HEY OREGON, WE'RE JUST AS WEIRD AS YOU ARE!

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Oklahoma is trying to get in the running http://gawker.com/i-had-sex-with-my-cat-woman-says-after-trying-to-stab-820449133

Well played, Oklahoma.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think the hullabaloo over the horse was "OMG THEY SHOT A HORSE AND TOOK PICTURES IN IT'S DEAD CARCASS ANIMAL ABUSE!"  and didn't think about how they ate it.  Also horses are not usually eaten in America, so that's weird too.

And it was, like geriatric, and ill, so they were euthanizing the poor old thing, if I remember.

...Yeah, I thought that was in Washington State.
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-animal-in-you/Content?oid=30811

From the gate of Pinyan's property, one can see a miniature red barn. If Pinyan hadn't died that day, not only would bestiality still be legal in Washington State, but here, near the shores of Oak Harbor, an engineer who worked on the most complex machine in the history of the world would be practically married to a horse, a descendant of the dominant means of transportation for centuries. On the surface, the situation would have looked normal: Pinyan, a proud equestrian by day, brushing his horse's mane, riding the handsome creature—but at night he would cross the line.

No, he was talking about Jasha Lottin: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/03/jasha-lottin-oregon-woman_n_1074050.html

The story you linked to is the Mr. Hands incident that I mentioned, which did take place in WA: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oklahoma is trying to get in the running http://gawker.com/i-had-sex-with-my-cat-woman-says-after-trying-to-stab-820449133

How does that even work? Cats don't even HAVE penises!

[Pæs]

Oklahoma is trying to get in the running http://gawker.com/i-had-sex-with-my-cat-woman-says-after-trying-to-stab-820449133

How does that even work? Cats don't even HAVE penises!

I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oklahoma is trying to get in the running http://gawker.com/i-had-sex-with-my-cat-woman-says-after-trying-to-stab-820449133

How does that even work? Cats don't even HAVE penises!

I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis.

FULL CIRCLE.

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No, he was talking about Jasha Lottin: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/03/jasha-lottin-oregon-woman_n_1074050.html

The story you linked to is the Mr. Hands incident that I mentioned, which did take place in WA: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

Ah.
Didn't pay much attention to horse guy when it happened; other than to wonder if the guy involved was suicidal or something.

Oklahoma is trying to get in the running http://gawker.com/i-had-sex-with-my-cat-woman-says-after-trying-to-stab-820449133

How does that even work? Cats don't even HAVE penises!

I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis.

FULL CIRCLE.

[Freeky]

I think the hullabaloo over the horse was "OMG THEY SHOT A HORSE AND TOOK PICTURES IN IT'S DEAD CARCASS ANIMAL ABUSE!"  and didn't think about how they ate it.  Also horses are not usually eaten in America, so that's weird too.

The horse was dead by then, so it wasn't abuse, and my ass horses aren't usually eaten in America; in Oregon, meat is meat. When I was a kid you could buy it at the butcher.

I'm not agreeing with them, let me be clear.  I read the article and was like "Oh.  Well, okay then."  That's just what the big deal was with people who would rather get up in arms, I think.

And I said "not usually,"  which accounts for being able to get it at the butcher.  Most people I know don't go to the butcher, and they don't sell horse meat at the supermarket, s I was quite speaking in ignorance on that matter, I'll admit. 

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm pretty sure it's not legal to raise horses for slaughter in America so any commercially available horse meat is going to be imported and likely expensive.

Actually I just looked it up and apparently that ban was lifted in 2011. Still, it's not exactly a common thing in this country.

[Freeky]

I'm pretty sure it's not legal to raise horses for slaughter in America so any commercially available horse meat is going to be imported and likely expensive.

Actually I just looked it up and apparently that ban was lifted in 2011. Still, it's not exactly a common thing in this country.

If the ban was lifted in '11, and assuming they wait until the horse is fully grown before slaughtering it, it most likely won't be seen for another year or two.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

ANOTHER STATE THROWS ITS HAT INTO THE RING: IOWA

Not good enough. TRY HARDER.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm pretty sure it's not legal to raise horses for slaughter in America so any commercially available horse meat is going to be imported and likely expensive.

Actually I just looked it up and apparently that ban was lifted in 2011. Still, it's not exactly a common thing in this country.

It was illegal to sell it commercially, for a while. That doesn't have much bearing. So some dumbfuck out-of-staters were horrified, so the fuck what.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's been illegal to sell raw milk commercially here for longer than it was illegal to sell horsemeat.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

ANOTHER STATE THROWS ITS HAT INTO THE RING: IOWA

Not good enough. TRY HARDER.

That guy has some kind of neurological disorder! It doesn't have a name yet and isn't diagnosed or recognized at all by anyone, but I would bet money on it. I have seen it a few times and I think it's deserving of more investigation. It's insanely recognizable by some really distinctive traits, though.

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ANOTHER STATE THROWS ITS HAT INTO THE RING: IOWA

Not good enough. TRY HARDER.

That guy has some kind of neurological disorder! It doesn't have a name yet and isn't diagnosed or recognized at all by anyone, but I would bet money on it. I have seen it a few times and I think it's deserving of more investigation. It's insanely recognizable by some really distinctive traits, though.

Wet brain?
Dipshit NOS?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

ANOTHER STATE THROWS ITS HAT INTO THE RING: IOWA

Not good enough. TRY HARDER.

That guy has some kind of neurological disorder! It doesn't have a name yet and isn't diagnosed or recognized at all by anyone, but I would bet money on it. I have seen it a few times and I think it's deserving of more investigation. It's insanely recognizable by some really distinctive traits, though.

Once it's diagnosed and recognised, a lot of Teabaggers will be certifiable, I think.