The (Not A Fucking Rant) Jihad Sermon

[saint aini]

If you omit about the first six thousand years of Jewish history, the first two thousand or so of Christianity and about the same for Islam, they look relatively peaceful.  Of course, you omit a lot, but all things are possible with their gods.

may as well omit all of jewish history.

wtg do they teach you kids in school these days?

And christian history

and islamic history.

[Horab Fibslager]

so you were saying who was peacefull where?

wowm, i hate to speak fo rhotsuma here, cuz i know it's his piece but


wow, way to pwn yourself n00b!

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

why would I want to wall off a country that I plan to invade later? that seems kinda self defeating...


geez...no response to the race-baiting post? I'm impressed...

If Hugh called this a crusade, I would have criticized the Christians, but he used an islamic term.

Jews have had their violent times, but if you omit the first few thousand years of thier existence, they seem rather peaceful.  In fact, if you omit a few thousand years from the history of any religion, the religion seems rather peaceful.

you really know nothing of judaism do you?

and agent graves, i find myself agreeign with you more and more. wtf?

are world veiws are momentarily lining up nothing more.

as a Christian buddhist agent of Eris i assure you that we will be disagreeing before to long.

no sweat off my back. It's really only natural.

now back to the struggle... um.. jihad.

[Horab Fibslager]

why would I want to wall off a country that I plan to invade later? that seems kinda self defeating...


geez...no response to the race-baiting post? I'm impressed...

If Hugh called this a crusade, I would have criticized the Christians, but he used an islamic term.

Jews have had their violent times, but if you omit the first few thousand years of thier existence, they seem rather peaceful.  In fact, if you omit a few thousand years from the history of any religion, the religion seems rather peaceful.

you really know nothing of judaism do you?

and agent graves, i find myself agreeign with you more and more. wtf?

are world veiws are momentarily lining up nothing more.

as a Christian buddhist agent of Eris i assure you that we will be disagreeing before to long.

no sweat off my back. It's really only natural.

now back to the struggle... um.. jihad.

ok good. iw as starting to get worried man. geez lousie fucking her brother jjahosephat.

[saint aini]

h0r4b,

j00 just don't get it...no religion has been peaceful.

just f--ing try to kill me.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

h0r4b,

j00 just don't get it...no religion has been peaceful.

you have never seen a practitioneer of the holy sacred religion.


the only way to be a member of the religion is to be peacful... if you are not peaceful then you are not a member... if a member acts in a non peaceful manner than they were never really a member.


I was never a member... and neither was the guy that started it.


but we are sure that a member exists some where just to prove the exception to the rule.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

If you omit about the first six thousand years of Jewish history, the first two thousand or so of Christianity and about the same for Islam, they look relatively peaceful.  Of course, you omit a lot, but all things are possible with their gods.

may as well omit all of jewish history.

wtg do they teach you kids in school these days?

Since when did Jews get six thousand years of history, eh? I mean I know their calender is like at 5000 and some change, but that prives nothing. Especially since archaeological evidence has them in Israel no more than 3500 years ago.

aini, you have failed to address any real DJ issues. You have been warned.

[LMNO]

summary for those of use with no attention san. post haste.

"We're just pulling pranks.  Get over youself."

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

summary for those of use with no attention san. post haste.

"We're just pulling pranks.  Get over youself."

I thought we were pulling legs. Now we're pulling pranks? By all Bobs! Next thing you know we'll be pulling strings and naps from the carpet.

[Bob the Mediocre]

::Pulls the rug out from under various entities::

[LMNO]

[entity]

Wheeeeee!

::thud::

[/entity]

[Donkeyotay]

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[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

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[Z³]

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