Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Went and interviewed for a part-time job to supplement my current part-time job. By the time the interview was over, they offered me full-time employment starting $2/hr higher than what they always start cooks at, full benefits after 90 days (medical/dental/vision/401K), and were telling me why it's an awesome company to be a manager for and that they intend to fast-track me in that direction.

THANKS ALOT OBAMA!

KICK ASS!!! WOOOOOO!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Stella, I don't know. It may have been. I don't normally keep it in the car.


But then, passerby would have been having to actively look through cars, since the parking lot is blocked from view.

They do.

They look for cars that are worth breaking into, like the ones that have a visible laptop, purse, etc.

Yes, this. Not that it's your fault, but now you know. People do that.

[Cain]

Still waiting for an email from my boss re: referee for my Uni application.

Good thing I emailed a previous employer.  And he's a PhD, to boot.  Will certainly look better.

[Junkenstein]

Hey. HEY YOU. Yeah you. When you PISS and MOAN for 3 days for a tender by e-mail when you haven't even sent out the fucking scope of works, let alone bill of quantities, and your e-mail system cannot handle file sizes over 1MB (FUCKING SERIOUSLY. COME ON) do not be surprised when the following occurs:

• I increase the(already scandalous) price each time I have to split and re-zip INDIVIDUAL FUCKING PAGES
• I don't even give a shit

I look forward to pricing your next project, as just like this one I know no-one else will.

That is all.

[Freeky]

Stella, I don't know. It may have been. I don't normally keep it in the car.


But then, passerby would have been having to actively look through cars, since the parking lot is blocked from view.

They do.

They look for cars that are worth breaking into, like the ones that have a visible laptop, purse, etc.

Yes, this. Not that it's your fault, but now you know. People do that.

Yeah, I know.  That's why I usually bring it inside, but I was distracted and forgot.

[Junkenstein]

Still waiting for an email from my boss re: referee for my Uni application.

Good thing I emailed a previous employer.  And he's a PhD, to boot.  Will certainly look better.

Sounds like a good way out of an over priviliged hellhole. Good luck and such

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ha, I've had this pervasive melancholy with intermittent paranoia for the past few days, and I finally decided to attribute it to the end of term, but today it resolved into proper auras. Seizure city, here I come! I can't keep track of what I'm doing. My fingertips are black until I look directly at them, the crown of  my head feels tight, and everything is stretched and slanting left.

GOOD TIMES!

See you spags later.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Ha, I've had this pervasive melancholy with intermittent paranoia for the past few days, and I finally decided to attribute it to the end of term, but today it resolved into proper auras. Seizure city, here I come! I can't keep track of what I'm doing. My fingertips are black until I look directly at them, the crown of  my head feels tight, and everything is stretched and slanting left.

GOOD TIMES!

See you spags later.

That sounds uncomfortable and horrible. Take care of yourself.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ha, I've had this pervasive melancholy with intermittent paranoia for the past few days, and I finally decided to attribute it to the end of term, but today it resolved into proper auras. Seizure city, here I come! I can't keep track of what I'm doing. My fingertips are black until I look directly at them, the crown of  my head feels tight, and everything is stretched and slanting left.

GOOD TIMES!

See you spags later.

That sounds uncomfortable and horrible. Take care of yourself.

Thanks... it happens once in a while, it'll be fine. But I should probably get off the computer. 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Ha, I've had this pervasive melancholy with intermittent paranoia for the past few days, and I finally decided to attribute it to the end of term, but today it resolved into proper auras. Seizure city, here I come! I can't keep track of what I'm doing. My fingertips are black until I look directly at them, the crown of  my head feels tight, and everything is stretched and slanting left.

GOOD TIMES!

See you spags later.

That sounds uncomfortable and horrible. Take care of yourself.

Thanks... it happens once in a while, it'll be fine. But I should probably get off the computer. 

Very probably. We won't maim anyone while you're gone. We'll wait for you to get back. Wouldn't want you throwing a tizzy and maiming us because we broke your toys . . .

[navkat]

MAKE it slow down. 

There are no controls for slowing down.  Only for speeding up.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

[Lenin McCarthy]

Just noticed that the only one who "likes" my Instagram photo showing a quote about the alienating and obfuscating mass media is a spambot. 

Also had the first non-school gig with my jazz band from school at a local jazz club tonight. It was fun, even earned a few kroners.

And also, Nigel! I got the package today! Thank you too! <3

[McGrupp]

Had a patient today who came 'commando' for a test on his legs. He proceeded to take the hospital gown and wrap it around his waist like a belt.

It was an awkward 45 minutes.

[EK WAFFLR]

An anonymous admirer sent me canes in the mail. I WONDER WHO THE FUCK SENDS ME CANES

[Cain]

Still waiting for an email from my boss re: referee for my Uni application.

Good thing I emailed a previous employer.  And he's a PhD, to boot.  Will certainly look better.

Sounds like a good way out of an over priviliged hellhole. Good luck and such

Yeah, though it does mean pretty much committing myself to a further two years here.

On the plus side, the workload is significantly less than a traditional college...though so are the headaches.

Like the fire alarm we just had.  At 25 past midnight.