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Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 09:32:33 PM

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Lenin McCarthy

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on April 25, 2013, 07:35:24 AM
Dude, Lenin, did you pull your sig from a Terry Pratchett book? So awesome.
Well, pulled it from a friend who pulled it from a Terry Pratchett book.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 25, 2013, 04:38:58 AM
FYI the ONLY reason I knew that one is because we just covered it in chemistry. I knew that air was mostly nitrogen and oxygen but I had no idea what proportions.

That's the only one I missed, too.  I had a gut feeling I was giving the wrong answer, but I couldn't access that part of my brain that would lend support.

Cain

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 25, 2013, 04:38:58 AM
FYI the ONLY reason I knew that one is because we just covered it in chemistry. I knew that air was mostly nitrogen and oxygen but I had no idea what proportions.

I knew that one, but that question was the one most people got wrong, regardless of education level.

I screwed up on the sunscreen question.  I have no idea how...which is why I'm blaming insomnia.

trippinprincezz13

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 25, 2013, 04:38:58 AM
FYI the ONLY reason I knew that one is because we just covered it in chemistry. I knew that air was mostly nitrogen and oxygen but I had no idea what proportions.

Yea, that was the one question I second-guessed myself a bit on, but got it right in the end. It's a bit surprising how disproportionately low the scores are on that question, but I guess understandable, since I wasn't completely sure about the proportions, and chances are, not many people weren't recently in science classes.

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 25, 2013, 04:43:38 AM
I aced it!

Likewise.

Even 2-3 wrong could seem reasonable, but so much of it seems like fairly basic knowledge, and the antibiotics seemed horribly obvious. I don't know. Interesting I suppose. I know I'm smart, but I also know I'm not SMARTEST GUY EVER, but then I look around or interact with other people...and it can be a bit disheartening.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cain

Not definitive yet, but it looks like I'm looking good for the University course.

They were in contact with me today to say one of my referees had not gotten back to them yet, and I don't think they'd go to the trouble of writing an email if they were not at least mildly interested.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2013, 05:42:26 PM
Not definitive yet, but it looks like I'm looking good for the University course.

They were in contact with me today to say one of my referees had not gotten back to them yet, and I don't think they'd go to the trouble of writing an email if they were not at least mildly interested.

Oooh, good luck!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Thanks.  There is some kind of technical issue preventing my second referee sending his opinion of me, but since I'm in contact with an actual person at the department, it should be sorted out.  Got five days to get it all done, so it should be OK.

Freeky


Cain

Trying to convince a former colleague I worked with in Switzerland not to come here.

It would be going better if my head were not pounding from dehydration.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2013, 11:06:25 PM
Trying to convince a former colleague I worked with in Switzerland not to come here.

It would be going better if my head were not pounding from dehydration.

"There's a reason I'm leaving, you know. Please hold for more substantive arguments, drinking a gallon of water."
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

Plant is on fire and sinking into the swamp.  We don't even have a swamp.  Fired another drunk-ass employee.  Boss has locked himself in his office and won't come out.  I have memorized three Russian phrases loaded with obscenity, and I scream them into my phone when anyone calls me.

This is truly the best of all possible worlds.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2013, 11:33:43 PM
Plant is on fire and sinking into the swamp.  We don't even have a swamp.  Fired another drunk-ass employee.  Boss has locked himself in his office and won't come out.  I have memorized three Russian phrases loaded with obscenity, and I scream them into my phone when anyone calls me.

This is truly the best of all possible worlds.

Tempted to call you now. Sorry today is shit. :(
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.