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The (Not A Fucking Rant) Jihad Sermon

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, November 29, 2004, 03:47:18 PM

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saint aini

#30
November 30, 2004, 07:28:54 AM
Quote from: horab.one
Quote from: ainiIf you omit about the first six thousand years of Jewish history, the first two thousand or so of Christianity and about the same for Islam, they look relatively peaceful.  Of course, you omit a lot, but all things are possible with their gods.

may as well omit all of jewish history.

wtg do they teach you kids in school these days?

And christian history

and islamic history.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Horab Fibslager

#31
November 30, 2004, 07:33:53 AM
so you were saying who was peacefull where?

wowm, i hate to speak fo rhotsuma here, cuz i know it's his piece but


wow, way to pwn yourself n00b!
Hell is other people.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#32
November 30, 2004, 07:39:10 AM
Quote from: horab.one
Quote from: aini
Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhy would I want to wall off a country that I plan to invade later? that seems kinda self defeating...

8)
geez...no response to the race-baiting post? I'm impressed...

If Hugh called this a crusade, I would have criticized the Christians, but he used an islamic term.

Jews have had their violent times, but if you omit the first few thousand years of thier existence, they seem rather peaceful.  In fact, if you omit a few thousand years from the history of any religion, the religion seems rather peaceful.

you really know nothing of judaism do you?

and agent graves, i find myself agreeign with you more and more. wtf?
are world veiws are momentarily lining up nothing more.

as a Christian buddhist agent of Eris i assure you that we will be disagreeing before to long.

no sweat off my back. It's really only natural.

now back to the struggle... um.. jihad.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Horab Fibslager

#33
November 30, 2004, 07:41:43 AM
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: horab.one
Quote from: aini
Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhy would I want to wall off a country that I plan to invade later? that seems kinda self defeating...

8)
geez...no response to the race-baiting post? I'm impressed...

If Hugh called this a crusade, I would have criticized the Christians, but he used an islamic term.

Jews have had their violent times, but if you omit the first few thousand years of thier existence, they seem rather peaceful.  In fact, if you omit a few thousand years from the history of any religion, the religion seems rather peaceful.

you really know nothing of judaism do you?

and agent graves, i find myself agreeign with you more and more. wtf?
are world veiws are momentarily lining up nothing more.

as a Christian buddhist agent of Eris i assure you that we will be disagreeing before to long.

no sweat off my back. It's really only natural.

now back to the struggle... um.. jihad.

ok good. iw as starting to get worried man. geez lousie fucking her brother jjahosephat.
Hell is other people.

saint aini

#34
November 30, 2004, 07:49:30 AM
h0r4b,

j00 just don't get it...no religion has been peaceful.

just f--ing try to kill me.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#35
November 30, 2004, 07:53:41 AM
Quote from: ainih0r4b,

j00 just don't get it...no religion has been peaceful.
you have never seen a practitioneer of the holy sacred religion.


the only way to be a member of the religion is to be peacful... if you are not peaceful then you are not a member... if a member acts in a non peaceful manner than they were never really a member.


I was never a member... and neither was the guy that started it.


but we are sure that a member exists some where just to prove the exception to the rule.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#36
November 30, 2004, 11:46:36 AM
Quote from: horab.one
Quote from: ainiIf you omit about the first six thousand years of Jewish history, the first two thousand or so of Christianity and about the same for Islam, they look relatively peaceful.  Of course, you omit a lot, but all things are possible with their gods.

may as well omit all of jewish history.

wtg do they teach you kids in school these days?

Since when did Jews get six thousand years of history, eh? I mean I know their calender is like at 5000 and some change, but that prives nothing. Especially since archaeological evidence has them in Israel no more than 3500 years ago.

aini, you have failed to address any real DJ issues. You have been warned.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LMNO

#37
November 30, 2004, 05:47:02 PM
Quote from: Hotsumasummary for those of use with no attention san. post haste.

"We're just pulling pranks.  Get over youself."

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#38
November 30, 2004, 07:30:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Hotsumasummary for those of use with no attention san. post haste.

"We're just pulling pranks.  Get over youself."

I thought we were pulling legs. Now we're pulling pranks? By all Bobs! Next thing you know we'll be pulling strings and naps from the carpet.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bob the Mediocre

#39
November 30, 2004, 07:32:30 PM
::Pulls the rug out from under various entities::
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

LMNO

#40
November 30, 2004, 08:02:25 PM
[entity]

Wheeeeee!

::thud::

[/entity]

Donkeyotay

#41
December 01, 2004, 05:52:24 PM
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National Public Radio

#42
December 01, 2004, 06:05:41 PM
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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#43
December 01, 2004, 06:37:09 PM
Quote from: DonkeyotaySoylent GREEN is people!

Mmmmm. Corpus Crispies are a treat!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Z³

#44
December 01, 2004, 07:40:24 PM
In other news...

I'm a broke-ass chump!
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