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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cain, June 05, 2013, 11:14:09 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

LOBB IS DONE.  PUT TO BED.

Except for editing, and editing-in CPD and Pent's story.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Well, I'm outa here for now.  Everyone's in F5 mode again.

Back later.
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

Sweet, I can finally look at LOBB now. Been waiting for the "ITS DONE" for a while.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

East Coast Hustle

It's been so long since it's rained that it actually surprised me to see it this morning.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Junkenstein

I now have access to an A0 printer. No charge.

I can't think of a single fucking thing to do with it.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Junkenstein on June 20, 2013, 06:56:45 PM
I now have access to an A0 printer. No charge.

I can't think of a single fucking thing to do with it.

What size is that? I'll make you horrible things to print.

Junkenstein

Fuckhuge size. 33.1 in × 46.8 in says wikipedia. Sounds/looks about right.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Junkenstein on June 20, 2013, 08:46:37 PM
Fuckhuge size. 33.1 in × 46.8 in says wikipedia. Sounds/looks about right.

Niiiiice.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Q. G. Pennyworth

How long do you have access to it? I'll have to make new things for that.

Doktor Howl

Spent the last two hours getting yelled at.

I didn't technically do anything wrong, so my boss had to yell in a very non-specific manner.

My revenge has begun.
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2013, 09:22:56 PM
Spent the last two hours getting yelled at.

I didn't technically do anything wrong, so my boss had to yell in a very non-specific manner.

My revenge has begun.

Did you yell back and tell him you aren't responsible for other people's fuck-ups, when you're told to butt out after you try to prevent them from becoming fuck-ups in the first place?

Because I would have. Loudly. And then gotten fired, probably.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2013, 09:23:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2013, 09:22:56 PM
Spent the last two hours getting yelled at.

I didn't technically do anything wrong, so my boss had to yell in a very non-specific manner.

My revenge has begun.

Did you yell back and tell him you aren't responsible for other people's fuck-ups, when you're told to butt out after you try to prevent them from becoming fuck-ups in the first place?

Because I would have. Loudly. And then gotten fired, probably.

No, I just sat in amused amazement as he yelled at me vaguely.  I've never even heard of that before.
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2013, 09:24:38 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2013, 09:23:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2013, 09:22:56 PM
Spent the last two hours getting yelled at.

I didn't technically do anything wrong, so my boss had to yell in a very non-specific manner.

My revenge has begun.

Did you yell back and tell him you aren't responsible for other people's fuck-ups, when you're told to butt out after you try to prevent them from becoming fuck-ups in the first place?

Because I would have. Loudly. And then gotten fired, probably.

No, I just sat in amused amazement as he yelled at me vaguely.  I've never even heard of that before.

How do you not set these people on fire?
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2013, 09:26:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2013, 09:24:38 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2013, 09:23:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2013, 09:22:56 PM
Spent the last two hours getting yelled at.

I didn't technically do anything wrong, so my boss had to yell in a very non-specific manner.

My revenge has begun.

Did you yell back and tell him you aren't responsible for other people's fuck-ups, when you're told to butt out after you try to prevent them from becoming fuck-ups in the first place?

Because I would have. Loudly. And then gotten fired, probably.

No, I just sat in amused amazement as he yelled at me vaguely.  I've never even heard of that before.

How do you not set these people on fire?

No.  How do you yell at people vaguely?  I still can't process that.  I can't even describe it.
Molon Lube