The one time I was in Scotland is was sunny. I was disappoint.

You weren't in Scotland.

Nephew Twiddleton

#67
May 15, 2012, 10:19:29 PM
Oh and the irish dudes with funnier accents also occasionally wear skirts.
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Don Coyote

#68
May 15, 2012, 10:22:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 15, 2012, 10:19:17 PM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 15, 2012, 10:13:53 PM
The one time I was in Scotland is was sunny. I was disappoint.

You weren't in Scotland.

I was in Bizzaro-Scotland? :?

I WANT MY SUMMER TRIP REFUNDED :argh!: :argh!:

P3nT4gR4m

#69
May 15, 2012, 10:33:03 PM
Glen Etive 10:00am last month


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Don Coyote

#70
May 15, 2012, 10:37:07 PM
I take this as proof that not only is Pent a Scottishman, but also that he is from Bizzaro-Scottishland and is therefore even more deviant than "normal" Scots.

P3nT4gR4m

#71
May 15, 2012, 11:01:41 PM
 :thanks:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#72
May 15, 2012, 11:07:19 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 15, 2012, 10:33:03 PM
Glen Etive 10:00am last month



Is Scotland always bent out of shape like that or just your presence putting strain on Euclidean geometry?
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P3nT4gR4m

#73
May 15, 2012, 11:09:43 PM
I repel everything, including light. 8)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#74
May 15, 2012, 11:50:38 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 15, 2012, 11:09:43 PM
I repel everything, including light. 8)

Do you ... repel without a caustic?
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