Split from Freedom in Houston

[von]

It was a concealable, downsized assault rifle.

AKM sbr anyone? If manufactured in this configuration, it's technically a pistol.



And then we have this beautiful little toy from Kel-Tec; the Kel-Tec PLR-16. It's a pistol, but it has a gas-impingment action similar to the AR-15, fires the glorious 5.56x45/.223 remington cartridge of glorious capitalism, and takes STANAG magazines in certain configurations -- for all intents, it to is naught but an SBR, but since it was manufactured as a pistol, the name sticks with it.



Finally, pistol of glorious soviet motherland, the obrez is a "pistol"...that was made from the glorious remains of that hero of stalingrad -- the m91/30 mosin-nagant rifle. It fire glorious 7.62x54r, full powered, capitalist pig killing, rifle cartidges....


But, yes, I tend to think that the media would be unaware of these glorious devices, and thus it probably is indeed a case of journalistic stupidity...

[Salty]

It was a concealable, downsized assault rifle.

AKM sbr anyone? If manufactured in this configuration, it's technically a pistol.



And then we have this beautiful little toy from Kel-Tec; the Kel-Tec PLR-16. It's a pistol, but it has a gas-impingment action similar to the AR-15, fires the glorious 5.56x45/.223 remington cartridge of glorious capitalism, and takes STANAG magazines in certain configurations -- for all intents, it to is naught but an SBR, but since it was manufactured as a pistol, the name sticks with it.



Finally, pistol of glorious soviet motherland, the obrez is a "pistol"...that was made from the glorious remains of that hero of stalingrad -- the m91/30 mosin-nagant rifle. It fire glorious 7.62x54r, full powered, capitalist pig killing, rifle cartidges....


But, yes, I tend to think that the media would be unaware of these glorious devices, and thus it probably is indeed a case of journalistic stupidity...

Herp, a Derp, a Derp Derp Derp?

[von]

It was a concealable, downsized assault rifle.

AKM sbr anyone? If manufactured in this configuration, it's technically a pistol.



And then we have this beautiful little toy from Kel-Tec; the Kel-Tec PLR-16. It's a pistol, but it has a gas-impingment action similar to the AR-15, fires the glorious 5.56x45/.223 remington cartridge of glorious capitalism, and takes STANAG magazines in certain configurations -- for all intents, it to is naught but an SBR, but since it was manufactured as a pistol, the name sticks with it.



Finally, pistol of glorious soviet motherland, the obrez is a "pistol"...that was made from the glorious remains of that hero of stalingrad -- the m91/30 mosin-nagant rifle. It fire glorious 7.62x54r, full powered, capitalist pig killing, rifle cartidges....


But, yes, I tend to think that the media would be unaware of these glorious devices, and thus it probably is indeed a case of journalistic stupidity...

Herp, a Derp, a Derp Derp Derp?

Well, if we're on that then...


Fuck yourself and may your mother's anus swell with the festering pustules of kaposi's sarcoma due to her aids. And may it be also, that your genitals become mutilated by a lawnmower and it be that all who see you rile insults upon you for your disgustingly mutilated penis and/or vulva

Also, fuck you

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Thread is now about how much Von Zwinkle wants us to know how much he knows about guns.

[The Johnny]

Thread is now about how much Von Zwinkle wants us to know how much he knows wanks off thinking about guns.

[von]

Thread is now about how much Von Zwinkle wants us to know how much he knows wanks off thinking about guns.

 

pwoblem?

Anyway, my point was to demostrate that the idea of "concealed rifle" isn't so dumb as it initially appeared...and yes, to fap to guns...

[Cain]

I didn't say rifles, I said assault rifles.  Which incidentally, none of those fit the description of.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Thread is now about how much Von Zwinkle wants us to know how much he knows wanks off thinking about guns.

 

pwoblem?

Anyway, my point was to demostrate that the idea of "concealed rifle" isn't so dumb as it initially appeared...and yes, to fap to guns...

Well, congratulations, you're the center of attention, much like a screaming six-year-old at the grocery store. I don't suppose you mind if everyone else carries on the conversation now, do you?

[von]

I didn't say rifles, I said assault rifles.  Which incidentally, none of those fit the description of.

Although the example presented isn't capable of automatic fire, the AKM pistol here could very well be made from an automatic AK variant if someone was willing to do the conversion. Likewise, an M4/M16 could be made as an sbr/"pistol" just like the many AR-15 pistols on the market today, so realistically speaking, the concepts presented in the examples i gave still hold water...

[von]

Thread is now about how much Von Zwinkle wants us to know how much he knows wanks off thinking about guns.

 

pwoblem?

Anyway, my point was to demostrate that the idea of "concealed rifle" isn't so dumb as it initially appeared...and yes, to fap to guns...

Well, congratulations, you're the center of attention, much like a screaming six-year-old at the grocery store. I don't suppose you mind if everyone else carries on the conversation now, do you?

Yes, please...carry on then.

[kiss my axe]

Apparently they didn't lock the place down or anything. Seen on fapbook earlier:

Houston shooting in our Terminal, made our connection by seconds, Pissed, lost our Buzz!!

[Cain]

I didn't say rifles, I said assault rifles.  Which incidentally, none of those fit the description of.

Although the example presented isn't capable of automatic fire, the AKM pistol here could very well be made from an automatic AK variant if someone was willing to do the conversion. Likewise, an M4/M16 could be made as an sbr/"pistol" just like the many AR-15 pistols on the market today, so realistically speaking, the concepts presented in the examples i gave still hold water...

So apart from the fact they're not selective fire weapons, do not provision to fire from the shoulder, have lower effective ranges than assault rifles and, in one case, don't have a detachable cartridge, they're just like assault rifles.

By that standard, every firearm from the musket onwards is an assault rifle.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

So four shots, one in the ceiling, one shooting at himself, and one the cop firing a shot. That doesn't sound like he was looking to show off heavy artillery. I can imagine how thrilled everyone was, to be interviewed before they could leave.

[von]

I didn't say rifles, I said assault rifles.  Which incidentally, none of those fit the description of.

Although the example presented isn't capable of automatic fire, the AKM pistol here could very well be made from an automatic AK variant if someone was willing to do the conversion. Likewise, an M4/M16 could be made as an sbr/"pistol" just like the many AR-15 pistols on the market today, so realistically speaking, the concepts presented in the examples i gave still hold water...

So apart from the fact they're not selective fire weapons, do not provision to fire from the shoulder, have lower effective ranges than assault rifles and, in one case, don't have a detachable cartridge, they're just like assault rifles.

By that standard, every firearm from the musket onwards is an assault rifle.

Oy veh...

full auto SBRs do exist. And like assault rifles, they're good for engagements under 300m, fire intermediate cartidges and are select fire. I can see your point in saying that an SBR isn't an assault rifle, but in all honesty, cutting down an assault rifle/strapping a short barrel on an assault rifle reciever is very possible.

let's get into the harder waters of disentagling firearms nomenclature, though. Is a full auto pistol calibre carbine still a pistol calibre carbine, or an SMG?

[Salty]

I think you're missing the larger point where you murdered a joke with common pedantry.

Except, that's what you're here for, so I guess, good for you then. Well done. You've shown us all the depths of your cleverness. Thank you.