BRILLIANT FOOD CART IDEAS ITT

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nothing but giant, fatty, stuffed peppers in tomato sauce. Eaten straight out of your hand.

I want that for dinner.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

You probably has carribean food carts.

crumpets, tea and toast cart, with many selections of things you can put on toast. crumpets, malt loaf and stuff.


bacon sandwiches with HP sauce also optional,

This would be GOOD.

the hipsters would love it, and you can get a decent frikkin cup of tea. A selection of at least 15

at least.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There are a lot of good tea places here, but not a single tea CART. That I'm aware of.

I really like the idea of a crumpet cart.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

It is Portland, so

THE "IRONIC VEGAN" CART: Various vegetable forms made of bacon.

That would kill!

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Viva La Revolucion Cart!
Food: MREs, dumped onto a paper plate.
Utensils: Spork. Or, pay extra for a plastic souvenir-style Swiss Army Spork.
Napkins: Printed with faces of various revolutionaries. Fidel Castro, Che Guevara, Kim Il-Sung, Chairman Mao, Thomas Jefferson, etc.
Guy running cart: Military uniform.

[Junkenstein]

Battered food cart - Goes with any other food kart. This is basically a giant vat of boiling oil on wheels.


Handy.

[Cuddlefish]

The dog food food kart for dogs.
The people food food kart for dogs.
The dog food food kart for people.
The dog food food kart for people who eat dogs, or things that resemble dogs.
The people food food kart for dogs who eat people, or things that resemble people.
The dog food food kart for dogs who eat dogs, or things that resemble dogs.
The people food food kart for people who eat people, or things that resemble people.
The hot dog food kart for hot dogs who eat people.
The hot people food kart for hot people that eat dogs.
The hot dog food kart for hot dogs that eat hot dogs, but hate hot people.
The hot people food kart for people who like hot dog food, but hate dogs.
The hot dog food food kart for people who like hot dogs and dog food.
The hot dog people food food kart for hot dogs who like hot dogs and hot people food.
The food food kart for dogs and people who like hot food and hot dogs from karts that sell hot dog dog food hot for people.

At least one of these is a good idea.

[East Coast Hustle]

A food cart serving truffled parmesan fries. Free exfoliation with every order. Use the collected skin shavings to cut the parmesan and increase profit margin.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

A chickenfried lard cart. Just breaded, fried lard. For AMERICA.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

A chickenfried lard cart. Just breaded, fried lard. For AMERICA.

WHAT NO CHEESE?

[Salty]

Keep Fucking That Chicken Car....then again, no.

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The dog food food kart for dogs.
The people food food kart for dogs.
The dog food food kart for people.
The dog food food kart for people who eat dogs, or things that resemble dogs.
The people food food kart for dogs who eat people, or things that resemble people.
The dog food food kart for dogs who eat dogs, or things that resemble dogs.
The people food food kart for people who eat people, or things that resemble people.
The hot dog food kart for hot dogs who eat people.
The hot people food kart for hot people that eat dogs.
The hot dog food kart for hot dogs that eat hot dogs, but hate hot people.
The hot people food kart for people who like hot dog food, but hate dogs.
The hot dog food food kart for people who like hot dogs and dog food.
The hot dog people food food kart for hot dogs who like hot dogs and hot people food.
The food food kart for dogs and people who like hot food and hot dogs from karts that sell hot dog dog food hot for people.

At least one of these is a good idea.

I just read that out loud to my GF, and she was not amused.

I love this thread.

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Hipster Lips Food Cart

Freshly harvested in Washington. Cooked sous-vide with vegan worcestershire and Ayahuasca sauce.

[Cuddlefish]

The 'do it yourself' home food kart.
The 'someone else do it' home food kart.
The 'do it yourself' on the go home food kart.
The 'someone else do it' on the go home food kart.
The fully automated home food kart.
The semi automated home food kart.
The fully automated home food kart at home.
The semi automated home food kart at home.
The fully automated home food kart on the go.
The semi automated on the go food kart home food kart.
The semi automated on the go food kart on the go.
The fully automatic 'do it yourself' home food kart.
The fully automatic 'someone else do it' home food kart.
The semi automatic home food kart food kart on the go.
The 'do it yourself' on the go semi automatic food kart home food kart.
The 'someone else do it' fully automatic on the go food kart on the go home food kart.
The 'do it yourself' semi automatic on the go home food kart on the go home food kart home food kart.

Again, only one.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

A chickenfried lard cart. Just breaded, fried lard. For AMERICA.

WHAT NO CHEESE?

OK, maybe cheese "product".

The kind in a spray can.