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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 25, 2011, 08:45:52 PM

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Telarus

#90
July 24, 2011, 06:41:47 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 24, 2011, 05:13:37 AM
Once, Nigel decided to have a pool party. They called it the Permian die-off.

:lulz: She warned them that some of the Dildos weren't waterproof. But some of the super-decadent sea life wouldn't have any of that.....
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The Good Reverend Roger

#91
September 26, 2012, 02:39:34 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on May 25, 2011, 08:45:52 PM
The very concept of walled cities was designed to protect towns from Nigel.  They added gates later on, when Nigel pointed out the obvious flaw in the design. 

Portland's biggest export is Nigel's boot.  IN YOUR ASS.

Bump.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#92
September 26, 2012, 07:45:51 AM
 :lulz:

I need to re-read this whole thing. And save it for posterity.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#93
September 30, 2012, 08:34:40 PM
Some dude stuck his fingers in Nigel's ears once.

A catastrophic tsunami hit Japan, causing a nuclear plant to fucking their shit.


COINCIDENCE?

Anna Mae Bollocks

#94
September 30, 2012, 08:40:32 PM
That isn't a picture of Nixon on Nigel's wall. It's a hunting trophy.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#95
September 30, 2012, 10:51:54 PM
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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