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The (Not A Fucking Rant) Jihad Sermon

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, November 29, 2004, 03:47:18 PM

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Nikoli Volkoff

#15
November 30, 2004, 02:45:38 AM
we will then ship your body to SssBella for indocrination into the Zombie army of bullet sponges.
The Hidden stone ripens fast, then laid bare like a turnip can easily be cut out at last but even then the danger isn't past. That man lives best who's fain to live half mad, half sane. -Flemish Poet Jan Van Stijevoort, 1524.
___________
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
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saint aini

#16
November 30, 2004, 03:00:09 AM
Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhy would I want to wall off a country that I plan to invade later? that seems kinda self defeating...

8)
geez...no response to the race-baiting post? I'm impressed...

If Hugh called this a crusade, I would have criticized the Christians, but he used an islamic term.

Jews have had their violent times, but if you omit the first few thousand years of thier existence, they seem rather peaceful.  In fact, if you omit a few thousand years from the history of any religion, the religion seems rather peaceful.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Z³

#17
November 30, 2004, 03:48:03 AM
Quote from: aini
Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhy would I want to wall off a country that I plan to invade later? that seems kinda self defeating...

8)
geez...no response to the race-baiting post? I'm impressed...

If Hugh called this a crusade, I would have criticized the Christians, but he used an islamic term.

Jews have had their violent times, but if you omit the first few thousand years of thier existence, they seem rather peaceful.  In fact, if you omit a few thousand years from the history of any religion, the religion seems rather peaceful.

Forgot about Israel?

agent compassion

#18
November 30, 2004, 04:37:40 AM
Dude, he was saying if you OMIT a few thousand years. So yeah, if you left out the current intifada, the Jews look pretty swell.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Nikoli Volkoff

#19
November 30, 2004, 04:40:40 AM
Hmm seems to me that if you omit a few thousand years you pretty much get rid of ALL religion. but maybe im just stoned/drunk.
The Hidden stone ripens fast, then laid bare like a turnip can easily be cut out at last but even then the danger isn't past. That man lives best who's fain to live half mad, half sane. -Flemish Poet Jan Van Stijevoort, 1524.
___________
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
___________

agent compassion

#20
November 30, 2004, 05:10:56 AM
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Hmm seems to me that if you omit a few thousand years you pretty much get rid of ALL religion. but maybe im just stoned/drunk.

Yeah, that'd work too.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Z³

#21
November 30, 2004, 05:37:17 AM
Quote from: agent compassionDude, he was saying if you OMIT a few thousand years. So yeah, if you left out the current intifada, the Jews look pretty swell

Quote from: aini
Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhy would I want to wall off a country that I plan to invade later? that seems kinda self defeating...

8)
geez...no response to the race-baiting post? I'm impressed...

If Hugh called this a crusade, I would have criticized the Christians, but he used an islamic term.

Jews have had their violent times, but if you omit the first few thousand years of thier existence, they seem rather peaceful.  In fact, if you omit a few thousand years from the history of any religion, the religion seems rather peaceful.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#22
November 30, 2004, 05:46:41 AM
Quote from: agent compassionDude, he was saying if you OMIT a few thousand years. So yeah, if you left out the current intifada, the Jews look pretty swell.

Not for the ancient fucking Canaanites and the Philistines did they look fucking swell.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#23
November 30, 2004, 05:48:24 AM
Quote from: aini
Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhy would I want to wall off a country that I plan to invade later? that seems kinda self defeating...

8)
geez...no response to the race-baiting post? I'm impressed...

If Hugh called this a crusade, I would have criticized the Christians, but he used an islamic term.

Jews have had their violent times, but if you omit the first few thousand years of thier existence, they seem rather peaceful.  In fact, if you omit a few thousand years from the history of any religion, the religion seems rather peaceful.

So we Discordians are prohibited from using Islamic terms? Why? Because we should be afraid? Afraid of what? What the Christians have recently done and probably will do again will make all that plane crashing look like a golf practice.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#24
November 30, 2004, 06:48:13 AM
Quote from: ainiWhy must we resort to violence like the muslims?

We commit atrocities against logic, but not against people like St. Augustine did when he ordered the murder of an entire town because he couldn't determine who were christians and who were heretics.
Are you one of those weirdo's that sees the mention of violence the same as violence itself?!?!?

I mean i'm one of those weirdo's that don't.

I'm just trying to see if I understand your reality tunnel and not making an accusation.

am i reading that right?!?!?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#25
November 30, 2004, 06:53:45 AM
Next aini will be calling use catholics because we have popes and saints.

And jihad is only struggle... I let you wrestle aroung with the concept a little before you get the answer to your dilema...

you can't seem to wrest the difference between the mere use of words and actual violence from it's firm grasp within your head.


but I have been known to be wrong.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Horab Fibslager

#26
November 30, 2004, 07:09:49 AM
Quote from: aini
Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhy would I want to wall off a country that I plan to invade later? that seems kinda self defeating...

8)
geez...no response to the race-baiting post? I'm impressed...

If Hugh called this a crusade, I would have criticized the Christians, but he used an islamic term.

Jews have had their violent times, but if you omit the first few thousand years of thier existence, they seem rather peaceful.  In fact, if you omit a few thousand years from the history of any religion, the religion seems rather peaceful.

you really know nothing of judaism do you?

and agent graves, i find myself agreeign with you more and more. wtf?
Hell is other people.

saint aini

#27
November 30, 2004, 07:17:16 AM
If you omit about the first six thousand years of Jewish history, the first two thousand or so of Christianity and about the same for Islam, they look relatively peaceful.  Of course, you omit a lot, but all things are possible with their gods.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Z³

#28
November 30, 2004, 07:21:18 AM
The first six thousand years of jewish history, eh?

Horab Fibslager

#29
November 30, 2004, 07:24:40 AM
Quote from: ainiIf you omit about the first six thousand years of Jewish history, the first two thousand or so of Christianity and about the same for Islam, they look relatively peaceful.  Of course, you omit a lot, but all things are possible with their gods.

may as well omit all of jewish history.

wtg do they teach you kids in school these days?
Hell is other people.
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