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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., July 12, 2013, 09:56:27 PM

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#45
July 15, 2013, 07:52:22 PM
Nah, up all night and involves role playing.


She's xylem, I'm phloem.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#46
July 15, 2013, 07:55:20 PM
Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 15, 2013, 07:52:22 PM
Nah, up all night and involves role playing.


She's xylem, I'm phloem.

Well, that definitely matches up with my expectations.

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#47
July 15, 2013, 07:57:19 PM
Dirty mind!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#48
July 15, 2013, 08:02:13 PM

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#49
July 15, 2013, 08:04:22 PM
Touche! 


I should say I did have a bunch of weirdos e-mail me as well at OKC.  But honestly, at least in the geographic subsection I was scanning in TRONE, it was weirdos all the way down.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#50
July 15, 2013, 09:38:14 PM
Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 15, 2013, 11:03:25 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 06:08:49 AM
This may be naive of me . . . but is there anyone on okCupid not looking for someone to fuck? I mean, I'm just there to mess with people not actually find someone. But all my messages are "OMG UR A GIRL! U HAV TITS? WAN 2 FUK?" So sad.


There was at least one.  But now I'm taken, after meeting a lovely lady through OKC.    ;)

I am truly devastated.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Salty

#51
July 15, 2013, 09:42:55 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 09:38:14 PM
Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 15, 2013, 11:03:25 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 06:08:49 AM
This may be naive of me . . . but is there anyone on okCupid not looking for someone to fuck? I mean, I'm just there to mess with people not actually find someone. But all my messages are "OMG UR A GIRL! U HAV TITS? WAN 2 FUK?" So sad.


There was at least one.  But now I'm taken, after meeting a lovely lady through OKC.    ;)

I am truly devastated.

:lol:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#52
July 15, 2013, 09:44:58 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 15, 2013, 09:52:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 02:54:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 01:47:38 AM
Alty is like a paragon of sweetness and sunshine.

I feel like there should be more to that statement. "A paragon of sweetness and sunshine . . . ENCASED IN AN ADAMANTIUM MECHA DROID HELL BENT ON DESTROYING ALL THAT LIVES, STARTING WITH PALIN AND PUTIN!!!!1!!!"

Nothing can destroy Putin. And why would anybody WANT to? That man is what we should all aspire to.

I don't really want Putin destroyed, then I'll never get to live out my dream . . .
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Left

#53
July 17, 2013, 08:02:10 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 06:08:49 AM
This may be naive of me . . . but is there anyone on okCupid not looking for someone to fuck? I mean, I'm just there to mess with people not actually find someone. But all my messages are "OMG UR A GIRL! U HAV TITS? WAN 2 FUK?" So sad.

There is SOME intelligence there, just not in the majority.
It is a dating site, part of its' purpose is to, in fact, find you someone to fuck.
...Those of us who find stupidity a turnoff are already qualifying as very picky. :horrormirth:
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Doktor Howl

#54
July 17, 2013, 08:05:05 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 09:44:58 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 15, 2013, 09:52:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 02:54:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 01:47:38 AM
Alty is like a paragon of sweetness and sunshine.

I feel like there should be more to that statement. "A paragon of sweetness and sunshine . . . ENCASED IN AN ADAMANTIUM MECHA DROID HELL BENT ON DESTROYING ALL THAT LIVES, STARTING WITH PALIN AND PUTIN!!!!1!!!"

Nothing can destroy Putin. And why would anybody WANT to? That man is what we should all aspire to.

I don't really want Putin destroyed, then I'll never get to live out my dream . . .

You stay away from my man, you homewrecker.
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#55
July 17, 2013, 08:25:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2013, 08:05:05 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 09:44:58 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 15, 2013, 09:52:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 02:54:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 01:47:38 AM
Alty is like a paragon of sweetness and sunshine.

I feel like there should be more to that statement. "A paragon of sweetness and sunshine . . . ENCASED IN AN ADAMANTIUM MECHA DROID HELL BENT ON DESTROYING ALL THAT LIVES, STARTING WITH PALIN AND PUTIN!!!!1!!!"

Nothing can destroy Putin. And why would anybody WANT to? That man is what we should all aspire to.

I don't really want Putin destroyed, then I'll never get to live out my dream . . .

You stay away from my man, you homewrecker.

He and I have so much in common! Guns! Hunting! Our appreciation of wildlife and how good it looks displayed on our walls! A cowed and terrified population being ground beneath our heel. Mutual contempt for softer world leaders.

What do you and he have together? Huh? NOTHING! THAT'S WHAT!

It's only a matter of time . . .
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cain

#56
July 18, 2013, 03:37:37 AM
I just wanted to draw everyone's attention to this gallery:

http://imgur.com/gallery/Ldagx

Example:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#57
July 18, 2013, 03:40:42 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 18, 2013, 03:37:37 AM
I just wanted to draw everyone's attention to this gallery:

http://imgur.com/gallery/Ldagx

Example:



LOVE the man-scaping.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#58
July 18, 2013, 03:42:40 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:






Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Left

#59
July 18, 2013, 03:43:44 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 18, 2013, 03:37:37 AM
I just wanted to draw everyone's attention to this gallery:

http://imgur.com/gallery/Ldagx

Example:



:eek:
*reaches for eyebleach*
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy
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