What did you do with my RWHN?

[AFK]

This guy is either, seriously, THE BEST troll I've ever seen, or a moron of staggering ineptitude. I'd really like to believe the former, because mannnnn, in the presence of greatness and all that.

Hmmm, could be?   

[Doktor Howl]

Thread summary:

RWHN: "PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES, IT'S DANGEROUS"


Discordians: "Why are you here, again?"

Same as every RWHN thread.

Not even close.

It's at least half right.

Not even.


At no point have I suggested people can't think for themselves.  I support chains like CVS and Walgreens pulling the edition because they feel it is the right thing to do by their customer base.  A customer base that includes many stores in the Greater Boston area.  However, people still have plenty of other options to get the edition if they really want it, and I imagine at this point you can probably find the article online as well.  So there are no shortage of ways to get and read the article. 


I've been very clear what my objection is (assface on the cover like a rock star) and what that is based in (insensitivity to victims/exploiting and minimizing tragedy). 


That's all this thread was about, voicing my opinion and displeasure about putting him on the cover,  I didn't suggest the government should do anything about it, I didn't say it should be banned.  This was made about me because you guys wanted it to be about me.  Because it still seems to short circuit brains around here that a Discordian thinks a little differently than them. 


You really should get over that shit.

Saying shit like having blunt head trauma is the attention we should be giving him does make it about you.

Because then you're just a horrible person.

All that means is I have little compassion for the crap weasel.  Am I going to go round up a posse to have the guy bludgeoned?  No.  Am I going to advocate for the guy to be tortured?  No.  Give him his due process, lock him up.  Mass doesn't have death penalty so unfortunately it isn't an option.  I think he should go in general pop.  Treat him like every other criminal.  Why give his life and security any more value than any of the other humans there.  Right?

But that isn't what you said earlier.  That is just weaseling.

[AFK]

How would something stelz said paint me as a hypocrite anyway?

Through the miracle of the Reverend What's His Name Power Hour.

That guy is dead.

[Doktor Howl]

How would something stelz said paint me as a hypocrite anyway?

Through the miracle of the Reverend What's His Name Power Hour.

That guy is dead.

Yeah, we know.

[AFK]

Thread summary:

RWHN: "PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES, IT'S DANGEROUS"


Discordians: "Why are you here, again?"

Same as every RWHN thread.

Not even close.

It's at least half right.

Not even.


At no point have I suggested people can't think for themselves.  I support chains like CVS and Walgreens pulling the edition because they feel it is the right thing to do by their customer base.  A customer base that includes many stores in the Greater Boston area.  However, people still have plenty of other options to get the edition if they really want it, and I imagine at this point you can probably find the article online as well.  So there are no shortage of ways to get and read the article. 


I've been very clear what my objection is (assface on the cover like a rock star) and what that is based in (insensitivity to victims/exploiting and minimizing tragedy). 


That's all this thread was about, voicing my opinion and displeasure about putting him on the cover,  I didn't suggest the government should do anything about it, I didn't say it should be banned.  This was made about me because you guys wanted it to be about me.  Because it still seems to short circuit brains around here that a Discordian thinks a little differently than them. 


You really should get over that shit.

Saying shit like having blunt head trauma is the attention we should be giving him does make it about you.

Because then you're just a horrible person.

All that means is I have little compassion for the crap weasel.  Am I going to go round up a posse to have the guy bludgeoned?  No.  Am I going to advocate for the guy to be tortured?  No.  Give him his due process, lock him up.  Mass doesn't have death penalty so unfortunately it isn't an option.  I think he should go in general pop.  Treat him like every other criminal.  Why give his life and security any more value than any of the other humans there.  Right?

But that isn't what you said earlier.  That is just weaseling.

"Don't fuck with my narrative bro!"

[AFK]

How would something stelz said paint me as a hypocrite anyway?

Through the miracle of the Reverend What's His Name Power Hour.

That guy is dead.

Yeah, we know.

Maybe he'll rise from the dead again like TGRR does every six months.   

[Doktor Howl]

How would something stelz said paint me as a hypocrite anyway?

Through the miracle of the Reverend What's His Name Power Hour.

That guy is dead.

Yeah, we know.

Maybe he'll rise from the dead again like TGRR does every six months.   

Nope.  All that's left of RWHN is a shitbag that does his best to halt all other traffic on the board.

Congratulations, you're basically a poptart.

[Salty]

I've never actual seen someone have a midlife crisis like this, it's horrible. I wouldn't wish it on anyone, I feel bad for this dudes brain.

It's probably starved for alcohol.

[AFK]

How would something stelz said paint me as a hypocrite anyway?

Through the miracle of the Reverend What's His Name Power Hour.

That guy is dead.

Yeah, we know.

Maybe he'll rise from the dead again like TGRR does every six months.   

Nope.  All that's left of RWHN is a shitbag that does his best to halt all other traffic on the board.

Congratulations, you're basically a poptart.

Whaddya talking about?  There have been plenty of other posts in other threads and even one that has some creative writing inspired by me.  Who's being dishonest now?

[AFK]

I've never actual seen someone have a midlife crisis like this, it's horrible. I wouldn't wish it on anyone, I feel bad for this dudes brain.

It's probably starved for alcohol.

Yeah, my life really sucks right now.  Woe is me! 

[AFK]

12 threads in Apple Talk have had at least one post in them today.  A Friday.  Yeah, total stand still on PD today.

[Doktor Howl]

How would something stelz said paint me as a hypocrite anyway?

Through the miracle of the Reverend What's His Name Power Hour.

That guy is dead.

Yeah, we know.

Maybe he'll rise from the dead again like TGRR does every six months.   

Nope.  All that's left of RWHN is a shitbag that does his best to halt all other traffic on the board.

Congratulations, you're basically a poptart.

Whaddya talking about?  There have been plenty of other posts in other threads and even one that has some creative writing inspired by me.  Who's being dishonest now?

1.  Traffic picks up.
2.  RWHN posts a thread.  Each successive thread is more troll-worthy than the last, going from drugs to guns to "bludgeon and torture to death".
3.  Decent people (ie, the other users) object to RWHN's fascist shit.
4.  Traffic moves to thread.
5.  People get disgusted by thread and leave for a while.
6.  Traffic dies.

Rinse, repeat.  If people stop responding, ratchet subject material up a notch.  You know it's going to work, because people will react almost involuntarily, out of sheer disgust.

And your other threads were basically hippie bullshit (the joy thread), etc, designed specifically to start fights (especially given that you called attention to them as your way of showing us that we are doin' it wrong, stated in as many words).

Fuck off.

[AFK]

12 threads in Apple Talk have had at least one post in them today.  A Friday.  Yeah, total stand still on PD today.

[Doktor Howl]

12 threads in Apple Talk have had at least one post in them today.  A Friday.  Yeah, total stand still on PD today.

Yep.  But you'll fix that, right?

Again, fuck off, you disgusting fraction of a man.

[AFK]

18 threads have been active today across PD today.  On a Friday.