Dating and Sex for Bipeds

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Do NOT tell her you've been logged into PD.com for 63 days.  This will NOT impress her.

Unless she is Aini, in which case... jesus.

184 days, and that's just under this account.

If that doesn't impress the ladies, what will?

[hooplala]

Do NOT tell her you've been logged into PD.com for 63 days.  This will NOT impress her.

Unless she is Aini, in which case... jesus.

184 days, and that's just under this account.

If that doesn't impress the ladies, what will?

See, 184 days in an achievement... 63 days, though... embarrassing.

[standvast]

DON'T bombard your date with info you dug up on them on the intehwebs.

I'd almost think that would go without saying.

So did I , 'till this dude i know decided it was a viable tactic.   she wasn't flattered.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

DON'T bombard your date with info you dug up on them on the intehwebs.

I'd almost think that would go without saying.

So did I , 'till this dude i know decided it was a viable tactic.   she wasn't flattered.

That's an understatement.  He's lucky he didn't get a restraining order nailed to his head by the local cops.

[standvast]

We are in the heart of Belgium. The cops were out for waffles.

[Freeky]

Don't keep talking if it's obvious the other person doesn't want to listen to you (they themselves dominate the conversation, messing with phone, scoffing at things you say and providing a similar but MOAR personal experience, etc.)  Like DOUR said, just leave.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Think of a date like a job interview: if you look like you're unemployed, you won't get one.

[Freeky]

Think of a date like a job interview: if you look like you're unemployed, you won't get one.

This is not self explanatory. Expand?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Think of a date like a job interview: if you look like you're unemployed, you won't get one.

This is not self explanatory. Expand?

People do not enjoy dating bums, or people who look like they were recently bums, or may in the near future become bums. Not because bums aren't sexy (in fact bums comprise roughly 70% of the sex-getting population, and enjoy a higher socio-sexual crossover rate to other denominations of human than most other minorities), but because bums are broke. And in this economy, chances are your date is already approaching broke already. The point is that you should dress nice, and look like you're in charge of your finances, even if that's a damn dirty lie and you have to take out a second mortgage on your refrigerator box just to finance a bottle of cheap wine and a ticket to The Godfather Part III in your buddy's mom's basement.

This is terrible advice if you want a meaningful relationship, but anyone who's reading a sex and dating advice guide created by Discordians deserves what they get.

[Freeky]

Ah.

[LMNO]

Think of a date like a job interview: if you look like you're unemployed, you won't get one.

This is not self explanatory. Expand?

People do not enjoy dating bums, or people who look like they were recently bums, or may in the near future become bums. Not because bums aren't sexy (in fact bums comprise roughly 70% of the sex-getting population, and enjoy a higher socio-sexual crossover rate to other denominations of human than most other minorities), but because bums are broke. And in this economy, chances are your date is already approaching broke already. The point is that you should dress nice, and look like you're in charge of your finances, even if that's a damn dirty lie and you have to take out a second mortgage on your refrigerator box just to finance a bottle of cheap wine and a ticket to The Godfather Part III in your buddy's mom's basement.

This is terrible advice if you want a meaningful relationship, but anyone who's reading a sex and dating advice guide created by Discordians deserves what they get.

In reviewing the reasons for starting this thread, I find the above post FAIL.

V3x, please review the word "biped" in the thread title, and reconsider your post.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Think of a date like a job interview: if you look like you're unemployed, you won't get one.

This is not self explanatory. Expand?

People do not enjoy dating bums, or people who look like they were recently bums, or may in the near future become bums. Not because bums aren't sexy (in fact bums comprise roughly 70% of the sex-getting population, and enjoy a higher socio-sexual crossover rate to other denominations of human than most other minorities), but because bums are broke. And in this economy, chances are your date is already approaching broke already. The point is that you should dress nice, and look like you're in charge of your finances, even if that's a damn dirty lie and you have to take out a second mortgage on your refrigerator box just to finance a bottle of cheap wine and a ticket to The Godfather Part III in your buddy's mom's basement.

This is terrible advice if you want a meaningful relationship, but anyone who's reading a sex and dating advice guide created by Discordians deserves what they get.

In reviewing the reasons for starting this thread, I find the above post FAIL.

V3x, please review the word "biped" in the thread title, and reconsider your post.

I realize that everyone is being all "serious and straightforward and no funny business" with their contributions to this thread, but that doesn't mean that's what I'm doing. In fact I'm really tired of Discordianism that's too smart to make me giggle like an idiot, but that's a different story.

Bottom line for THIS post is: People are not always as dumb as you think they are, and are likely to translate even a fairly complex, abstract idea relatively accurately without always holding their hand. The tongue-in-cheek nature of my explanation is clearly not meant to be SERIOUS, for fuck's sake. The resulting idea is that "bending over backwards to look richer than you are is stupid," but that means asking the reader to form connections and conclusions on his own, which is a no-no these days.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My opinion is that anyone needing dating advice that would take Vex's totally over the top posts as serious doesn't need to be wading around in the gene pool anyway.

And while I've been enjoying the recent threads, I also have to say that if we can't joke about this shit, then we've all put on uniforms of our own.

[LMNO]

Fine.  Me -->

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fine.  Me -->

OH YEAH?

ME ---> 

DOUR,
Dumber than ALL of you fuckers.