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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2013, 05:29:45 pm »
i'm still sticking with troll.

If so, he is the world champion.
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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2013, 05:29:48 pm »
Or, maybe everyone who marries an asshole is themselves also an asshole, and deserves it.

Some do.  I have met married couples who were both assholes.  We don't have enough information in this case, though, just this guy's say-so.

Exactly this. She's simply not a firsthand player in this story, just someone else's character. There's no valid reason to hate on her, other than by proxy through the guy who clearly IS an asshole, because she has no voice in this story.

And I love how there are even people hating on the poor fucking KID that they already have. WTF is wrong with people.
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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2013, 05:32:15 pm »
Or, maybe everyone who marries an asshole is themselves also an asshole, and deserves it.

Some do.  I have met married couples who were both assholes.  We don't have enough information in this case, though, just this guy's say-so.

Exactly this. She's simply not a firsthand player in this story, just someone else's character. There's no valid reason to hate on her, other than by proxy through the guy who clearly IS an asshole, because she has no voice in this story.

And I love how there are even people hating on the poor fucking KID that they already have. WTF is wrong with people.

I'm not really hating on either of them.  The guy is just your average American pay'bucker, and I feel really bad for his kid, and for his kids on the way.  Not because he's a shitneck or she's a shitneck or whatever, but because this man is singularly unequipped to deal with children in any respect, and now there's twins...Which are extremely difficult when the parents ARE equipped.

Whomever was hating on the kid, though, needs to punch themselves in the junk.  Right now.
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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2013, 05:33:12 pm »
It's basically a self-managed freak show.  And, needless to say, the rubes are lining up to gawk and sneer.
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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2013, 05:37:33 pm »
i'm still sticking with troll.

Now I want to write a douchey troll for HuffPost, damnit.  :argh!:
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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2013, 05:40:05 pm »
Also, this is neither the biggest nor douchiest 1st world problem.

THIS is:

http://thehill.com/blogs/e2-wire/e2-wire/100735-bp-ceo-id-like-my-life-back

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That came when he was asked by reporters about how he would respond to residents of Louisiana.

"The first thing to say is 'I'm sorry,'" Hayward said. "We're sorry for the massive disruption it's caused their lives. There's no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back."
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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2013, 05:45:28 pm »
Also, this is neither the biggest nor douchiest 1st world problem.

THIS is:

http://thehill.com/blogs/e2-wire/e2-wire/100735-bp-ceo-id-like-my-life-back

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That came when he was asked by reporters about how he would respond to residents of Louisiana.

"The first thing to say is 'I'm sorry,'" Hayward said. "We're sorry for the massive disruption it's caused their lives. There's no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back."

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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #52 on: May 01, 2013, 05:54:26 pm »
I remember when he said that. I was in Florida at the time and I thought my brother was going to jump through the television at him.
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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #53 on: May 01, 2013, 06:12:27 pm »
Can we get back to discussing why this clown is masturbating to architecture?
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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #54 on: May 01, 2013, 06:15:03 pm »
Can we get back to discussing why this clown is masturbating to architecture?
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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #55 on: May 01, 2013, 06:17:41 pm »
Can we get back to discussing why this clown is masturbating to architecture?
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Tantalizing examples may sway me toward your cause...
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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #56 on: May 01, 2013, 06:18:37 pm »
Can we get back to discussing why this clown is masturbating to architecture?
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Lol, you said buttress.
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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #57 on: May 01, 2013, 06:20:24 pm »
Also, this is neither the biggest nor douchiest 1st world problem.

THIS is:

http://thehill.com/blogs/e2-wire/e2-wire/100735-bp-ceo-id-like-my-life-back

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That came when he was asked by reporters about how he would respond to residents of Louisiana.

"The first thing to say is 'I'm sorry,'" Hayward said. "We're sorry for the massive disruption it's caused their lives. There's no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back."

Oh, wow.
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Re: The biggest, douchiest, first world problem you will ever read.
« Reply #58 on: May 01, 2013, 06:29:42 pm »
Also, this is neither the biggest nor douchiest 1st world problem.

THIS is:

http://thehill.com/blogs/e2-wire/e2-wire/100735-bp-ceo-id-like-my-life-back

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That came when he was asked by reporters about how he would respond to residents of Louisiana.

"The first thing to say is 'I'm sorry,'" Hayward said. "We're sorry for the massive disruption it's caused their lives. There's no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back."

Your razor-sharp memory for this kind of shit helps myopic dorks like me keep perspective.

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« Reply #59 on: May 01, 2013, 07:31:06 pm »
Also, this is neither the biggest nor douchiest 1st world problem.

THIS is:

http://thehill.com/blogs/e2-wire/e2-wire/100735-bp-ceo-id-like-my-life-back

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That came when he was asked by reporters about how he would respond to residents of Louisiana.

"The first thing to say is 'I'm sorry,'" Hayward said. "We're sorry for the massive disruption it's caused their lives. There's no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back."

Your razor-sharp memory for this kind of shit helps myopic dorks like me keep perspective.

I never forget a DUMBASS.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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