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Quite possibly the greatest text message troll ever.

Started by Suu, April 13, 2013, 04:12:10 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
April 13, 2013, 06:42:37 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 06:38:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 06:26:31 AM
Speaking of horrible ideas, hit refresh.

AAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

What am I LOOKING at?? A naked, leaping man with sneakers and bunny ears getting chased by police???

Seems to be it.  And he's doing it with style.

I have no idea where I got that.  I think they spontaneously generate on my hard drive, like eels do in river mud.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
April 13, 2013, 06:46:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 06:42:37 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 06:38:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 06:26:31 AM
Speaking of horrible ideas, hit refresh.

AAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

What am I LOOKING at?? A naked, leaping man with sneakers and bunny ears getting chased by police???

Seems to be it.  And he's doing it with style.

I have no idea where I got that.  I think they spontaneously generate on my hard drive, like eels do in river mud.

:lulz: It's AMAZING.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#17
April 13, 2013, 07:00:06 AM
And GLORIOUS.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Johnny

#18
April 13, 2013, 07:08:31 AM
OMG i just lost it and started wheezing from all the lolz when he posted the x-ray pic on p. 15  :uday: :uday:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
April 13, 2013, 07:08:44 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 06:46:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 06:42:37 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 06:38:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 06:26:31 AM
Speaking of horrible ideas, hit refresh.

AAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

What am I LOOKING at?? A naked, leaping man with sneakers and bunny ears getting chased by police???

Seems to be it.  And he's doing it with style.

I have no idea where I got that.  I think they spontaneously generate on my hard drive, like eels do in river mud.

:lulz: It's AMAZING.

That sort of inspired me to spread rumors on Facebook that Rep Steve King (R-Crazytown) has announced that spontaneous generation is "well-documented scientific fact".

Anyone who wants to jump in by posting or sharing that can help me get a little traction here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
April 13, 2013, 07:09:24 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 13, 2013, 07:00:06 AM
And GLORIOUS.  :lulz:

He seems so HAPPY.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#21
April 13, 2013, 07:32:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 07:09:24 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 13, 2013, 07:00:06 AM
And GLORIOUS.  :lulz:

He seems so HAPPY.

It makes ME happy.

I want a high res one for WALLPAPER. For EVERYBODY.

So everybody can be HAPPY.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
April 13, 2013, 07:39:57 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 13, 2013, 07:32:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 07:09:24 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 13, 2013, 07:00:06 AM
And GLORIOUS.  :lulz:

He seems so HAPPY.

It makes ME happy.

I want a high res one for WALLPAPER. For EVERYBODY.

So everybody can be HAPPY.

I don't think those police are happy.   :sadbanana:

Unless they're playing "pin the nightstick on the bath salts donkey". :banana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sita

#23
April 13, 2013, 12:13:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 06:13:26 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 13, 2013, 06:11:23 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 06:00:13 AM
PAGE 37 WAT THA FUCK

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 06:01:20 AM
Windows 8 choked on the ads.   :cry:

They found the guy listed as a pedo.

No context.  I can't see any of it, because Windows 8 spends so long checking the ads as potential illegal file sharing that it times out.
Need to get adblock plus. Seriously. And you can white list sites that you actually want to support by seeing ads.
Has saved me a headache or two while meandering the web.
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

Suu

#24
April 13, 2013, 02:28:02 PM
Ugh, is Windows 8 really that bad? Yikes.

And yes, I told you all this thread was win. Holy fuck. The "Pea-Dough" picture had me on the floor in tears.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#25
April 13, 2013, 03:40:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 07:39:57 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 13, 2013, 07:32:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 07:09:24 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 13, 2013, 07:00:06 AM
And GLORIOUS.  :lulz:

He seems so HAPPY.

It makes ME happy.

I want a high res one for WALLPAPER. For EVERYBODY.

So everybody can be HAPPY.

I don't think those police are happy.   :sadbanana:

Unless they're playing "pin the nightstick on the bath salts donkey". :banana:

I was thinking in terms of "the thrill of the chase".  :lol:

Quote from: Suu on April 13, 2013, 02:28:02 PM
Ugh, is Windows 8 really that bad? Yikes.

And yes, I told you all this thread was win. Holy fuck. The "Pea-Dough" picture had me on the floor in tears.

I laughed till it HURT.  :argh!:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Suu

#26
April 13, 2013, 06:28:12 PM
That, and the guy completely missed the cock in the x-ray. Completely. Missed. I was like...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#27
April 13, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
It's so awesome, I want to make a copy of THE WHOLE THING before it gets taken down.

Which it might, for legal reasons. *cough*Mol*cough*
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

P3nT4gR4m

#28
April 13, 2013, 07:19:31 PM


:eek: :fap:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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navkat

#29
April 14, 2013, 05:16:08 AM
I would KILL to have caught the OP with the guy's number posted so we could jump in.
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