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Started by Doktor Howl, July 19, 2013, 04:25:39 PM

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Junkenstein

Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:45:19 PM
5th, us pasty celt types would spontaneously combust without being dipped in factor 60 SPF from head to toe.

This is actually the first 5 reasons for me.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:45:19 PM
5th, us pasty celt types would spontaneously combust without being dipped in factor 60 SPF from head to toe.

That's what you get for being alive.
Molon Lube

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:52:57 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:45:19 PM
5th, us pasty celt types would spontaneously combust without being dipped in factor 60 SPF from head to toe.

That's what you get for being alive.

it's been so warm I have tan lines.

the blue bits are paler than the white bits.

Junkenstein

My blue bits burnt and now everything is red.

EVERYTHING.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:55:19 PM
My blue bits burnt and now everything is red.

EVERYTHING.

I used the correct sunscreen and sat in the shade where possible,  factor 50 or gtfo.

Doktor Howl

How?  There's no sun there.
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:56:59 PM
How?  There's no sun there.

Someone kept saying that it was bright and I spontaneously burnt.

I make albino's looked tanned.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Pope Pixie Pickle

the royal babby arrived on the HOTTEST DAY ON RECORD for the UK. 33 degrees Celsius.

the leathery looking people are everywhere.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:58:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:56:59 PM
How?  There's no sun there.

Someone kept saying that it was bright and I spontaneously burnt.

I make albino's looked tanned.

there are a lot of ginger kids hiding under rocks the last week or so.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:58:37 PM
the royal babby arrived on the HOTTEST DAY ON RECORD for the UK. 33 degrees Celsius.

the leathery looking people are everywhere.

47C here the other day.
Molon Lube

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:00:29 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:58:37 PM
the royal babby arrived on the HOTTEST DAY ON RECORD for the UK. 33 degrees Celsius.

the leathery looking people are everywhere.

47C here the other day.

that is INHUMANE.  I got cranky once it hit 26.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 05:02:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:00:29 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:58:37 PM
the royal babby arrived on the HOTTEST DAY ON RECORD for the UK. 33 degrees Celsius.

the leathery looking people are everywhere.

47C here the other day.

that is INHUMANE.  I got cranky once it hit 26.

Um.  "Tucson".

We have complained the the uncaring universe, but nothing has been done.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:00:29 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:58:37 PM
the royal babby arrived on the HOTTEST DAY ON RECORD for the UK. 33 degrees Celsius.

the leathery looking people are everywhere.

47C here the other day.

That's 117F for Americans, give or take 3 miles.
Molon Lube

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