Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Right now I am massively hungover, sightly tipsy, and waiting for Hot Cowboy to come take me out and find me a thing to eat.

It has its pluses and its minuses.

I always seem to forget just how fucking much I hate being hung over. Sweet jesus this sucks ass.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WORST PART: There actually were things I wanted to do today, and being hung over completely incapacitates me. Like, utterly. I'm dizzy, have no balance, and can't accomplish a fucking thing. There is no way I can get on a skateboard, and I kind of don't even trust myself to drive hung over.

Which is find since my car is still across town at FBFs house.

I'm so so looking forward to not being hung over tomorrow. I might even go swimming. I don't rebound from this shit like I used to in my 30's. I have a slightly younger friend still in her mid-30's who is always all "YOU SHOULD COME OUT WITH US" and I am always all, oh my god, I'm still tired from when I did that last year, you little whippersnapper.

[Freeky]

I WANT ALL THE CRAPPY, CANNED CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP IN THE WORLD.

I WILL SETTLE FOR THE TWO FAMILY SIZED CANS + READY-TO-SERVE CONTAINER I HAVE IN MY HOUSE.

Total guilty pleasure, right here.

[Cain]

Well I'm currently reading http://special-snowflake-hall-of-fame.tumblr.com/ and losing the will to live.  Not due to Snow herself, but the things she finds... 

Wow, I actually hate her. What is she, 15?

For example, this: http://killdrugs.tumblr.com/post/50026987785

Girl gets in trouble for not covering her bra, wearing a COMPLETELY ANDROGYNOUS SHIRT THAT WOULD BE OK FOR BOYS. And probably for her, if her tits were small enough to not require a lacey supportive undergarment.

Snow makes fun of it, because apparently girl is "wrong" for objecting to patriarchical, controlling bullshit.

Sorry dude, Snow is a fucking retard. Can't take her seriously. She's a double-standard apologist, at best

Some girls get cock this way. Hope it's working for her, at least.

Yes, HATE.

BESIDES the patriarchy thing, there's the "who gives a fuck what other people wear" thing. Which is very close to my heart.
Dress codes are retarded anyway. As proven by that White House petition you posted the other day.

I don't think I'd want what's on the other end of a cock that likes shit like that.

Yeah, also "School prepares you for real life" 

Devil's advocate:  If she is like, 15, she's been fed that line for a full decade. 

Other than that, yeah.  She's pretty awful and annoying.

Apparently she's 22.

She didn't say that, some other kid who can't think for himself did.

Snow is a total panderer to authority and seems to lack any capability for comprehending the subtleties in the permutations of human interactions and oppression. She's a fucking dipshit who thinks that because she's marginally above average, intellectually speaking, that entitles her to pass judgement on all the small objections lesser mortals have to the way they're treated by the people who have power over them.

Unfortunately, being just smart enough to articulate how much of an twit she is, she falls victim to man's great leveler, Dunning/Kruger Effect.

Well excuse me for liking a blog for occasionally linking to some exceptional bits of stupidity.

Clearly I should have fully vetted the blog itself before giving it such a ringing endorsement.

[Suu]

I'm looking at doing a grad program at Harvard. I need money.

[Left]

I'm looking at doing a grad program at Harvard. I need money.

O.O Jeebus, yes you do.

...I'm figuring out I need to work on loving myself every day...In the interior mentation sense.
(and not in that other sense.)
I'm also meditating twice a day, and I'm re-figuring out the inside of my head's a lot nicer this way.

[Salty]

Well, I worked it out with my babies momma, she still wants to move down there. And since I am doing a business I cannot drop everything and change all my shit suddenly, without fucking people over...

...we've decided on 4 years, and then going down to Oregon somewhere. Not Portland, 2hrs away though. Not sure where.

So.I'll get to get my outside on the regular and maybe won't feel quite as manic.

Yay, moving!!!

Can I ask why you would move to anywhere in Oregon that isn't Portland? Have you been to the rest of the state?

I've driven from Seattle to Bend once.

I dunno, my wife grew up in Oregon City. My ex has entirely no grounded sense of reality when it comes to this move. She wants to live near enough to Portland for concerts...and shopping...I guess. I don't know.

I'll definitely visit any potential destination.

I plan to open a massage school no matter where I move. As long as I'm near my son I don't care. Any advice is welcome.

More temperate is better than less temperate. Plus, it can't really compare with a 9 month winter.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I plan to open a massage school no matter where I move. As long as I'm near my son I don't care. Any advice is welcome.

MOVE TO THE PORTLANDS!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well I'm currently reading http://special-snowflake-hall-of-fame.tumblr.com/ and losing the will to live.  Not due to Snow herself, but the things she finds... 

Wow, I actually hate her. What is she, 15?

For example, this: http://killdrugs.tumblr.com/post/50026987785

Girl gets in trouble for not covering her bra, wearing a COMPLETELY ANDROGYNOUS SHIRT THAT WOULD BE OK FOR BOYS. And probably for her, if her tits were small enough to not require a lacey supportive undergarment.

Snow makes fun of it, because apparently girl is "wrong" for objecting to patriarchical, controlling bullshit.

Sorry dude, Snow is a fucking retard. Can't take her seriously. She's a double-standard apologist, at best

Some girls get cock this way. Hope it's working for her, at least.

Yes, HATE.

BESIDES the patriarchy thing, there's the "who gives a fuck what other people wear" thing. Which is very close to my heart.
Dress codes are retarded anyway. As proven by that White House petition you posted the other day.

I don't think I'd want what's on the other end of a cock that likes shit like that.

Yeah, also "School prepares you for real life" 

Devil's advocate:  If she is like, 15, she's been fed that line for a full decade. 

Other than that, yeah.  She's pretty awful and annoying.

Apparently she's 22.

She didn't say that, some other kid who can't think for himself did.

Snow is a total panderer to authority and seems to lack any capability for comprehending the subtleties in the permutations of human interactions and oppression. She's a fucking dipshit who thinks that because she's marginally above average, intellectually speaking, that entitles her to pass judgement on all the small objections lesser mortals have to the way they're treated by the people who have power over them.

Unfortunately, being just smart enough to articulate how much of an twit she is, she falls victim to man's great leveler, Dunning/Kruger Effect.

Well excuse me for liking a blog for occasionally linking to some exceptional bits of stupidity.

Clearly I should have fully vetted the blog itself before giving it such a ringing endorsement.

Cain, why are you A. even upset by that, and B. seriously its a totally retarded blog your brain is way too awesome to waste on that shit and I respect you WAY more than that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well, I worked it out with my babies momma, she still wants to move down there. And since I am doing a business I cannot drop everything and change all my shit suddenly, without fucking people over...

...we've decided on 4 years, and then going down to Oregon somewhere. Not Portland, 2hrs away though. Not sure where.

So.I'll get to get my outside on the regular and maybe won't feel quite as manic.

Yay, moving!!!

Can I ask why you would move to anywhere in Oregon that isn't Portland? Have you been to the rest of the state?

I've driven from Seattle to Bend once.

Seriously, gonna call it in

And seriously, dude, blister   in the sun

I dunno, my wife grew up in Oregon City. My ex has entirely no grounded sense of reality when it comes to this move. She wants to live near enough to Portland for concerts...and shopping...I guess. I don't know.

I'll definitely visit any potential destination.

I plan to open a massage school no matter where I move. As long as I'm near my son I don't care. Any advice is welcome.

More temperate is better than less temperate. Plus, it can't really compare with a 9 month winter.

OK, well, you have been to Wasilla. I guess just ask Jeremy about living in "the rest of Oregon". By which I mean "being dead", because its nit like you'll learn anything by being in need here.

[Salty]

Well, I worked it out with my babies momma, she still wants to move down there. And since I am doing a business I cannot drop everything and change all my shit suddenly, without fucking people over...

...we've decided on 4 years, and then going down to Oregon somewhere. Not Portland, 2hrs away though. Not sure where.

So.I'll get to get my outside on the regular and maybe won't feel quite as manic.

Yay, moving!!!

Can I ask why you would move to anywhere in Oregon that isn't Portland? Have you been to the rest of the state?

I've driven from Seattle to Bend once.

Seriously, gonna call it in

And seriously, dude, blister   in the sun

I dunno, my wife grew up in Oregon City. My ex has entirely no grounded sense of reality when it comes to this move. She wants to live near enough to Portland for concerts...and shopping...I guess. I don't know.

I'll definitely visit any potential destination.

I plan to open a massage school no matter where I move. As long as I'm near my son I don't care. Any advice is welcome.

More temperate is better than less temperate. Plus, it can't really compare with a 9 month winter.

OK, well, you have been to Wasilla. I guess just ask Jeremy about living in "the rest of Oregon". By which I mean "being dead", because its nit like you'll learn anything by being in need here.

That's all I need to know. And perfect ammo for the ex.

Thank you.

NET: WE WILL BIKE APLENTY IN 4 YEARS.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Old school friend and local trans* activist I know, is now KNEW, past tense.

Found out yesterday that she committed suicide.

pre-transistion she was one of the few dudes at school that never picked on me. We used to goof off in the art room making awful hash pipes, and we would run around the woods jumping ditches.

I am kind of baffled because she had a very supportive family (which statistically reduces suicide in trans folks) but you never see all of what is inside someone's head, ever. There's no point in trying to make any sense of it, really..

I am feeling very sad.

[Freeky]

Oh damn, pixie.

[East Coast Hustle]

I actually had a legitimate opportunity to use the phrase "LEARN ALBANIAN LANGUAGE!" in conversation today in the context of the conversation. That wouldn't happen again in a million years. I think I can die happy now.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Do we have a "post random sexist news here" thread?