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Doktor Howl

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #285 on: January 30, 2019, 04:05:52 pm »
I'll miss that guy.

He was an ass, but he could sing and his wife was pretty.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #286 on: January 30, 2019, 04:16:51 pm »
Very sad about her.  When the last of the Big Gay Cowboys fell, it was just her and the sharks.

I mean, her and 30 automated machine guns like in the second Aliens flick and a bazooka with a bayonet and the sharks.

Despite all that, numbers told...But as she was running out of ammunition, the radio crackled to life.

But then the season ended, and the next season was canceled in favor of a show about haunted pawn shop house-flippers, so nobody knows what happened to her.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #287 on: January 30, 2019, 04:37:42 pm »
Some say that on moonless nights, when the wind dies down, you can still hear her, singing her battle song...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4
« Last Edit: January 30, 2019, 04:40:11 pm by LMNO »

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #288 on: January 30, 2019, 07:09:52 pm »
Some say that on moonless nights, when the wind dies down, you can still hear her, singing her battle song...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4


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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.