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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #255 on: September 29, 2018, 07:13:15 am »
No, you won't. You know how I know? In your shoe, is a small device. I press this button, you get the worst case of restless leg syndrome in the galaxy. You will never sleep again, unless you like dreaming about kung fu movies.

Son, I have pills.  Real good pills.  You could light my legs on fire, and I would notice until I'd hit the snooze alarm twice.

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Second edit: This is for you, Roger, and several others. I dunno if it will appease your wrathful disposition, and frankly, I tried, so I shouldn't care, except I do.

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What wrath?  This is my ground state.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #256 on: September 29, 2018, 07:32:14 am »
Nothing else to say but <3

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #257 on: September 29, 2018, 07:40:40 am »
I'm so, weirded out that Kevin would betray you though, honestly, you sound like a good sort of boss, I've had, many bosses, some good, most, either middling-horrible. That you just write it off with a simple "You shit." is pretty fucking awesome.

EDIT: I guess a lot of people just don't get much experience with a bottom of the barrel boss, so they're like, I hate this guy, he's so demanding, he makes me work so hard... protip: you don't have to do a lot of hard work if you fucking get it right the first time and move on, to other, also complicated matters. I enjoyed reading your statement about hauling a cinder block up five flights of stairs, then back down. You're right, the end product of the labor involved is zero.

EDIT AGAIN: Suppose I should elaborate, I've had, lazy bosses, but a respected that, hey, if shit didn't get done, it was their ass that got roasted, not mine... I've had busy bosses, those are bad, because cinderblock theory, after enough hauling of cinderblocks, you stop to ask, wait, look, the first move seemed a spur of the moment thing, then you turned around right after it, and wanted everything changed around again, have you considered that maybe, instead of busting our asses, we could take a few moments to think about whether it's even worth it to change things at this point? No offence but it seems like we keep doing a bunch of needless shit."
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #258 on: September 29, 2018, 08:14:59 am »
My favorite boss was a huge, demanding dickhead, no shit, but the dude had pull, if you needed someone to cover for you because you got drunk the night before, then shaved your legs and had the pricklies under your skin, he'd be like, "Well, that's a lot of fucking gay, how long is it going to take for the pricklies to go away enough before you come into work?", so you could realistically call in sick because you got in a fight with a bouncer, I once had to, came in too early, you know how injuries are, accidents that normally would never happen, happen involving that specific area. No shit, had my face all bandaged up and some dude, as I'm trying to haul some shit, just, throws a box of freaking auto parts, it was a heavy one, he was thinking he was throwing at nothing, but it hit me square in the nose and I was like, oh fuck, ow... ow... oh god, and he's apologizing, like it's going to mysteriously make it better.

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #259 on: December 14, 2018, 02:42:24 am »
Only read this page for now but it seems like you folks are still being creative, I need to catch up on recent happenings before I start trolling again, maybe I won't.

It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

If not here, then where?
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #260 on: December 16, 2018, 01:59:13 am »
Only read this page for now but it seems like you folks are still being creative, I need to catch up on recent happenings before I start trolling again, maybe I won't.

It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

If not here, then where?

Like we'd actually tell the trolls?
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #261 on: December 16, 2018, 01:38:51 pm »
It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

If not here, then where?

Like we'd actually tell the trolls?

Curious.  The context of your post belies its content.  Your signature contains a link to your RPG-related blog, which is, generally speaking, the sort of thing I was asking about.
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #262 on: December 16, 2018, 08:00:50 pm »
It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

If not here, then where?

Like we'd actually tell the trolls?

Curious.  The context of your post belies its content.  Your signature contains a link to your RPG-related blog, which is, generally speaking, the sort of thing I was asking about.

Yeah, well, I don't actually give a shit about trolls finding my blog. What are they going to do? Post mean things about how I have badwrongfun in D&D?
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #263 on: December 16, 2018, 11:02:11 pm »
It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

If not here, then where?

Like we'd actually tell the trolls?

Curious.  The context of your post belies its content.  Your signature contains a link to your RPG-related blog, which is, generally speaking, the sort of thing I was asking about.

Yeah, well, I don't actually give a shit about trolls finding my blog. What are they going to do? Post mean things about how I have badwrongfun in D&D?

So what's your stake in all this?
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #264 on: December 16, 2018, 11:45:22 pm »
It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

If not here, then where?

Like we'd actually tell the trolls?

Curious.  The context of your post belies its content.  Your signature contains a link to your RPG-related blog, which is, generally speaking, the sort of thing I was asking about.

Yeah, well, I don't actually give a shit about trolls finding my blog. What are they going to do? Post mean things about how I have badwrongfun in D&D?

So what's your stake in all this?

He's Welsh.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #265 on: December 17, 2018, 01:24:29 am »
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #266 on: December 17, 2018, 01:42:21 am »
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...yes.  I.. uh... yes, exactly so.  I have a co-worker, he...um...says much the same thing.

Have a nice day.
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #267 on: December 17, 2018, 02:34:17 am »
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...yes.  I.. uh... yes, exactly so.  I have a co-worker, he...um...says much the same thing.

Have a nice day.

See?  No vowels at all.  :lulz:
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #268 on: December 19, 2018, 05:38:40 pm »
He's from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch, you normies wouldn't understand

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #269 on: December 19, 2018, 10:37:09 pm »
How the fuck do you pronounce that quadruple L?
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