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All of you are wrong about everything

Started by Golden Applesauce, June 12, 2012, 05:12:30 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
June 12, 2012, 09:48:21 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 12, 2012, 09:46:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:44:48 PM
Salt in the coffee creamer.

Again.

I put salt in my coffee....

I put my shoes on the wrong feet...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#31
June 12, 2012, 09:50:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:48:21 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 12, 2012, 09:46:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:44:48 PM
Salt in the coffee creamer.

Again.

I put salt in my coffee....

I put my shoes on the wrong feet...

I'm going to start putting salt in my beer...

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
June 12, 2012, 09:51:44 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 12, 2012, 09:50:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:48:21 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 12, 2012, 09:46:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:44:48 PM
Salt in the coffee creamer.

Again.

I put salt in my coffee....

I put my shoes on the wrong feet...

I'm going to start putting salt in my beer...

You done fucked the duet up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#34
June 12, 2012, 10:06:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:44:48 PM
Salt in the coffee creamer.

Again.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#35
June 12, 2012, 10:11:01 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#36
June 12, 2012, 10:11:36 PM
Opinion: Pizza is better after a day in the fridge.
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Forsooth

#37
June 12, 2012, 10:20:14 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 10:11:36 PM
Opinion: Pizza is better after a day in the fridge.

my significant-womanthing insists that cold day-old pizza is completely unedible

just means there's more deliciousness for me

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
June 12, 2012, 10:21:04 PM
Quote from: Forsooth on June 12, 2012, 10:20:14 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 10:11:36 PM
Opinion: Pizza is better after a day in the fridge.

my significant-womanthing insists that cold day-old pizza is completely unedible

just means there's more deliciousness for me

Your woman is defective.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#39
June 12, 2012, 10:24:08 PM
Pizza is best after a night out on the coffee table, on the condition that you don't have roaches.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 12, 2012, 10:06:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:44:48 PM
Salt in the coffee creamer.

Again.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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My people!

They love me!

But are you sure that's confetti and rose petals they're throwing?  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
June 12, 2012, 10:25:32 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 12, 2012, 10:24:08 PM
Pizza is best after a night out on the coffee table, on the condition that you don't have roaches.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 12, 2012, 10:06:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:44:48 PM
Salt in the coffee creamer.

Again.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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My people!

They love me!

But are you sure that's confetti and rose petals they're throwing?  :lulz:

Obviously.

It's kinda heavy, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#41
June 12, 2012, 10:29:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:25:32 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 12, 2012, 10:24:08 PM
Pizza is best after a night out on the coffee table, on the condition that you don't have roaches.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 12, 2012, 10:06:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:44:48 PM
Salt in the coffee creamer.

Again.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Reactions?

My people!

They love me!

But are you sure that's confetti and rose petals they're throwing?  :lulz:

Obviously.

It's kinda heavy, though.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
June 12, 2012, 10:30:30 PM
TAKE IT OUT OF THE BIG HEAVY CANS BEFORE THROWING, PLEASE!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#43
June 12, 2012, 10:33:26 PM
If they're not throwing chairs yet, they need more HOLYTM.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
June 12, 2012, 10:34:55 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 12, 2012, 10:33:26 PM
If they're not throwing chairs yet, they need more HOLYTM.

Fortunately, my pance are chock full o' Holy™, and I'm working late.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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