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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #750 on: November 05, 2013, 02:05:27 pm »
I hate new people.

Why do they come here? What do they want from me?

Revolver > Sgt Peppers.

Rubber Soul > Revolver

Aftermath > The Beatles

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #751 on: November 05, 2013, 02:06:56 pm »
EVERYTHING > The Beatles.

911 > The Beatles.
The Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse > The Beatles.
The great plague pandemics > The Beatles.
Justin Beiber > The Beatles.
Nickleback > The Beatles.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #753 on: November 05, 2013, 03:28:52 pm »
The Boston Molasses disaster > The Beatles.
A mouthful of Jenkem > The Beatles.
Ashlee Simpson > The Beatles.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #754 on: November 05, 2013, 03:42:31 pm »
Also the Deaf community, and Ancient Egypt.

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #755 on: November 05, 2013, 03:57:16 pm »
The Boston Molasses disaster > The Beatles.
A mouthful of Jenkem > The Beatles.
Ashlee Simpson > The Beatles.


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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #756 on: November 05, 2013, 04:19:28 pm »
The Boston Molasses disaster > The Beatles.
A mouthful of Jenkem > The Beatles.
Ashlee Simpson > The Beatles.

In fairness, there's not a lot will beat a mouthful of Jenkem
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #757 on: November 12, 2013, 06:31:48 pm »
This probably isn't the smartest thing I've ever done.

But I'm back.

Hello everybody

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #758 on: November 12, 2013, 06:32:38 pm »
This probably isn't the smartest thing I've ever done.

But I'm back.

Hello everybody

Oh, hey.  We still have the mind control lasers firmly trained on the board members, so fair warning.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #759 on: November 12, 2013, 06:34:54 pm »
I'm hoping that won't be a problem any more.

Thanks for the warning, I'd kind of guessed as much, thanks tho Roger

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #760 on: November 15, 2013, 06:51:37 pm »
I hate new people.

Why do they come here? What do they want from me?
We come here because you keep telling us to and we want to see pictures of your rectal tattoos and thus learn the secrets of the Good Reverend

In lieu of a normal introduction I have replied to the following thread http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,35804.15.html here you will find a fairly typical though highly improbable selection of "things I'm likely to say" during my time here

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #761 on: November 15, 2013, 06:54:26 pm »
We come here because you keep telling us to and we want to see pictures of your rectal tattoos and thus learn the secrets of the Good Reverend

Oh, great.  How fucking exciting, another TGRR stalker.  Look, just take a number, okay?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #762 on: November 15, 2013, 07:06:55 pm »
way ahead of you buddy,
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by my calculations I should be prying into that sweet sweet ass sometime in the next couple of days/years
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #763 on: November 15, 2013, 07:07:22 pm »
way ahead of you buddy,
Official Ticket Number: 32859
by my calculations I should be prying into that sweet sweet ass sometime in the next couple of days/years

Thanks, Poptard. 

You bore me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #764 on: November 15, 2013, 07:21:59 pm »
geez that was quick, I haven't even said anything yet
if you change your mind I'll be in the corner crying quietly
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