Dating and Sex for Bipeds

[The Johnny]

I propose a mental experiment while reading this thread:

Think about to which kind of people you would appeal to, by doing the opposite of the advice given in this thread. 

[The Johnny]

For example, going back to OP page 1:

Ninja kissing might be a succesful move, but only with women that are very passive and dont take charge of their involvement in the developtment of the relationship, possibly with some self esteem problems.

[The Johnny]

Do talk about hateful and unfounded rumours about how the president is Kenyan and a socialist-

if you want a Teabagger for a lover.

[Freeky]

Do talk about hateful and unfounded rumours about how the president is Kenyan and a socialist-

if you want a Teabagger for a lover.

That's terrifying.

Continuing with the thought experiment, when told that you're creepy and unbalanced, turn up your intensity, because that'll show her you are really serious about her.  This might appeal to people who think stalking is the purest form of love expression.  They exist, I know one of them.

[LMNO]

If your date does something you disagree with, no matter how slight, begin to pout, and become withdrawn.  IMPORTANT: Do not say what's bothering you.  Continue this behavior until your date begins desperately doing whatever they can to please you.

[Freeky]

On the first date, sometime during the first ten minutes, talk about having children.  In the next ten minutes, enumerate qualities you've seen thus far in your date as being what you're looking for in a potential mate.  Declare your love for him/her, begin planning wedding registry.

This technique will work on about 1/3 of men over 30, and 1/2 over 35, on OKC, I don't know about the women.

[LMNO]

DATING TIP #793:  ANAL ON THE FIRST DATE.

[Freeky]

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

Do everything this person did. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Goofus worries that his date might be too drunk to give actual consent.

Gallant knows his frat brothers can intimidate her family if necessary.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Goofus worries that his date might be too drunk to give actual consent.

Gallant knows his frat brothers can intimidate her family if necessary.

Hilights? 

ETA: Needs crappy cartoons!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

DON'T bombard your date with info you dug up on them on the intehwebs.

I'd almost think that would go without saying.   

OH, YOU WOULD THINK. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like the serious and am glad we are all trying to build a better biped, but we can't all save the world at once so it's a good idea of some of us crank up the funny sometimes. 

I miss Cram for that. But I'm glad we have the funnymakers we do have.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Maybe a cultural thing but in scotland we pretty much always fuck on the first date. Sometimes we fuck before the first date. Other than that, yeah, I'd say most of the advice ITT will translate across the pond.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Maybe a cultural thing but in scotland we pretty much always fuck on the first date. Sometimes we fuck before the first date. Other than that, yeah, I'd say most of the advice ITT will translate across the pond.

The fucking usually comes before the dating in England too. Most of my relationships came after a shag, and then we had the chat about where it was going, or just hung out and fucked for a while until it became a relationship. Formal dating in the UK is usually as a result of being set up with someone or internet dating, unless you are uber religious. 

[P3nT4gR4m]

Maybe a cultural thing but in scotland we pretty much always fuck on the first date. Sometimes we fuck before the first date. Other than that, yeah, I'd say most of the advice ITT will translate across the pond.

The fucking usually comes before the dating in England too. Most of my relationships came after a shag, and then we had the chat about where it was going, or just hung out and fucked for a while until it became a relationship. Formal dating in the UK is usually as a result of being set up with someone or internet dating, unless you are uber religious.

Exactly. Wasn't sure about england. My only experience of dating an english person was when she came up to scotland for a shag and to see if we liked each other enough to date. It makes perfect sense to me - physical attraction comes first, then a relationship might happen if you're compatible. The - don't fuck on first date - thing always struck me as some some weird, contrived shit that only happened in american sitcoms by way of advancing the plot.